You know you are getting old when....

[Times Roman]

This is one some of may really be able to identify with:

I'm not sure when it started happening, but when I go to the grocery store, these young bagger girls ask me if they can help me out to my car. I'm like WTF??? I certainly don't look like I need help do I? Do I LOOK feeble? Certainly not. In fact, I could crack your boyfriends noggin between my forearm and bicep like a friggin walnut. Of course, I'm only thinking all this. But my! Aren't those young bagger chics cute? You know, I think I may have gotten this thing all wrong!! Now that I think about it, from now on, I'm going to relish these young hotties "helping" me out to my car. He he ha he he!

[40plusnewbie]

This is one some of may really be able to identify with:

I'm not sure when it started happening, but when I go to the grocery store, these young bagger girls ask me if they can help me out to my car. Now that I think about it, from now on, I'm going to relish these young hotties "helping" me out to my car. He he ha he he!

hahaha I hope them asking you is because they want to be near you and not because you look older than moses lol

I think I would shit a brick if some young girl asked me if I needed help with my groceries lol. Either your a solid 10 or your OLD hahhahaha

[Times Roman]

hahaha I hope them asking you is because they want to be near you and not because you look older than moses lol

I think I would shit a brick if some young girl asked me if I needed help with my groceries lol. Either your a solid 10 or your OLD hahhahaha

well.... (cough! cough!) not a 10! Pretty solid actually, but older with about 50% gray on a full head of hair. I've even had chics (trip on this) ask to help me out with my small bag of groceries when I was wearing some of my leather riding gear and brought my harley. I've always been pretty quick with the "when I'm 70 I'll come back and look you up" bit, but now I think I'll just play along and let em help out this old bull! =)

[Shol'va]

Yeah TR I can hear it now...Hey lady... its the same old bull! lol

[Times Roman]

Yeah TR I can hear it now...Hey lady... its the same old bull! lol

I won't ask, but if they OFFER! Why not? And besides, I always carry a spare helmet with me, and maybe she'll want to runaway with me for a day and just go play....?

(yeah, I know, that's a little deep)