
Originally Posted by
Hazard
people have shit on the table lol..... no lie
Short story..... I got to a big hospital to meet with a doc and I had to shit real bad but I was running late. I met with him and at the end of the meeting.... it went away. So i leave the hospital and I just get to my car in the parking garage..... IT CAME BACK! TWO FOLD!
It took everything I had to hold it in while I used the GPS to find the closest store.
I find a walgreens.... walk in, and ask a worker where the bathroom is. She politely tells me to hang on while she was restocking a shelf. THAT NITWIT RESTOCKED 25 BOTTLES OF PERFUME BEFORE SHE HELPED ME!
I finally get to the bathroom and it was a photo finish...... no lie. Almost shit my pants...... I learned a lesson from that day. If you're late..... hold it..... but find a bathroom immediately after - even if it feels like it went away.
~Haz~