My Future Wifey

[stack_it]

LMAO! I have a friend that always tells girls that it might be small, but its cute! haha.

Anytime it gets brought up I say I have a baby carrot. It leaves the girls dieing to find out. If you say you've got a big one it can be a turn off.

Or you can say you have a penis that is 8 half inches. Not 8 and 1/2 inches. Just 8 half inches which would be 4.

[jbran23]

Anytime it gets brought up I say I have a baby carrot. It leaves the girls dieing to find out. If you say you've got a big one it can be a turn off.

Or you can say you have a penis that is 8 half inches. Not 8 and 1/2 inches. Just 8 half inches which would be 4.

Ive used the small penis strategy quite a few times. Like you say, it gets them good and curious and also only leaves room for improvement if you do hit it. Ranks right up there with ignoring them for half the night acting like you arent interested. Makes them wonder whats wrong with them that you arent all over them and they end up chasing you instead of the other way around.

I like the half inches thing. haha. Will half to give it a try. Probably works great when the girls are good and drunk and arent paying attention too well.