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    I'll take some viagra today and see if I can cheer her up
    then she's going home to NYC tomorrow so I won't see her until monday

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Im sick


    Afternoon all you whorebags
    Whats wrong with you mini me?

    Did you watch the game last night?

    Arsenal got stamped on in the first half it was embarassing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    made my gf cry yesterday

    my weiner wouldn't work and she thinks I'm board with her
    "It's not you babe, it's me. I need anal and a threesome with another chick."

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    y? u r on pct?
    yeah, my test levels just hit the toilet

    I got hard enough to start having sex but then I lost wood after pumping away for a min or two.

    It kinda sucked...but it will be back soon
    can't tell her what the real problem is though

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    Don't know why you don't level with her? I keep no secrets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah, my test levels just hit the toilet

    I got hard enough to start having sex but then I lost wood after pumping away for a min or two.

    It kinda sucked...but it will be back soon
    can't tell her what the real problem is though
    ok...Viagra should do the trick.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Don't know why you don't level with her? I keep no secrets.
    cause she's a good two shoes
    it wouldn't go over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    cause she's a good two shoes
    it wouldn't go over
    You might be surprised. I planted a spot band-aid for my gal to find to start the discussion.

    "What's that?"
    "It's from a shot."
    "A shot?"
    And so on...

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    damm kratos, u should have taken something before...

    PCT can be a bitch, as we all know....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    next time ask wtf they are injecting
    i was that ****ed from the tabs i probably couldnt have given them my address

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    i was that ****ed from the tabs i probably couldnt have given them my address
    oh...ok....at least u r good.how long it will take for the withdrawal effect to go away? did u stop taking that new medication ur doc put u on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    i was that ****ed from the tabs i probably couldnt have given them my address
    Are you and cal talking in fukking code i have no clue what you to gays are talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Whats wrong with you mini me?

    Did you watch the game last night?

    Arsenal got stamped on in the first half it was embarassing.
    Complications with tablets, A N E last night, given an injection, now i have diarhoea and vomiting


    I didnt see it live i recorded on the box, you got run all over london for 70 mins until walcott was introduced

    should be interesting next week, they have both cb's (pique and puyol) suspended, but they do have iniesta returning

    and arsenal will be missing fabregas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    damm kratos, u should have taken something before...

    PCT can be a bitch, as we all know....
    i never been on PCT cause i am on TRT.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    made my gf cry yesterday

    my weiner wouldn't work and she thinks I'm board with her
    LMFAO thats why i always have viagra on hand.....

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Are you and cal talking in fukking code i have no clue what you to gays are talking about.
    no he pmed me when he was going to hospital, that may have some scary shit going on in his brain good thing its not that all we are talking abt....awww do u feel ignored

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Complications with tablets, A N E last night, given an injection, now i have diarhoea and vomiting


    I didnt see it live i recorded on the box, you got run all over london for 70 mins until walcott was introduced

    should be interesting next week, they have both cb's (pique and puyol) suspended, but they do have iniesta returning

    and arsenal will be missing fabregas
    Hope you get better soon Mini.

    Oh and were fukked next week in the second leg its all over for us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I'll take some viagra today and see if I can cheer her up
    then she's going home to NYC tomorrow so I won't see her until monday
    What a coincidence..... I will also be in NYC tomorrow

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Are you and cal talking in fukking code i have no clue what you to gays are talking about.
    heres the story just for the sigman


    i started a new tab called mitrazipine(spelling) along side others and yesterday i was displaying symptoms of serotonin syndrome so my nurse told me to head off to A N E to have a blood test, i was dizzy all over the place they gave me an injection of something, btw gonna call the nurse later to find out what it was, now i have diarhoea and vomiting which i assume is from the injection or withdrawl of mitrazipine

    Btw calg yeh i dropped the Mitrazipine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    LMFAO thats why i always have viagra on hand.....

    ~Haz~
    yeah, I have it on hand, but I didn't realize how weak the force was with my weiner.
    we were at her house, my V is at home...so we both went to sleep
    she needed it bad
    was grinding into me at 5 am this morning and touching and trying to get me hard...still nada

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Don't know why you don't level with her? I keep no secrets.
    You try leveling with my wife..... I'll order your tombstone..... what would you like it to say?

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    no he pmed me when he was going to hospital, that may have some scary shit going on in his brain good thing its not that all we are talking abt....awww do u feel ignored
    I recommend he take 2 doves a day for 6 weeks and he will be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    What a coincidence..... I will also be in NYC tomorrow

    ~Haz~
    Kratos could u please kick his ass so he stop showing off randomly and keep telling us how sexy he looks for that we have siggy and vp....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah, I have it on hand, but I didn't realize how weak the force was with my weiner.
    we were at her house, my V is at home...so we both went to sleep
    she needed it bad
    was grinding into me at 5 am this morning and touching and trying to get me hard...still nada
    I know it..... one time she put it in her mouth and sucked on it while pulling it out..... almost like a lollipop..... still couldn't get it up.....

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    heres the story just for the sigman


    i started a new tab called mitrazipine(spelling) along side others and yesterday i was displaying symptoms of serotonin syndrome so my nurse told me to head off to A N E to have a blood test, i was dizzy all over the place they gave me an injection of something, btw gonna call the nurse later to find out what it was, now i have diarhoea and vomiting which i assume is from the injection or withdrawl of mitrazipine

    Btw calg yeh i dropped the Mitrazipine
    Thats messed up Mini, hope it sorts it self out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    You try leveling with my wife..... I'll order your tombstone..... what would you like it to say?

    ~Haz~
    Erns dont take his bait i know his wife is bi-polar and she will kill u in ur sleep.......u wouldnt even find out till u r dead.

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    My girl knew exactly what was going on and I think was still a little hurt that things were not working so well for a while there. Like even though you have not a drop of test in your body you should still find them so appealing you sport wood anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    heres the story just for the sigman


    i started a new tab called mitrazipine(spelling) along side others and yesterday i was displaying symptoms of serotonin syndrome so my nurse told me to head off to A N E to have a blood test, i was dizzy all over the place they gave me an injection of something, btw gonna call the nurse later to find out what it was, now i have diarhoea and vomiting which i assume is from the injection or withdrawl of mitrazipine

    Btw calg yeh i dropped the Mitrazipine
    prolly ativan or cyproheptadine
    ativan is a benzo and the most likely iv benzo to be used in my experience in hospital pharma
    the other blockes seratonin production but is not as likely to be given via injection

    my guess would be they gave you ativan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    You try leveling with my wife..... I'll order your tombstone..... what would you like it to say?

    ~Haz~
    we all know who wears the trousers in that relationship

    when shes mad at you does she call you hazel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    You try leveling with my wife..... I'll order your tombstone..... what would you like it to say?

    ~Haz~
    "TO Erns the little scrawney fvck who dies cause he used steroids and his wife find out"

    hows that sound?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Thats messed up Mini, hope it sorts it self out.
    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    I recommend he take 2 doves a day for 6 weeks and he will be fine.
    i will give it a try doctor sigman

    and thanks mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    we all know who wears the trousers in that relationship

    when shes mad at you does she call you hazel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    prolly ativan or cyproheptadine
    ativan is a benzo and the most likely iv benzo to be used in my experience in hospital pharma
    the other blockes seratonin production but is not as likely to be given via injection

    my guess would be they gave you ativan
    this medication can fvck u up .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    You try leveling with my wife..... I'll order your tombstone..... what would you like it to say?

    ~Haz~
    I'm a very "my way or the highway" type. Guess she has you whipped?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Kratos could u please kick his ass so he stop showing off randomly and keep telling us how sexy he looks for that we have siggy and vp....
    I'm looking pretty damn sexy myself lately

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    we all know who wears the trousers in that relationship

    when shes mad at you does she call you hazel?
    I wear the god damn pants..... but theres no good way to tell your wife about the illegal shit you do..... especially that shes all anti-drug now.....

    And no one calls me hazel..... atleast no one behind the safety of a computer.....

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    this medication can fvck u up .
    it's good shit
    they give it to alchy's in the hospital to chill them out

    I took some for a fllight to Rome...mixed with booz...a lot of booz
    I was vomiting all in the little airplane toilet
    the stewardess was not impressed with how I left the bathroom...then I didn't wake up til somewhere over europe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I wear the god damn pants..... but theres no good way to tell your wife about the illegal shit you do..... especially that shes all anti-drug now.....

    And no one calls me hazel..... atleast no one behind the safety of a computer.....

    ~Haz~
    Surely you dont mean me Hazel.

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    I know my woman, she would not approve of roids...she doesn't even like how big I am now. She's into fitness and is very anti drug anti anything illegal, goes to church every week ect.

    I hinted at the fact that someday like when I'm 40 I want to go on HRT and she thought I was stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    Surely you dont mean me Hazel.
    ofcoarse not

    ~Haz~

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