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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Nah.... alone time with her is hard. I know she wants it LMAO.... it's just a matter of time.

    ~Haz~
    thats too bad... Im sure its sweet as hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    on my next treat day, we need to hang out. LOL

    i think i just had a massive sh1t just reading that....

    do you find you have consistant good shits, or ONE HUGE one that hurts and is hilarious?
    LMFAO! I'm down.... anytime haha

    I been shittin pretty much twice a day..... medium sized LOL! The consistancy is spuratic tho..... sometimes they're 10 whipers and sometimes they're 1 whipers..... there's no telling.

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    thats too bad... Im sure its sweet as hell
    dammit man..... you're gunna make me think too much about it. I would LOVE to have a taste of her sweet cooter.....

    Whenever that happens..... i'll give a full taste and smell analysis and report back to you guys LOL

    ~Haz~

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    Well, Haz.... I am with you now after further understanding your situation.... Now get it handled

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    2988.... almost there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    2988.... almost there
    dont stop meow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Well, Haz.... I am with you now after further understanding your situation.... Now get it handled
    You guys know me (as best as u can here) - i'm not one to give in to women. I like to pull PUA tactics and have fun..... always keep them on the edge..... wanting me.....

    This whole latin bizness..... oh man.... it's a whole new ballgame. I HAVE TO be with her..... it's really fvckin frustrating me. Dukkit knows what I mean..... he's got it too LOL. I just feel like I need to see her...... shes got me wanting more and I freakin hate that LOL

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    dammit man..... you're gunna make me think too much about it. I would LOVE to have a taste of her sweet cooter.....

    Whenever that happens..... i'll give a full taste and smell analysis and report back to you guys LOL

    ~Haz~

    heres a guy who takes his job seriously.... nice to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    You guys know me (as best as u can here) - i'm not one to give in to women. I like to pull PUA tactics and have fun..... always keep them on the edge..... wanting me.....

    This whole latin bizness..... oh man.... it's a whole new ballgame. I HAVE TO be with her..... it's really fvckin frustrating me. Dukkit knows what I mean..... he's got it too LOL. I just feel like I need to see her...... shes got me wanting more and I freakin hate that LOL

    ~Haz~
    Dukkit haz her too? kinky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    Dukkit haz her too? kinky
    LMFAO! nonono but he's dating a fine ass brazilian.....

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    LMFAO! nonono but he's dating a fine ass brazilian.....

    ~Haz~
    mmmm fine ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    dont stop meow
    Just taking my time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    You guys know me (as best as u can here) - i'm not one to give in to women. I like to pull PUA tactics and have fun..... always keep them on the edge..... wanting me.....

    This whole latin bizness..... oh man.... it's a whole new ballgame. I HAVE TO be with her..... it's really fvckin frustrating me. Dukkit knows what I mean..... he's got it too LOL. I just feel like I need to see her...... shes got me wanting more and I freakin hate that LOL

    ~Haz~
    Sounds like she's better at the game then you

    is hazel in love?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    You guys know me (as best as u can here) - i'm not one to give in to women. I like to pull PUA tactics and have fun..... always keep them on the edge..... wanting me.....

    This whole latin bizness..... oh man.... it's a whole new ballgame. I HAVE TO be with her..... it's really fvckin frustrating me. Dukkit knows what I mean..... he's got it too LOL. I just feel like I need to see her...... shes got me wanting more and I freakin hate that LOL

    ~Haz~
    Yet, you Love it at the same time... Gotta Love those feelings

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Sounds like she's better at the game then you

    is hazel in love?
    Sounds to me, like Love is in the AIR....

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    you know what i think haz, her and her brother are playing a joke on you. their like oh he thinks he is a PUA huh well we will show him and then right when haz thinks he is sticking it in bam she runs away and your left with a broken heart and a boner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    You guys know me (as best as u can here) - i'm not one to give in to women. I like to pull PUA tactics and have fun..... always keep them on the edge..... wanting me.....

    This whole latin bizness..... oh man.... it's a whole new ballgame. I HAVE TO be with her..... it's really fvckin frustrating me. Dukkit knows what I mean..... he's got it too LOL. I just feel like I need to see her...... shes got me wanting more and I freakin hate that LOL

    ~Haz~
    yah, I know what you mean.... this Italian girl was the wettest little thing Ive ever seen... she was sitting on my stomach on the beach rubbing lotion on my chest and shoulders and she actually left quite the wet spot on my abs... I actually got her to slide back and I dipped my finger in it to take a taste...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    you know what i think haz, her and her brother are playing a joke on you. their like oh he thinks he is a PUA huh well we will show him and then right when haz thinks he is sticking it in bam she runs away and your left with a broken heart and a boner
    better than broken arms and a boner... then you're really fukked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    better than broken arms and a boner... then you're really fukked
    lmao true very true. or better then a vacation with a sexy b*tch half naked and leaving wet spots on you and not banging her. that would suck to



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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby;5293***
    lmao true very true. or better then a vacation with a sexy b*tch half naked and leaving wet spots on you and not banging her. that would suck to


    SB... follow the directions.... ---->

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    better than broken arms and a boner... then you're really fukked
    Meh, could still be worse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Meh, could still be worse
    yah, broken arms, a boner and no TV

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    Ok... time to get down to business...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    yah, broken arms, a boner and no TV
    Ya, or just not get laid for over a year.... like someone I know

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    friggin squats and going heavier=hemmeroid

    argh.

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    I just took a monster shit.... It was wonderful

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Sounds like she's better at the game then you

    is hazel in love?
    Lets not confuse lust with love.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Yet, you Love it at the same time... Gotta Love those feelings
    yeah I do love it LOL.... drives me nuts. I'm ready for her to give in tho and let me have a lick.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    you know what i think haz, her and her brother are playing a joke on you. their like oh he thinks he is a PUA huh well we will show him and then right when haz thinks he is sticking it in bam she runs away and your left with a broken heart and a boner
    Nah..... her brother needs me LOL. We're really good friends tho..... he wouldn't do something like that LOL. He didn't want me meeting her to begin with because he had a feeling we'd like eachother LOL. Sure as shit..... hahaha

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Ya, or just not get laid for over a year.... like someone I know
    my tongue got enough for a while... dont you worry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    yah, I know what you mean.... this Italian girl was the wettest little thing Ive ever seen... she was sitting on my stomach on the beach rubbing lotion on my chest and shoulders and she actually left quite the wet spot on my abs... I actually got her to slide back and I dipped my finger in it to take a taste...
    So what did it taste like?

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    So what did it taste like?

    ~Haz~
    Dried up Tuna??

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    2999.....

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    Ok, and number 3000... Dedicated to all the whores.... especially KP and Cal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    So what did it taste like?

    ~Haz~
    considering it was 90F and mixed with some lotion... still pretty damn good. She got so embarrassed when I did it and put her jean shorts back on... I started whispering in her ear how much I thought it was the most erotic thing I'd ever seen and was very flatterring that she soaked through her bikini and onlt me... she still wouldnt take her shorts back off so I just proceeded to nibble around the edges of her shorts... and for you fukken haters that think Im BS'ing, I got the pics to prove it cause I know you guys need something to jerk it to. I got one of me taking a huge bite of her ass, I swear to god she came cause she went tight across the ass and her legs flexed and she went quite for about 30 secs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Ok, and number 3000... Dedicated to all the whores.... especially KP and Cal.
    Impressive... I accept this dedication for all those whores who can no longer achieve greatness on their own.

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    The real question KP is.... Does she give good head?!?

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    Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I've got diabeetus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Dried up Tuna??
    no way bro, this girl smelt amazing all day long, no matter how hot it got.

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    post all pics KP stop holding out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I've got diabeetus
    WTF??

    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    no way bro, this girl smelt amazing all day long, no matter how hot it got.

    I know... I was kidding.... whoreface

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    considering it was 90F and mixed with some lotion... still pretty damn good. She got so embarrassed when I did it and put her jean shorts back on... I started whispering in her ear how much I thought it was the most erotic thing I'd ever seen and was very flatterring that she soaked through her bikini and onlt me... she still wouldnt take her shorts back off so I just proceeded to nibble around the edges of her shorts... and for you fukken haters that think Im BS'ing, I got the pics to prove it cause I know you guys need something to jerk it to. I got one of me taking a huge bite of her ass, I swear to god she came cause she went tight across the ass and her legs flexed and she went quite for about 30 secs.
    wooooo nice!

    I friggin love cooter juice when it's not nasty..... LOVE IT!

    ~Haz~

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