Ask DSM anything.

[Igifuno]

Yeah.. love them both..

[LatissimusaurousRex]

Why is it when I work out my junk gets shrinkage like I was in the pool?

[DSM4Life]

Why is it when I work out my junk gets shrinkage like I was in the pool?

Blood is pushed to working muscle which is taken from other areas.

[Igifuno]

Really? That's awesome.. great question Lat. This is a very educational thread..

[zimmy]

wtf is a beef curtain

[Igifuno]

Anything similar to a beef dart?

[DSM4Life]

wtf is a beef curtain

A womans vaginal lips.

[DSM4Life]

Anything similar to a beef dart?

Nope

[Shol'va]

If Russia Were to attack Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?

[Hazard]

Would you rather dock with iggy or zimmy?

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

Would you rather dock with iggy or zimmy?

~Haz~

Iggy fo sure.

Not sure if you understand what "docking" is but if you do then your at least 2% gay.

If Russia Were to attack Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?

Nope.

[Hazard]

Docking: mutual masturbation by inserting the glans penis into the foreskin of another male's uncircumcised penis

~Haz~

[Hazard]

Iggy fo sure.

Not sure if you understand what "docking" is but if you do then your at least 2% gay.

Eh..... not so much..... thanks to wikipedia

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

Docking: mutual masturbation by inserting the glans penis into the foreskin of another male's uncircumcised penis

~Haz~

2% buddy !

[Hazard]

2% buddy !

Am not..... and i'll post this to prove it.....



~Haz~

[stevey_6t9]

Docking: mutual masturbation by inserting the glans penis into the foreskin of another male's uncircumcised penis

~Haz~

oh man thats fukkked.

dsm.... Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

[Igifuno]

[QUOTE=DSM4Life;5227377]Iggy fo sure.

QUOTE]

I am so increadibly honored.. no seriously..

Docking: mutual masturbation by inserting the glans penis into the foreskin of another male's uncircumcised penis

~Haz~

Good research Haz..

2% buddy !

2% ain't bad..

Am not..... and i'll post this to prove it.....

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

Why did mary have a little lamb? And how is that possible? Woulda thunk it woulda killed her.

[Shol'va]

Farmer John has 3 cows, Bessie, Essie And Elsie. Now farmer john is going on a cruise. If it takes a bale and a half of straw to produce one gallon of milk how many years will farmer john get for beastiality? And what does X equal?

[DSM4Life]

Farmer John has 3 cows, Bessie, Essie And Elsie. Now farmer john is going on a cruise. If it takes a bale and a half of straw to produce one gallon of milk how many years will farmer john get for beastiality? And what does X equal?

Depends what country he is in.

Why did mary have a little lamb? And how is that possible? Woulda thunk it woulda killed her.

She stole it from sallys father who was a farmer.

oh man thats fukkked.

dsm.... Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

Because people are lazy and didn't want to have to pick them up themselves.
Sally was as a whore.

Am not..... and i'll post this to prove it.....



~Haz~

I was in the same closet as you. It's stuffy in there isn't it ?

[Hazard]

I was in the same closet as you. It's stuffy in there isn't it ?

LMFAO! Touche......

I just looked like an idiot for laughing so loud LOL

~Haz~

[LatissimusaurousRex]

Why do 90% of the more interesting questions involve (a) penis(es) ?

[DSM4Life]

Why do 90% of the more interesting questions involve (a) penis(es) ?

Because you guys are curious about the "unknown."

[LatissimusaurousRex]

Because you guys are bi-curious about the "unknown."

....

[DSM4Life]

....

Thanks for fixing my typo.

[Shol'va]

DSM what kind of avatar should I put up? Any Thoughts,Ideas, Animal, vegetable, Mineral, Man, Woman, BB Man, BB Woman, BB Man Man, BB Woman Woman, Man Man, Woman Woman, Woman Woman As Flotation Devices, Man Woman, Man Animal, Woman Horse, Reptile, adneausium..................?

[DSM4Life]

DSM what kind of avatar should I put up? Any Thoughts,Ideas, Animal, vegetable, Mineral, Man, Woman, BB Man, BB Woman, BB Man Man, BB Woman Woman, Man Man, Woman Woman, Woman Woman As Flotation Devices, Man Woman, Man Animal, Woman Horse, Reptile, adneausium..................?

[Igifuno]

I'm sure DSM will give you some great advice on that one.. he needs some company in the man/man avy department... and I say join him.

DSM, what did you have for lunch? You still travelling? Btw, you travelling for work or pleasure? What do you do for a living? If I were a hot dog, would you eat me with kechup or mustard?

[DSM4Life]

I'm sure DSM will give you some great advice on that one.. he needs some company in the man/man avy department... and I say join him.

DSM, what did you have for lunch? You still travelling? Btw, you travelling for work or pleasure? What do you do for a living? If I were a hot dog, would you eat me with kechup or mustard?

Had some chicken and veggies.
Traveling for work. Was suppose to be temp but company is giving me run around. I might just quit soon. I work for utilities company.

Mustard.

[Igifuno]

If you could only eat one of the following for the rest of your life without consideration of adequate protiens, etc., which would it be:

- Spaghetti/sweet Italian Sausage/garlic bread
- Corned beef and cabbage with boiled carrots and potatoes
- Braized lamb chops with truffles and foie gras

IG

[Igifuno]

So do you sell utility rates that entities can lock into or something.. are you like a utility stock broker (for lack of a better description)?

[Shol'va]

Got my avatar, Sorry DSM but I went solo this time around. Its a blond thing.

[LatissimusaurousRex]

Got my avatar, Sorry DSM but I went solo this time around. Its a blond thing.

Even though DSMs avatar is two guys making out, yours is by far way gayer

[Shol'va]

Even though DSMs avatar is two guys making out, yours is by far way gayer

Well thanks. You know I never really said I wasn't Gay, at least I don't think I did. I just protested that everyone was accusing me of being Gay. Does that make sense? Must be some good GayDar in here. It's kinda like What you think I said was not necessarily what you heard when I said what I said and what you heard was not necessarily what I meant.

[Igifuno]

DSM has a new partner in crime.. I'm so happy for you

[Igifuno]

DSM, I'm curious.. are you the catcher or pitcher? Or do you switch hit.. answer that and then I have some very interesting follow up questions.

[DSM4Life]

Even though DSMs avatar is two guys making out, yours is by far way gayer

Rofl.

Got my avatar, Sorry DSM but I went solo this time around. Its a blond thing.

It's ok. I'll find you better ones later. I'm on iPhone.

If you could only eat one of the following for the rest of your life without consideration of adequate protiens, etc., which would it be:

- Spaghetti/sweet Italian Sausage/garlic bread
- Corned beef and cabbage with boiled carrots and potatoes
- Braized lamb chops with truffles and foie gras

IG

I am all Italian so def

- Spaghetti/sweet Italian Sausage/garlic bread

[DSM4Life]

DSM, I'm curious.. are you the catcher or pitcher? Or do you switch hit.. answer that and then I have some very interesting follow up questions.

Switch hitter.

[Shol'va]

Rofl.



It's ok. I'll find you better ones later. I'm on iPhone.




I am all Italian so def

- Spaghetti/sweet Italian Sausage/garlic bread

My favorite dressing is Creamy Italian

[DSM4Life]

My favorite dressing is Creamy Italian

I think your officially my AR boyfriend.