dukkits international house o whores

[Knockout_Power]

says theres 3 guests viewing... you bitches better man up and become members...

[Bertuzzi]

no, but my brother got the skanky-ass greasy blonde bimbo waitress' number

She was skanky.... I dunno what your bro is thinking.... he better get in and out on that one and double bag that shit!

[Ernst]

1. Swamp Donkey
A very ugly, usually fat girl who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault males who are too drunk to defend themselves.
"Damn! Look at her! What a swamp donkey!"

2. swamp donkey
of British origin, meaning a slobbering blob of a girl who hangs out at shady bars hoping for some action.
So I tell the swampdonkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and I have her lick me yardballs.

3. swamp donkey
This species lurks in the depths of the bar and club scene . Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten bee's nest.
damn look at that swamp donkey!

[calgarian]

wtf, hell no... I come... and I go.

lets not go there........u guys are weired....

[Knockout_Power]

she wasnt Bimbo....all i saw was her teeth.....and big mouth...

she kept putting her hand on my shoulders and arms... I think she got STD's on that shirt so I burned it.

[Bertuzzi]

says theres 3 guests viewing... you bitches better man up and become members...

One of those guests is a guy who works with me.... he`s enjoying the whore house.

[calgarian]

She was skanky.... I dunno what your bro is thinking.... he better get in and out on that one and double bag that shit!

x2.....

[Knockout_Power]

1. Swamp Donkey
A very ugly, usually fat girl who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault males who are too drunk to defend themselves.
"Damn! Look at her! What a swamp donkey!"

2. swamp donkey
of British origin, meaning a slobbering blob of a girl who hangs out at shady bars hoping for some action.
So I tell the swampdonkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and I have her lick me yardballs.

3. swamp donkey
This species lurks in the depths of the bar and club scene . Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten bee's nest.
damn look at that swamp donkey!

there was no point writing all that... you could have just said she was "Cals type"

[Bertuzzi]

lets not go there........u guys are weired....

How are we weird??

she kept putting her hand on my shoulders and arms... I think she got STD's on that shirt so I burned it.

Yah, she never touched me, thank God

[calgarian]

she kept putting her hand on my shoulders and arms... I think she got STD's on that shirt so I burned it.

glad she wasnt near me......may be scared

[Ernst]

says theres 3 guests viewing... you bitches better man up and become members...

2 cops and one greezy slut waitress all considering the best way to bag you guys.

[calgarian]

there was no point writing all that... you could have just said she was "Cals type"

mofo....

[Bertuzzi]

lets not go there........u guys are weired....

You wore a blue tooth headset half the night, till I made you take it out.... and we`re weird.... yah

[Bertuzzi]

2 cops and one greezy slut waitress all considering the best way to bag you guys.

Priceless

[calgarian]

How are we weird??



Yah, she never touched me, thank God

watches TV while having sex...seriously Dude!!!!!!

[Bertuzzi]

watches TV while having sex...seriously Dude!!!!!!

that was completely exagerated!!

[calgarian]

You wore a blue tooth headset half the night, till I made you take it out.... and we`re weird.... yah

I didnt even realized I had it on

[calgarian]

that was completely exagerated!!

wanna play dirty or stop now????

[calgarian]

22500 posts yay

[Knockout_Power]

You wore a blue tooth headset half the night, till I made you take it out.... and we`re weird.... yah

its not a headset... its a Richter meter... he modified an earthquake meter to get early warning beeps for incoming chicks to pick up.

[calgarian]

its not a headset... its a Richter meter... he modified an earthquake meter to get early warning beeps for incoming chicks to pick up.

his explanation is much better....u fvcking dont talk much in person but sure hell can type

[Bertuzzi]

wanna play dirty or stop now????

Lets throw down... I ain`t scared

its not a headset... its a Richter meter... he modified an earthquake meter to get early warning beeps for incoming chicks to pick up.

oh.... is that what that was....

[Knockout_Power]

watches TV while having sex...seriously Dude!!!!!!

I cant believe Cal just went there, but hey, now its an open wound Im pouring salt into... you got a fine ass girl like that and you watching tv while you guys are ****in?!?!?!

and she made you pancakes!!!!!

[Ernst]

Please lord, let Ernst be called off of work tonight so that he might whore and frolic.

[calgarian]

I cant believe Cal just went there, but hey, now its an open wound Im pouring salt into... you got a fine ass girl like that and you watching tv while you guys are ****in?!?!?!

and she made you pancakes!!!!!

not to mention think abt work while having sex...I am other way around

[Knockout_Power]

Please lord, let Ernst be called off of work tonight so that he might whore and frolic.

careful, you can only get dumber playing with us... dont feed the gorillas

[Bertuzzi]

I cant believe Cal just went there, but hey, now its an open wound Im pouring salt into... you got a fine ass girl like that and you watching tv while you guys are ****in?!?!?!

and she made you pancakes!!!!!

Seriously I wanna piss my pants I am laughing so hard.... It`s not even like that.... you know damn well she blew it out of proportion

[gettingthere]

God the whores have been busy in the last couple of hours

[Bertuzzi]

not to mention think abt work while having sex...I am other way around

Fuk... I think about work 24.7. What do you want from me.... I am not denying I am fuked up.

[Knockout_Power]

Seriously I wanna piss my pants I am laughing so hard.... It`s not even like that.... you know damn well she blew it out of proportion

Im sure she does that well too, but its none of our business and STOP FUKKEN bragging

[calgarian]

Seriously I wanna piss my pants I am laughing so hard.... It`s not even like that.... you know damn well she blew it out of proportion

no she didnt......u didnt wake her up with a good licking.......u lazy, skinny white ass.....

want me to stop now?

[calgarian]

Fuk... I think about work 24.7. What do you want from me.... I am not denying I am fuked up.

i was polite and called u weird and u started that shit....dink

[Bertuzzi]

no she didnt......u didnt wake her up with a good licking.......u lazy, skinny white ass.....

want me to stop now?

Bring the noise mother fuker.... dont hold back

[Bertuzzi]

i was polite and called u weird and u started that shit....dink

this is true

[calgarian]

Bring the noise mother fuker.... dont hold back

nah thats ok.....i normally wouldnt go there........u asked for it.

[Bertuzzi]

nah thats ok.....i normally wouldnt go there........u asked for it.

Fair enough.... I need to step out of the whore house for a moment... I have to make a call at work... be back soon you dirty fuks

[calgarian]

ok I am out...talk u assholes tomorrow.......

[gettingthere]

[Knockout_Power]

nah thats ok.....i normally wouldnt go there........u asked for it.

most honorable master... young grasshopper has much to learn

[gettingthere]