I am no expert but for least sides your talking things like anavar, which does not go good with your priority #2 or #3. Another low sides I have heard is EQ but best to stack it with test to get to your priority #3, and you might have issues with priority #1 on test. I think that from what I have heard here people say that test is best. To get to # 1 you would be smart to have anti-e's going throughout. Just my opinion, this will serve as a bump for the more experienced to take a peek at your request.