To hell with with Bolshevik language, try German but it is far from an easy language to learn. If the pronunciation doesn't get you, the structuring of verbs etc will blow your mind. German does not have the same rules as English, you can continue to speak and speak and speak without stopping whereas in English we have stopping points. I probably didn't explain that well but i'm no teacher.
This will help you
Lesson 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NXDM9XXhQ4
Listen to this, this will at least give you an idea how German speakers will respond to you. Watch 1-11