Bros, I have a HUGE problem (involves free sex)

**jamesjayz2k9** · 08-17-2009, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by PistolPete33

If you suck sausage you are gay.

End of story...

Couldnt said it better myself lol

**monkeyman33** · 08-17-2009, 05:46 PM

LOL I just read your post PistolPete and you are correct 100%. Any dude who has to go through a guy just to get a lady is gay plain and simple. There are millions of girls who you could get besides that girl believe me.

**Dont wanna be old** · 08-17-2009, 05:59 PM

Is she going to get that surgery Addadicktome ?

**echozulu** · 08-17-2009, 08:09 PM

Are you gonna be the Pitcher or the Catcher? Is the other fellow Bi or full-on homo? I think I would let her go on by.

**lovbyts** · 08-17-2009, 08:42 PM

Me, NEVER, only way I would be involved with another guy there is if one is in front and another in back. No close proximity or any chance of body parts touching.

If you are Bi or Bi curious go for it but I have NO curiosity that way.

**DSM4Life** · 08-17-2009, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by PistolPete33

If you suck sausage you are gay.

End of story...

Naaaa , if its a friend it doesn't make you gay. FACT.

**Hazard** · 08-17-2009, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

only way I would be involved with another guy there is if one is in front and another in back.

sounded gay to me

~Haz~

**Western Man** · 08-17-2009, 08:51 PM

It would be funny as all heck if you took it up the butt and your "hot" friend decided she didn't want you anymore.

Besides, to even consider this you have to have some latent homosexual feelings that you've been lying to yourself about.

Oh, furthermore, she isn't that hot.

**studdedout** · 08-17-2009, 09:02 PM

this is a lil gay.. u must jus not care bout sexuality n general to even consider this... but its all good u wana no wat its lik to b w a boy, might as well hav a hot chick after that...
wat she say to let u no its a trap...

**CBGB** · 08-17-2009, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by studdedout

this is a lil gay.. u must jus not care bout sexuality n general to even consider this... but its all good u wana no wat its lik to b w a boy, might as well hav a hot chick after that...
wat she say to let u no its a trap...

Are you six? Please try again.

**Friend** · 08-17-2009, 09:34 PM

I would rather cut my own nuts off.

**ray0414** · 08-17-2009, 09:44 PM

if u let a guy suck on your sausage does that make you gay? lol maybe if u close your eyes and pretend its a chick, make him wear a nice blonde wig or something lol

**firmechicano831** · 08-17-2009, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by Mooseman33

Hall of shame.......

X2, bro ur so gay.

**sizerp** · 08-17-2009, 10:49 PM

No pvssy is worth a cock.

**sizerp** · 08-17-2009, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Naaaa , if its a friend it doesn't make you gay. FACT.

If it's NOT a friend? ; P

**Polska** · 08-17-2009, 11:05 PM

I hope this thread stays around forever. Gold!!!

**firmechicano831** · 08-17-2009, 11:45 PM

LOL, a cock for a puss.y licking. Bro if u need a hot bitch just get an escort.

**fastwardo** · 08-17-2009, 11:56 PM

I've had some experience with this. Not with ****ing some strange dude lol but with some "chick" saying I could **** her whenever I want as long as I did stuff with this "bi-sexual friend."
This is a common con used by gay guys to rope in unsuspecting straight guys online. I'm willing to bet you met this "chick" on the internet, and after sending you sexy pics and propositioning you, she brought up this favor she wanted you to do first.
This has actually happened to me several times, and once this girl asked for my cell number online and I gave it to her, and a real chick actually called me! She had a really sexy voice to, so I figured this was for real. After dirty talking she brought up having this threesome with her bisexual friend, and I said that I would consider it as long as there was no male-male contact. The next day this homo started calling my cell phone offering me $ to perform oral sex on me. I couldn't get him to stop calling me lol. So, if you want to avoid this embarrassing situation, leave her alone. good luck bro!

**lovbyts** · 08-17-2009, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Naaaa , if its a friend it doesn't make you gay. FACT.

Yes it does unless you are 10 and just dont know better. LOL

**thegodfather** · 08-18-2009, 12:25 AM

This thread reminded me of a scene from Harold and Kumar...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G9ta7AHsIU

**stack_it** · 08-18-2009, 12:37 AM

has anyone noticed that in the title it says "involves FREE sex?" Im glad I'm blessed with good enough looks and a personality that allow me to have free sex all the time lol

**Immortal Soldier** · 08-18-2009, 02:33 AM

w...........t...............f

**sigman roid** · 08-18-2009, 06:59 AM

Bump!! Im not letting this die

**UncleTim** · 08-18-2009, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

Congrats! You're a fag!

LMAO @ any "straight" man to even contemplate such a pathetic idea. That bitch is far from "Hot"..unless you like clown tits.

Ok, now that you are out of the closet, how does it feel?

Priceless!!!

**Mooseman33** · 08-18-2009, 07:56 AM

this thread can never die...............

**calgarian** · 08-18-2009, 08:15 AM

oh shit...u guys had a field day with this shit

**MASTER** · 08-18-2009, 08:42 AM

Let me guess, its only gay if you take it, giving is fine. Seriously tho, I don't understand how any guy would even contemplate doing this if he isn't bi, the fact that you didn't bang her first then run makes me question your sanity. Hot girls are everywhere, and there are plenty that will happily accommodate your member in their brown eye for the night, for little more than a pork scratching and some sticky porridge shot onto their face.

**Vitruvian-Man** · 08-18-2009, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by fastwardo

I've had some experience with this. Not with ****ing some strange dude lol but with some "chick" saying I could **** her whenever I want as long as I did stuff with this "bi-sexual friend."
This is a common con used by gay guys to rope in unsuspecting straight guys online. I'm willing to bet you met this "chick" on the internet, and after sending you sexy pics and propositioning you, she brought up this favor she wanted you to do first.
This has actually happened to me several times, and once this girl asked for my cell number online and I gave it to her, and a real chick actually called me! She had a really sexy voice to, so I figured this was for real. After dirty talking she brought up having this threesome with her bisexual friend, and I said that I would consider it as long as there was no male-male contact. The next day this homo started calling my cell phone offering me $ to perform oral sex on me. I couldn't get him to stop calling me lol. So, if you want to avoid this embarrassing situation, leave her alone. good luck bro!

That was the most brilliant 9th post on AR that I ever did see.

So hilarious

**alex18** · 08-18-2009, 08:51 AM

its only gay if you push back

BG · 08-18-2009, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

Congrats! You're a fag!

LMAO @ any "straight" man to even contemplate such a pathetic idea. That bitch is far from "Hot"..unless you like clown tits.

Ok, now that you are out of the closet, how does it feel?

LMAO X 2.

I want the phone # to this kids friends so I can tell them the news. There boys was going to take it in the ass to get a little sluts *****.

**Sauced_Up** · 08-18-2009, 11:17 AM

You sir are gay just for contemplating this idea!

**Kratos** · 08-18-2009, 11:28 AM

be honest, you met this girl on the internet and have never seen her in real life

either you've never been laid before and the thought of sex with a real girl is so exciting to you that you'll get aids and man cream shot in your dump shoot for it.

or, you're gay

**CBGB** · 08-18-2009, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

be honest, you met this girl on the internet and have never seen her in real life

either you've never been laid before and the thought of sex with a real girl is so exciting to you that you'll get aids and man cream shot in your dump shoot for it.

or, you're gay

Nailed it

BG · 08-18-2009, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

be honest, you met this girl on the internet and have never seen her in real life

either you've never been laid before and the thought of sex with a real girl is so exciting to you that you'll get aids and man cream shot in your dump shoot for it.

or, you're gay

Straight and to the point !

**Hazard** · 08-18-2009, 11:46 AM

I think we lost him guys...... No more abominator......

Sorry DSM

~Haz~

**alex18** · 08-18-2009, 12:01 PM

admin please change his name to a-bum-inator

**energizer bunny** · 08-18-2009, 12:24 PM

He wont be Back.........

**Hazard** · 08-18-2009, 12:47 PM

I wanna know who voted yes.....

1) Abominator
2) DSM probably
3) ???? BG???? LMFAO

~Haz~

**Altoidmike** · 08-18-2009, 12:48 PM

I want more pics of that chick!

**playboii** · 08-18-2009, 01:12 PM

dude this is clearly a plan of the gay dude to make you fvck him. this is deff a bait & switch situation where the girl is helping her gay friend bone straight guys orrrr theirs no girl at all and the gay guy just says "yeah shes coming soon lets get started" & she doesnt come at all lol..but their should now be a new section on this board called "HALL OF SHAME" and this needs to be stickied in the new section lol

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