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Random Boner Defense
We all have those mental images or thoughts that can make the test-erections go away...
Scenario: You're in a public place with a test boner...What do you try to imagine and/or think about to make it go away?
I personally think of Dead Puppies and Star Wars.
Tell me what you guys think about to make em go away.
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Considering the fact you might have difficulty all of a sudden not thinking about sex since your a horny beast, i'd suggest this.
1.Think about naked woman about to take dump on a man.
2.Think about naked woman taking dump on man.
3. Think about woman with clothes on taking dump on man.
4. Think about woman just taking dump on man.
Final Step. Now think about man taking dump on man.
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your mom
actually I just try NOT to think about it because for some reason thinking about it makes it stay for ever. Maybe you can try watching 2 girls 1 cup.
Unless your DSM that shoul ddo the trick
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think of dsm
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Or some of those pictures. Or that dude in the street with those daisy dukes on. From the gym clothes tread. Or slamming your nuts in a car door. Jippn up the pork and beansOriginally Posted by MaNiCC
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nuts in a car door. ouch
what about nuts in a nut cracker?
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a little picture they call tubgirl
(Do not google this)
Last edited by alexISthrowed; 05-07-2010 at 05:56 PM.
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your old avi would do the trick
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lol thats orgasm defense for the ladiesyour old avi would do the trick
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Omg, that is the last time I google something, I almost threw up my chicken I just had
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lol I added a disclaimer. Saw that pic a long time ago and could not get a jerk in for like 2 weeks.Omg, that is the last time I google something, I almost threw up my chicken I just had
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Yea I know, since I looked at that picture I tried whacking it twice today and nothing happens....
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i bet that would work much better
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Daaaammmmnnnn!!!!! I googled it! WTF! That should definitely work. I wonder how many times she had to do that to get it right??? Dam
"3 stars and a sun"
I think of her....
"3 stars and a sun"
sometimes I just Google!
Bossman - AR Monitor
Damn I feel old. I haven't had random boners in 20 fvcking years! And that's with nearly a gram of test EW. Now, when I need/want it, no problem, but random when the wind blows......no.
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
I am typing this message with my boner.
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Lmao! your prob at the library too! Lol
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I think of this,
my dick usually inverts
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
Nope, in church. The priest just caught me and is now offering me wine...
~VET~ Extraordinaire~
i act like its normal. Then give other people a hard time for not having one like they are strange
Suspended or Banned either way gone!
I just rub one out right then and there
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thats more of a boner offense....im not thrilled about seeing that on here...hahaI think of her....
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I just look for the proper girl to help me relieve me of the problem.
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I think about this fatty I screwed one time for no other reason than to blow a load!! It still gives me chills to think of all that meat
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And then you post right after me knowing how much that nice little body in your avatar turns me on. Now I need to go find someplace toI think about this fatty I screwed one time for no other reason than to blow a load!! It still gives me chills to think of all that meatLOL Hooked up with this one 2 days ago. Maybe I need to give her a call now. hehehe
Got to love camera phones when they are on silent so it looks like you are checking messages.
Last edited by lovbyts; 05-09-2010 at 01:21 AM.
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Good work!!And then you post right after me knowing how much that nice little body in your avatar turns me on. Now I need to go find someplace to
Got to love camera phones when they are on silent so it looks like you are checking messages.
Haha, i have plenty of those from thailand,.
She looks Philo? Which country did you pic that fine ass from, :P
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Got back from Pi/Manila/Cavete yesterday. Ill be headed back in a few weeks. I got some of that (Thai) at home also.
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Fuk you lovbyts, you know how to make a man envious!
I have to wait until the end of the year until i get enough free time to head back up.
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I figure it's cost effective for me. I am having some dental work done while I am there. Couple crowns and a root canal. In the US after insurance it's $2000+ out of pocket. In Manila with a GOOD doctor it's under $400
Airfare $1200 or less round trip, $400 dentist leaves me with $200+ and I get a vacation and more than just my pockets drained.
Live every week like it's shark week
Golf usually does it.
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TOUCHE ! my friend!...ive never been with a thai chick.....gonna have to try that out sometime...shes sexy bro..and now im also gonna have to goAnd then you post right after me knowing how much that nice little body in your avatar turns me on. Now I need to go find someplace to
Got to love camera phones when they are on silent so it looks like you are checking messages.
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
i just think of Booz, n' how sexy he is in his 1970's cut'up Everlast sweatshirt ensemble and that pretty much does it
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ouch indeed- i can't even think of an erection now
Nothing to it, but to do it
I can't remember the last time I got a random boner and I'm in my early 20's.
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Oprah Winfrey naked on a rainy day....... Oprah winfrey naked on a rainy day.. Just keep repeating until boner subsides.. Works every time.
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......love it.
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You can't just throw something out there like that and then tell people not to google it! No good man, no good.
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i had to google it. I just read what it was and got sick. Cant imagine actually seeing it.You can't just throw something out there like that and then tell people not to google it! No good man, no good.
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