Ask DSM anything.

**DSM4Life** · 09-03-2010, 07:38 AM

Great the start of a new page begins with me admitting to eating da poo poo. Doh !

**LGM** · 09-03-2010, 08:06 AM

A friend of mine in NYC has a list of rules he uses to determine if someone's compatible. Do you have a set of rules, and if so, what are they? Like, is rule # 1 "they must eat da poo poo"???

**DSM4Life** · 09-03-2010, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by LGM

A friend of mine in NYC has a list of rules he uses to determine if someone's compatible. Do you have a set of rules, and if so, what are they? Like, is rule # 1 "they must eat da poo poo"???

Must eat da poo poo
And much suck like he's trying to suck out the pee pee

**LGM** · 09-03-2010, 04:37 PM

One of my employees is gay as well. He's an artist, 21, blonde, and gay as the Sound of Music.

He'd like you to give me your number.

(this isn't awkward, right? lol)

**DSM4Life** · 09-03-2010, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by LGM

One of my employees is gay as well. He's an artist, 21, blonde, and gay as the Sound of Music.

He'd like you to give me your number.

(this isn't awkward, right? lol)

Before he gets my number i need a c0ck picture.

**Txtoast** · 09-03-2010, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Docking: mutual masturbation by inserting the glans penis into the foreskin of another male's uncircumcised penis

~Haz~

The imagination of some is just beyond reason. lol

**stevey_6t9** · 09-03-2010, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Great the start of a new page begins with me admitting to eating da poo poo. Doh !

does it taste like love?

**Nicotine** · 09-03-2010, 11:12 PM

since i'm offended, can you stop being gay?

it makes me uncomfortable.

thanks.

**DSM4Life** · 09-04-2010, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

since i'm offended, can you stop being gay?

it makes me uncomfortable.

thanks.

Fine. I just took two straight pills and am going to attend church sunday. Are you happy ?

**Nicotine** · 09-04-2010, 01:31 PM

yep.

while you're at it, please kill abortion doctors in order to preserve life.

thanks!

**DSM4Life** · 09-04-2010, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

yep.

while you're at it, please kill abortion doctors in order to preserve life.

thanks!

I say we kill straight people. After all they are the ones making all these gay people.

**TRT2010** · 09-04-2010, 02:26 PM

How many times have you gotten AIDS from strange men?

**DSM4Life** · 09-04-2010, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by TRT2010

How many times have you gotten AIDS from strange men?

Once but 2 bottles of robitussin killed it.

**dirtysailor** · 09-13-2010, 06:34 PM

i got a hold of a vile of deca from a guy. he has had it in his freezer for two years or so. Can deca go bad or can it be stored?

**LGM** · 09-13-2010, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by dirtysailor

i got a hold of a vile of deca from a guy. he has had it in his freezer for two years or so. Can deca go bad or can it be stored?

Wow. OF all the threads to ask this, you pick THIS ONE?

lol...

Seriously DSM, he said give him your number and he'll send a video. I guess whatever is in the video is up to you.

**DSM4Life** · 09-14-2010, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by dirtysailor

i got a hold of a vile of deca from a guy. he has had it in his freezer for two years or so. Can deca go bad or can it be stored?

Its bad.

Originally Posted by LGM

Wow. OF all the threads to ask this, you pick THIS ONE?

lol...

Seriously DSM, he said give him your number and he'll send a video. I guess whatever is in the video is up to you.

My fans just flock to me.

**Bertuzzi** · 09-20-2010, 05:48 PM

I was just reading some old posts/threads and found out I missed out on a bunch of drama a few weeks back..... I wish I knew what happened... I can't believe someone made a big deal outta pics and Avatars.... Thats funny.

I am straight as a nail but for all you homophobes, I would make out with Dsm, Nicotine or Shol'va right infront of you just to piss you off! I hate yes hate people who are not open minded to individualism.....

Fuk em' if they can't take a joke!

My 2 cents plus a BUCK!

**Skyler** · 09-20-2010, 06:12 PM

Can I make out with DMS, Shol'va, or Nicotine just for fun? I've heard its fun....

**Bertuzzi** · 09-20-2010, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by Skyler

Can I make out with DMS, Shol'va, or Nicotine just for fun? I've heard its fun....

I'm sure they'd be down for it.... you might need some facial hair for Nicotine

**Skyler** · 09-20-2010, 07:17 PM

I've got a constant half beard thing going. Never clean cut, never full beard, just keep it trimmed. I know he needs a gnarly mustache to hang on to though. I also believe that i do not have enough body hair for DSM... maybe Shol'va is just right...

**Bertuzzi** · 09-20-2010, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Skyler

I've got a constant half beard thing going. Never clean cut, never full beard, just keep it trimmed. I know he needs a gnarly mustache to hang on to though. I also believe that i do not have enough body hair for DSM... maybe Shol'va is just right...

I never shave it right down either but sometimes rock a full beard, like right now... and I got the body hair.... I got it all covered

**Shol'va** · 09-20-2010, 09:34 PM

Someone talking bout me cause my ears are ringing...lol

**Skyler** · 09-20-2010, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Someone talking bout me cause my ears are ringing...lol

Oh hey sweety, I was just bragging about what a good kisser you are

**Shol'va** · 09-20-2010, 10:13 PM

Just dont tell them what I really excel at...

**Skyler** · 09-20-2010, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Just dont tell them what I really excel at...

I'll keep it between me and in you....

**Shol'va** · 09-20-2010, 10:23 PM

I'm starting to feel like stove top stuffing.

**Skyler** · 09-20-2010, 10:30 PM

Sounds scary...

**Shol'va** · 09-20-2010, 10:32 PM

Message Deleted........lol

**Skyler** · 09-20-2010, 10:40 PM

You still need to call me sweety

**Bertuzzi** · 09-20-2010, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Just dont tell them what I really excel at...

Oh shit.... for a minute there, I wished I were gay, just to find out

**Deltasaurus** · 09-20-2010, 10:57 PM

crazy this thread still lives.

questions

where is perfectbeast?

where is warmachine?

**DSM4Life** · 09-21-2010, 07:25 AM

Originally Posted by A2thej2008

crazy this thread still lives.

questions

where is perfectbeast?

where is warmachine?

Working out.

Masturbating.

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

I was just reading some old posts/threads and found out I missed out on a bunch of drama a few weeks back..... I wish I knew what happened... I can't believe someone made a big deal outta pics and Avatars.... Thats funny.

I am straight as a nail but for all you homophobes, I would make out with Dsm, Nicotine or Shol'va right infront of you just to piss you off! I hate yes hate people who are not open minded to individualism.....

Fuk em' if they can't take a joke!

My 2 cents plus a BUCK!

Agree

Originally Posted by Skyler

I've got a constant half beard thing going. Never clean cut, never full beard, just keep it trimmed. I know he needs a gnarly mustache to hang on to though. I also believe that i do not have enough body hair for DSM... maybe Shol'va is just right...

You guys know us all to well

**Shol'va** · 09-21-2010, 10:14 AM

DSM should my Gay Card be revoked or suspended because I'm behind the technology curve and am just now finding out about Grindr for my iphone using GPS. Or have you never heard of it before now either?

**Skyler** · 09-21-2010, 10:23 AM

Where do i go, and what sort of paperwork do I have to fill out, to apply for a "gay card"?

**DSM4Life** · 09-21-2010, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Skyler

Where do i go, and what sort of paperwork do I have to fill out, to apply for a "gay card"?

Paypal me $29.95 + shipping
Also attach multi naked pictures , mostly from behind.

Allow 6-8 weeks to receive card.

Originally Posted by Shol'va

DSM should my Gay Card be revoked or suspended because I'm behind the technology curve and am just now finding out about Grindr for my iphone using GPS. Or have you never heard of it before now either?

I know what it is but could never bring myself to ever use it.

**Skyler** · 09-21-2010, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Paypal me $29.95 + shipping
Also attach multi naked pictures , mostly from behind.

Allow 6-8 weeks to receive card.

I know what it is but could never bring myself to ever use it.

Damn.... I'm just a tight ass.... when it comes to money I mean... 29.95 plus shipping.... feels like I'm getting bent over on the price....

**Shol'va** · 09-21-2010, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Skyler

Damn.... I'm just a tight ass.... when it comes to money I mean... 29.95 plus shipping.... feels like I'm getting bent over on the price....

Hey at least when you get bent over there is a price involved. I just get a phone number afterwards.

**Skyler** · 09-21-2010, 10:48 AM

Well, in a perfect world I would get paid to bend over... but DSM wants me to pay him to bend me over.... ouch, my ego....

**Shol'va** · 09-21-2010, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Paypal me $29.95 + shipping
Also attach multi naked pictures , mostly from behind.

Allow 6-8 weeks to receive card.

I know what it is but could never bring myself to ever use it.

Yeah I saw it on vanguard tv on satellite last night and thought WTF is this a joke? So I googled it and nope its for real. I thought craigslist was bad enough, but, now with the GPS you can pinpoint your next conquest. Boy, for me the jury is still out on this one. Not sure if it is good or bad. And I dont like the idea of others tracing my movements everywhere through their phones. Kind of Orwellian. Leave it to a Govt. agency to track its people, of course under the guise of National Security... lol

**Shol'va** · 09-21-2010, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Skyler

Well, in a perfect world I would get paid to bend over... but DSM wants me to pay him to bend me over.... ouch, my ego....

He's kind of like Jacques Cousteau, and just wants to make sure your starfish is healthy.

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