I live in what was a small town and small quiet neighborhood and I had a kid a few years back who was probably 13 smart mouth me and my neighbor. Long story short we are outside talking, kid smarts off when the neighbor asks he nicely AGAIN not to cut his bike through his nicely manicured lawn. Kid says Fvck off. I said WTF? Why are you being a punk? He says YOU cant touch me, Im under 18.
OK, at this point I jump over the 3ft fence and start walking towards him. He says what are you doing?

I said just remember when you are unwraping the bike from around your neck and picking yourself off the ground that I cant touch you.
He took off on his bike saying he was going to get his dad. I said good... If your dad does not kick your ass I will kick HIS ass then kick yours....
We NEVER saw him again.
I have literally told a few kids if I kick your ass it's because you deserve it. If you call the police it will be the LAST time you call the police...