While in Tulsa OK, for work I had sex with a 51 year old (was 23 at the time).
I was mildly hitting on her at the start of the night at a bar - 4 hours later i'm hammered she snatched me up and drove me home with her.

I vaguely remember getting a handjob in the car on the way home - I wake up cuddled up with a cat, no joke. Confused as all hell.

Roll over and there's the woman. She looked good FOR 51. but she was still 51.

As i'm getting a good morning BJ, I say - I think you're almost as old as my mother. She didn't even skip a beat.