LMAO!!!

Those are some HILARIOUS stories!!!

I have one, not as interesting or fascinating as the rest of yours. But I remember in grade 5, elementary school, it was during our first recess of the day, and we walked into the boys bathroom, and right there, on the floor, in front of the urinal was a long piece of shit, curled up. RIGHT beside it, was an UNTOUCHED Mr. BIG chocolate bar, out of it's wrapper, just sitting there beside it!!! We were all BAFFLED to what the hell could have happened. Not only does the person take a shit on the floor, BUT puts a Mr. Big right beside it?!? One of the MOST insane things I have ever seen.