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    I Also say its cruel have you ever put one of those on before?

    We have a fvckn min pin and got the weakest collar petsmart had, I put that shit on my neck and barked (as a joke to my brother) and it stunted me and felt literally like a cattle prod, I involuntarily teared up it was that painful. The FIRST time I put it on my dog and she barked, I SWEAR to god she jumped about 3 feet in the air and yelped! They are PAINFUL, we never used them again, just threw them in a drawer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    I Also say its cruel have you ever put one of those on before?

    We have a fvckn min pin and got the weakest collar petsmart had, I put that shit on my neck and barked (as a joke to my brother) and it stunted me and felt literally like a cattle prod, I involuntarily teared up it was that painful. The FIRST time I put it on my dog and she barked, I SWEAR to god she jumped about 3 feet in the air and yelped! They are PAINFUL, we never used them again, just threw them in a drawer.
    You speak, right you!!!

    Do you remember what you wrote in the past? because I did not:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    Did I ever tell you what I do for a living?

    When I was a little Bo,(not little little, had just turned 18) my dad brought me to work with him a on commercial vessel where I met all his "sealer" buddies. I really had no idea what a sealer was back then, I thought they sealed things for a living. Like boxes or containers and stuff. Boy was I wrong.

    My dad went on to explaining the rules.

    "Canada only allows 3 ways of doing this" (I still wasn't even sure wtf was going on)
    "You can use a rifle or shotgun, provided the caliber is above 22, (canadas laws) but absolutely NO pistols or handguns".
    "Or you can use a 'hakapik', if the pik breaks, and its under 4 feet in length you can be arrested" he warns me.

    I'm getting really nervous and excited at this point.

    We docked the boat by this vast body of ice where men literally went running off the boat with what looked like baseball bats. There was a frenzy of men slipping all over the ice it was hilarious.
    But sure enough I see them storming (had to be at least 200 men) across the ice into this mass of black baby seal pups.

    Now stay with me, there is a point to all this.
    My dad yells "hurry! follow me!!" and I chased after him as one of the seals he had just clubbed had somehow managed to literally slide down the ice as he got on his feet and limped into the water like he was drunk.

    My dad goes running after this injured, bleeding seal and I'm trying to not cover my eyes at this point. Grabed it by its hind flippers, but the fvckn thing slipped out of his grip and went swimming out into sea.
    He goes "watch this", as the seal is bouncing up and down on the surface of the water trying to swim away, my dad takes out a shotgun and blasts the head right off it, as guys in the boat reach down with a net and scoop its corpse into the boat.

    I was laughing my ass off. Even a PETA member would have laughed their ass
    off watching that things head explode like a watermelon.
    That day we got **42,000** seals on ice between all the men. Clubbing one after another after another, what was once a huge ice landscape was literally painted red with seal pup blood.

    I thought it was a bit messed up, till we dock home, some guy comes walking over to my pops and counts out **$6,000** for literally 2 hours work. And it was that day that I realized my calling in life. Over time I got just as quick as my dad (you gotta be quick otherwise they hit the water and your outta luck) and in only 3 years I had already bought my first home (was 21 at this point).
    So you can sit there and defend your cats and dogs. You can threaten me by locking me in a room so your husband can have prolonged anal sex with me. (which I don't really consider a threat fyi I'd prob enjoy it too much) But I want you to know, between me and you, when those baby seals are screaming for their worthless little lives, I will always be there, with a club over their head giving them a purpose in this world. To be made into coats.

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    You should just be ashamed of living yourself, PUSILLANIMOUS HUMAN BEING.
    You deserve to end up like that poor animal, you and all those bastards who are perpetrating those actions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJJ View Post
    You speak, right you!!!

    Do you remember what you wrote in the past? because I did not:

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    You should just be ashamed of living yourself, PUSILLANIMOUS HUMAN BEING.
    You deserve to end up like that poor animal, you and all those bastards who are perpetrating those actions.
    Im sure Bo is working on a 5 paragraph response to some how justify his hypocrisy. Not sure if anyone knows but he is a phyc major.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Im sure Bo is working on a 5 paragraph response to some how justify his hypocrisy. Not sure if anyone knows but he is a phyc major.
    oh no, how can anyone glorify an action like this??!! i'd love to meet evil bastads like this and give 'em a good dose of their own medicine, fukn disgrace to the human race. i hope he has a painful death someday

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Im sure Bo is working on a 5 paragraph response to some how justify his hypocrisy. Not sure if anyone knows but he is a phyc major.
    ^^^^ LOLOLOL

    Quote Originally Posted by declan11 View Post
    oh no, how can anyone glorify an action like this??!! i'd love to meet evil bastads like this and give 'em a good dose of their own medicine, fukn disgrace to the human race. i hope he has a painful death someday
    Pretty sure Bo said that to get a rise out of Bjj's wife..... don't think he actually did it...... still a mean story tho haha

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJJ View Post
    You speak, right you!!!

    Do you remember what you wrote in the past? because I did not:

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    You should just be ashamed of living yourself, PUSILLANIMOUS HUMAN BEING.
    You deserve to end up like that poor animal, you and all those bastards who are perpetrating those actions.
    as fvked up that story was, when he posted that in the arguement with that lady, i think BJJ wife, it was fvkin hillarious....cause i knew he was messing around.
    and it was game over at that point, Bo went for the kill shot...

    people who do that are evil, and i agree with BJJ, but when he posted that shit, it was lights out......

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    i used to live by bo. And i can tell you there are no baby seals in that area.

    Cause he killed them all

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