I once knew a girl who?

[BigBrad330]

I once knew a girl for a few weeks, and we were partying at her place and got pretty intoxicated one thing led to another and we were in her room. I saw one of those big mag lite flash lights and i told her to masterbate with it, half jokingly not thinking she would at all. And to my disbelief she actually did it with the Mag lite.

[ranging1]

I once banged my neighbors wife...several times.

EDIT: Sorry...forgot the details. So this guy is my neighbor, we used to be cool...but a dispute over a fence that he wouldn't repair soured our neighborhood friendship. He started ducking me HARD...straight disrespect, like you can't even talk to me? Anywho..he's a rich guy, pretty hot wife in her mid 30's...never worked a day in her life. So they started having hard times and she booted him out. I was walking my dog one night when I got home at around 3 am, she was driving home and pulled up to me to say hi...exlaiming "wow, you're out late" I reply "yeah you too...out partying?" she says "something like that". Im thinking it's now or never. So I ask "So..I'm not tired yet...wanna hang?" She tells me yes so I say I'll take my dog home and go over to her house. So I go over there, and didn't really have to do a whole lot! We exchanged a few words on the couch and I just figured "**** it...this will either work or it wont" and I just pulled it out, and she went into action...that was that.

We continued to bang for a few weeks, then she got pissed off because I ripped out all the palm trees her husband had planted along the fence line (with a bulldozer) and put up a proper fence. Oh well...it was fun anyway! I did it mainly because he pissed me off. I snagged a pair of her worn panties with her perfume ALL over them during our affair, and left them hanging in the door handle of her husbands truck...just so he knows...LOL.

u are a fuking legend, thats is by far my next goal in life lol

I went to hang out with an old friend, his wife, and another couple one evening. We didn't do anything special..sit around and shoot the bull mostly. It was starting to get late and my friend's wife puts in a porno movie. We watch for something like a half hour or so and the married couple leaves (maybe they were getting horny). That should have been my cue to leave too but for some reason I sat and chatted for a little while longer.

Out of the blue my friend's wife comes over and sits next to me. Now, keep in mind that my friend is still in the room. She starts rubbing my crotch and eventually pulls my dick out and starts sucking on it. My friend just smiles and watches. I'm sure my eyes were as big as saucers as I didn't want to upset my friend. Eventually I end up banging her on the floor while my pal watches. After I finished he cheerfully said "my turn," like it was his turn on an amusement ride or something. He banged her while I watched and then that was pretty much it. They didn't seem to really mind the whole thing.

^^^^^ wtf? wow is all i can say

I once knew a girl for a few weeks, and we were partying at her place and got pretty intoxicated one thing led to another and we were in her room. I saw one of those big mag lite flash lights and i told her to masterbate with it, half jokingly not thinking she would at all. And to my disbelief she actually did it with the Mag lite.

......... yea i dont know if thats a turn on or disturbing

im curious to hear one of DSMs storys

[TITANIUM]

I got laid on a work out bench before.

Got a hand job by a girl, in the back seat when her parents were driving.

Tagged a rich model a few times.

Nailed a school teacher before, then flew to Florida and did it some more.

In my younger years though.

I wonder what happened to that one, as she had a rack to die for!

Best

T

(I hate getting old!)

[The Deuce]

I went to hang out with an old friend, his wife, and another couple one evening. We didn't do anything special..sit around and shoot the bull mostly. It was starting to get late and my friend's wife puts in a porno movie. We watch for something like a half hour or so and the married couple leaves (maybe they were getting horny). That should have been my cue to leave too but for some reason I sat and chatted for a little while longer.

Out of the blue my friend's wife comes over and sits next to me. Now, keep in mind that my friend is still in the room. She starts rubbing my crotch and eventually pulls my dick out and starts sucking on it. My friend just smiles and watches. I'm sure my eyes were as big as saucers as I didn't want to upset my friend. Eventually I end up banging her on the floor while my pal watches. After I finished he cheerfully said "my turn," like it was his turn on an amusement ride or something. He banged her while I watched and then that was pretty much it. They didn't seem to really mind the whole thing.

Wow, yah ummm.. that's cool n all.. I'd bang my friends wife/gf/fiance whatever...if he wanted me to.. BUT !! What makes this story very very fvcked up bro.. is THAT YOU STAYED AND WATCHED HIM!! Negative no-no!! You get the fvck out of dodge after situation...

While in Tulsa OK, for work I had sex with a 51 year old (was 23 at the time).
I was mildly hitting on her at the start of the night at a bar - 4 hours later i'm hammered she snatched me up and drove me home with her.

I vaguely remember getting a handjob in the car on the way home - I wake up cuddled up with a cat, no joke. Confused as all hell.

Roll over and there's the woman. She looked good FOR 51. but she was still 51.

As i'm getting a good morning BJ, I say - I think you're almost as old as my mother. She didn't even skip a beat.

Don't feel bad bro, I was 23yo... and i was faced with a similar situation.. she said she was 48 and i believed her.. so we did what two consenting adults do.. and called it a night.. she looked good.. plus she had fake boobies.. cool.. FAST FORWARD 2 YEARS: I Start dating this girl Virginia.. everything's going great and she says one night.. you wanna come over to my Mom's house for her b-day party.. i am all like ok.. sure hun.. if that's what you want. So we go over to her Mom's house.. mind you thiis is the first time i have met her.. or so i thought.. we get there.. and I walk in the door to meet her mom and im starring in the face of Ginny's Mom.. she smiles, winks, and says good to meet you.. Ginny's in the kitchen at this point and I am alone with Granny...She then says don't worry.. secret's safe with me.. You make my daughter happy.. **PHEW** NOW, The lights dim and out walks Ginny and her sis holding the B-day cake..AND WHAT'S ON THAT CAKE BUT 2 Candles.. A BIG FVCKING 6 and a ZERO !!! She is turning 60!!!! She lied to me about her age by a whole effin decade!! Ahhhh... To make matters worse.. we are all sitting in the Living Room later on in the evening.. and Ginny starts talking about SEX.. and she says to her MOTHER.. "Hey, Ma, You used to be quite the ManSlayer back in the day huh?" ... Her Mother replies, "Still am sweetie, Still am !! I like my Young Man Meat.. between the ages of of 23-26 is the best Years.." Then winks at me.. Wow, that was a messed up Night...

I once banged my neighbors wife...several times.

EDIT: Sorry...forgot the details. So this guy is my neighbor, we used to be cool...but a dispute over a fence that he wouldn't repair soured our neighborhood friendship. He started ducking me HARD...straight disrespect, like you can't even talk to me? Anywho..he's a rich guy, pretty hot wife in her mid 30's...never worked a day in her life. So they started having hard times and she booted him out. I was walking my dog one night when I got home at around 3 am, she was driving home and pulled up to me to say hi...exlaiming "wow, you're out late" I reply "yeah you too...out partying?" she says "something like that". Im thinking it's now or never. So I ask "So..I'm not tired yet...wanna hang?" She tells me yes so I say I'll take my dog home and go over to her house. So I go over there, and didn't really have to do a whole lot! We exchanged a few words on the couch and I just figured "**** it...this will either work or it wont" and I just pulled it out, and she went into action...that was that.

We continued to bang for a few weeks, then she got pissed off because I ripped out all the palm trees her husband had planted along the fence line (with a bulldozer) and put up a proper fence. Oh well...it was fun anyway! I did it mainly because he pissed me off. I snagged a pair of her worn panties with her perfume ALL over them during our affair, and left them hanging in the door handle of her husbands truck...just so he knows...LOL.

EPIC !!!

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I once knew a girl for a few weeks, and we were partying at her place and got pretty intoxicated one thing led to another and we were in her room. I saw one of those big mag lite flash lights and i told her to masterbate with it, half jokingly not thinking she would at all. And to my disbelief she actually did it with the Mag lite.

I tend to stay clear of any woman that is taking a MAG*LITE ... Yah uhhh NO... I am in No way small BUT.. I am in no way a friggen MAG*LITE.. Plus, i think a woman that can take a mag*lite... will probably be loose as a Porn Starlet lol...