Happy Bday to Dukkit

**alex18** · 07-28-2009, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

glad your here!

No problemo super DOOPER whore brother!

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 08:52 AM

i want some sexy women pics in this thread!

come on ppl!!

**vpchill** · 07-28-2009, 08:52 AM

Happy Birthday Ya.... Swell Guy

**CBGB** · 07-28-2009, 08:54 AM

Happy Birthday Brother Man.

I hope you have a great day!!!

**alex18** · 07-28-2009, 09:00 AM

just for you to give you a giggle on your bday

**tboney** · 07-28-2009, 09:03 AM

Happy b-day bro!! Thanks for the laughs! I have had a couple of bad days lately and your antics have cheered me up on more than one ocassion so thanks!

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Happy Birthday Ya.... Swell Guy

your not too shabby yourself

Originally Posted by CBGB

Happy Birthday Brother Man.

I hope you have a great day!!!

def will try my best!

Originally Posted by alex18

just for you to give you a giggle on your bday

lol. dudes got a boner. hahahah

Originally Posted by tboney

Happy b-day bro!! Thanks for the laughs! I have had a couple of bad days lately and your antics have cheered me up on more than one ocassion so thanks!

anytime man! im here to please
well not really. im here to whore. but they go hand in hand

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 07-28-2009, 09:09 AM

happy birthday man!
try not to get too ****ed up you crazy bastard.

**Hunter** · 07-28-2009, 09:09 AM

happy b-day.

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 09:10 AM

damn pic wont load

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 09:14 AM

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

happy birthday man!
try not to get too ****ed up you crazy bastard.

not today
work, gym, dinner with me mummsie

then going to a chickies for some "birthday sex"

but this weekend.. oh different story.. i have a concert to go to on thurs night. then fri off work to go camping till sun

yes yes

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 09:19 AM

oh my goodness i love this last one

**alex18** · 07-28-2009, 09:20 AM

your going camping?

Urban dictionary....Camping- Sitting for longer than the normally alotted time on the crapper--taking a shit
dude--Where you been?
camper-- I was Camping

or is it more

The action of going home with a new partner for sexual purposes without leaving afterwards. Through charm and repeated sex, a one-night-stand can be prolonged for a full weekend, and further on through weeks and months. Though it may appear to be "love at first sight," it is actually the exchange of sex for housing.

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 09:20 AM

**Tigershark** · 07-28-2009, 09:32 AM

Happy Birthday!

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by alex18

your going camping?

Urban dictionary....Camping- Sitting for longer than the normally alotted time on the crapper--taking a shit
dude--Where you been?
camper-- I was Camping

or is it more

The action of going home with a new partner for sexual purposes without leaving afterwards. Through charm and repeated sex, a one-night-stand can be prolonged for a full weekend, and further on through weeks and months. Though it may appear to be "love at first sight," it is actually the exchange of sex for housing.

sad thing is.. .ive done that on more then one occasion
usually im just in it so i can raid their fridge

**alex18** · 07-28-2009, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

sad thing is.. .ive done that on more then one occasion
usually im just in it so i can raid their fridge

next time take me with you...we can eifel tower her!

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by alex18

next time take me with you...we can eifel tower her!

hahaha

deal

**alex18** · 07-28-2009, 09:40 AM

and then eat all her food!

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 09:48 AM

and make her order take out

**alex18** · 07-28-2009, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

and make her order take out

and make her pay including tip

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 09:54 AM

we are mean mean ppl

oh. and she better personally cook us breakfast the next morning

**alex18** · 07-28-2009, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

we are mean mean ppl

oh. and she better personally cook us breakfast the next morning

This reminds me of a good story....

A couple of buddies of mine back home are in the Royal Marines....they completed a tour of Iraq and decided to take 2 weeks in Thailand. So 4 of them went out there and rented a nice house for 2 weeks. On the first night one of the lads brought back a really hot hooker. She spent the night and in the morning made him breakfast. At breakfast she gave hima proposal....if they were staying for 2 weeks she could be paid $x to stay for the two weeks...cook clean and ****...(just like a good wife WASHING IRONING FOOD ENTERTAINMENT) so he agreed on the basis she made all 4 lads breakfast in the morning... Great deal! Right? ..... on the last night out the lads stayed out late....and were headed back to the house around 7am. As they walked past the kitchen window sure enough Miss Thai was making breakfast so they stopped and watched on the sly....but on closer inspection she was mixing the scrambled egg....AND PISSING IN IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! had she been doing this for 2 weeks???

Moral of the story...we need to watch that bitch cook our breakfast!

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 10:12 AM

hahahah

perfect birthday story!!!

we will keep our eyes on the chick then

**scerpico22** · 07-28-2009, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by alex18

This reminds me of a good story....

A couple of buddies of mine back home are in the Royal Marines....they completed a tour of Iraq and decided to take 2 weeks in Thailand. So 4 of them went out there and rented a nice house for 2 weeks. On the first night one of the lads brought back a really hot hooker. She spent the night and in the morning made him breakfast. At breakfast she gave hima proposal....if they were staying for 2 weeks she could be paid $x to stay for the two weeks...cook clean and ****...(just like a good wife WASHING IRONING FOOD ENTERTAINMENT) so he agreed on the basis she made all 4 lads breakfast in the morning... Great deal! Right? ..... on the last night out the lads stayed out late....and were headed back to the house around 7am. As they walked past the kitchen window sure enough Miss Thai was making breakfast so they stopped and watched on the sly....but on closer inspection she was mixing the scrambled egg....AND PISSING IN IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! had she been doing this for 2 weeks???

Moral of the story...we need to watch that bitch cook our breakfast!

scrambled eggs

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 10:31 AM

lol

nice one scerpico

**eatrainrest** · 07-28-2009, 11:25 AM

Bbhhhh

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by eatrainrest

happy birthday dingleberry

aww thanks pukeface!!

**Alphatier** · 07-28-2009, 11:35 AM

Happy Birthday Dukkit!

Have a Great Day bro.

Now go out nd do some serious partying(drinking optional)

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 12:09 PM

partyin is gettin saved up till this weekend

still have a long work week ahead

**KatsMeow** · 07-28-2009, 12:47 PM

happy birthday dukkit

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 12:49 PM

thank you kats!

tell big i say hi.

shit. give him my number

**Dukkit** · 07-28-2009, 01:52 PM

im off to enjoy the rest of my birthday day!!

later

**alex18** · 07-30-2009, 12:03 PM

its late but who cares

**Dukkit** · 07-30-2009, 12:22 PM

lol
awesome
dont worry... im celebrating tonight until sun

tonight is concert
tomorrow is road trip to old town i lived in
see highschool buds
go camping
and party

**lola1182** · 07-30-2009, 02:54 PM

happy birthday!

**warchild** · 07-30-2009, 05:33 PM

happy bday bro, id buy you a lap dance if u were here

**ni4ni** · 07-30-2009, 06:45 PM

Happy BD bro!!
young lil fart
J/K

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