Originally posted by BigGreen
There is, my friend, a satisfactory solution that shall allow me to pursue my corporeal endeavors so essential to my AR identity while simultaneously satisfying my inexorable intellectual component. I'll NEVER LEAVE SCHOOL!!! Yeah, that's right....NEVER. I'll have more degrees than a f*ckin thermometer and defer student loans until I die...let my as of yet unborn kids inherent them...ungrateful pricks. Lifelong work study at the fitness center and perpetual exercising (as opposed to exorcising) of the intellect!! I'll be unstoppable...bow before me.

Okay, I admit my school identity and my AR identity all too often conflate or otherwise infringe on one another (you should see me in class when I let a professor know that Norman Mailer did everything in the construction of his character outside of put him on a Fina cycle to drive home the point that he was a testy individual!), I don't intend to be a "hey look at me the prominent Ivy-Leaguer" little fuck.
How about letting a semi-seasoned vet explain the flaw in your theory for escaping what is inevitable! In order to establish inhertiable debt you must therefore endure offspring. Well, here's where experience comes into play. See, children are the root of all influx of idiocy! There is no escaping the deterioration of ones intellect when it comes to progeniture of brood.

Oh but wait!! You name an american icon who can be a testament to your theory! A man who has been a prolific author as well as the Mayor of New York. He authored such great writings as "The White Negro" and "Oswald's Tale". He has been awarded two Pulitzer Prize's as well as the National Book Award in 1969. All these achievements while being married six times and bearing nine children. Now ask yourself.....could you be the next Norman Mailer?


BTW--No matter what you do, I will always know you as the "prominent Ivy-league fuck"!