"I mean the runaway Prius thing is just hilarious," said Tundra pickup owner Ted Yastrumski, "Those eco turds deserve a little excitement, but come on, rust problems on my pickup?"

"Normally, I'd say, 'rust? Nice. Looks vintage.' But I live in sunny Illinois for Chrissake, not frickin' Atlantis - or a g-damn shantytown," he said, scoffing, "Rust? Seriously? What ... is this thing made out of recycled Pepsi cans? It's supposed to be hauling my farm equipment, not getting a tow from my wife's Passat..."