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    Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

    Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

    Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

    Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

    Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

    Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

    Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

    Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

    Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

    Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!

    Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"

    Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets.

    Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator.

    Your mom's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.

    Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

    Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.

    Your mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
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