'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

time to eat

be back shortly

[sigman roid]

Oh OK.We have a gas oven so I have no Idea what that is but thanks for explaining.

I got a electric oven and still aint got a clue....lol

[Dukkit]

bump

[sigman roid]

siggy for mod

[Dukkit]

dukkit for god

[Dukkit]

fukk dukkit

hes an asshole

[Chode Logan]

I'd fukk dukkit's asshole

[Dukkit]

i know you would

who wouldnt?
its nice and tight

and shaved

lol

sup chode!

[Reed]

I'm going to try to front squat 365 in contest prep mode.

I did 315 for like 5 reps a while ago, but that was before my second bulker.....

[Reed]

I'll probably fail but you only live once.

[Dukkit]

I'll probably fail but you only live once.

you wont fail

you got this

piece of cake. piece of cheesecake!!

[Chode Logan]

Eat that cheesecake bitch.

[Dukkit]

shovel that cheesecake into your mouth

feel it down your throat.

settling into your stomach!!

then squat that shit mutha fukka!!!

[Dukkit]

what you got goin on today Chode?

[Chode Logan]

what you got goin on today Chode?

I might swing down to the beach to find tits, then gotta renew gym membership, then work on music for the evening, what about you DUKKI wukk

[Dukkit]

I might swing down to the beach to find tits, then gotta renew gym membership, then work on music for the evening, what about you DUKKI wukk

work for another hour

then gettin my POS car inspected

chilling wiith a chickie. may go for a hike

[Chode Logan]

I got myself in a bit of a problem with some girls dukki, you care to enlist your expert advice?

[Reed]

Ok I'm jumping off a bridge cheesecake is my favorite dessert and I can't have any.............

[-Ender-]

Toss her salad

[-Ender-]

tongue the balloon knot

[Chode Logan]

Ok I'm jumping off a bridge cheesecake is my favorite dessert and I can't have any.............

Just put it in your mouth and chew it, then spit it out. It's almost bulimic but not quite, you'll keep your slim figure.

[Chode Logan]

Fist her spiderhole?

[Reed]

haha I'll have me a little cheat meal after the first show.

Just gonna be a really big juicy steak (lean of course), a loaded sweet potato and a salad, that'll be it. I'm sure it won't throw my conditioning off

[Chode Logan]

Steak every day bitch.

[Dukkit]

i think this place would be better off if i was a MOD

[Dukkit]

I got myself in a bit of a problem with some girls dukki, you care to enlist your expert advice?

of course

whats up

Just put it in your mouth and chew it, then spit it out. It's almost bulimic but not quite, you'll keep your slim figure.

words of wisdom!

[Chode Logan]

alright so here it is...

A girl I sort of already knew, she used to go out with a somewhat friend of mine years ago, well me and her ran into each other at a party, and I ended up taking her home and getting nasty until the sun came up. We've sort of been hanging out since, she gives me texts like "Hey you, was just thinking about you whats up?" and cute shit like that. she's actually really cool, really smart, has a good job etc. she even goes to church...I havn't told her that I'm pretty much satan yet. So I've hung out with her 4 or 5 times and I believe she thinks I will be her boyfriend within the next month or 2. she's awesome but not feeling it too too much yet, just kinda doing my thing.

Fast forward to friday, I go to a party, meet this girl there, and I can tell right off the bat somethings up. I catch her eyeing me down so I throw some back. So I decide to crank up the magic and end up kicking it with her the whole night, made out with her then got her number. I hung out with her again last night and still no nasty business, but I respect that. I like this girl better, for whatever reason.

So, simple enough. EXCEPT I go to add the new one on facebook (I didn't yet), and they are friends................................What do I do haha. I wanted to keep hanging out with both until it solved itself and decision was more clear, but it's a time bomb I'm sitting on if they talk to each other.

[sigman roid]

come on chode im your agony aunt i can sort all relationship problems

[sigman roid]

your fvcked im out

[Chode Logan]

hahahahaha, exactly what I thought.

[Voland]

fvcking tiny beefcakes. None of you remembered tomorrow is my B-day...

[Dancer]

OH god this one is simple... first "Chode"

you tell number two that doesn't know you all that well that all your friends call you "John" and a day later you drop her your new number... Get you a pay as you go phone "John"

****en both and see what happens

[Dancer]

fvcking tiny beefcakes. None of you remembered tomorrow is my B-day...

well happy bday

[Chode Logan]

OH god this one is simple... first "Chode"

you tell number two that doesn't know you all that well that all your friends call you "John" and a day later you drop her your new number... Get you a pay as you go phone "John"

****en both and see what happens

That's sleazy, I like it. Too late though, plus she was introduced to me by a friend who already gave up my info haha.

[Voland]

yep my present will be a new heat wave. Temps are supossed to be almost 40ºC (+100).
So i'll seek refuge at my girls who has airconditioning.

[sigman roid]

fvcking tiny beefcakes. None of you remembered tomorrow is my B-day...

how old are you voland?

[Voland]

how old are you voland?

i'll be 24 tomorrow

[-Ender-]

alright so here it is...

A girl I sort of already knew, she used to go out with a somewhat friend of mine years ago, well me and her ran into each other at a party, and I ended up taking her home and getting nasty until the sun came up. We've sort of been hanging out since, she gives me texts like "Hey you, was just thinking about you whats up?" and cute shit like that. she's actually really cool, really smart, has a good job etc. she even goes to church...I havn't told her that I'm pretty much satan yet. So I've hung out with her 4 or 5 times and I believe she thinks I will be her boyfriend within the next month or 2. she's awesome but not feeling it too too much yet, just kinda doing my thing.

Fast forward to friday, I go to a party, meet this girl there, and I can tell right off the bat somethings up. I catch her eyeing me down so I throw some back. So I decide to crank up the magic and end up kicking it with her the whole night, made out with her then got her number. I hung out with her again last night and still no nasty business, but I respect that. I like this girl better, for whatever reason.

So, simple enough. EXCEPT I go to add the new one on facebook (I didn't yet), and they are friends................................What do I do haha. I wanted to keep hanging out with both until it solved itself and decision was more clear, but it's a time bomb I'm sitting on if they talk to each other.

pick one.

[Dancer]

That's sleazy, I like it. Too late though, plus she was introduced to me by a friend who already gave up my info haha.

Just keep in mind that you can lie lie lie cause the bitches lie lie lie....

and your aint dating either one exclusively....

The look on the bitches faces when I get caugh has always been so freaking funny... "You cheated on me", "no you said we werent exclusive"


LIE LIE LIE

[Chode Logan]

Hahaha good call.