Ask DSM anything.

[DSM4Life]

Hey DSM,

What are some of the best ways to keep your disco ballz nice, clean and fresh all the time? Besides regular showering etc. I am talking any special lotion or something.

Thanks man.

Me personally wouldn't put anything on my balls but if you really think you need something they make a product called Fresh Balls ( http://www.sofreshsodry.com/products/fresh-balls/ ). I wouldn't use that and allow a girl to go down on me though. Other then that, just shave them and keep'em dry.

[UberSteroids]

Me personally wouldn't put anything on my balls but if you really think you need something they make a product called Fresh Balls ( http://www.sofreshsodry.com/products/fresh-balls/ ). I wouldn't use that and allow a girl to go down on me though. Other then that, just shave them and keep'em dry.

I will check it out.

Let me ask you one more thing... what do you use for shaving? Razor or electric or both? If so... which brands and/or kinds?

Appreciate your time man.

[DSM4Life]

I will check it out.

Let me ask you one more thing... what do you use for shaving? Razor or electric or both? If so... which brands and/or kinds?

Appreciate your time man.

No problem, balls are my specialty.

I shave my balls in the shower with a razor. You can use a little shaving cream if you want but i don't. The trick is to get your balls to pull close to you verses where they are "hangy" before when you shave them. I normally do it when i first jump in the shower. Seems like the change in temp makes them do this which is a perfect time to shave them. If they/you are hot they will hang which gives you a greater chance of cutting yourself. You can use any razor, i use a triple blade disposable razor.

[Shol'va]

So I'm watching late night TV and heard the term Felching and thought WTF is that??? I should have known, but it threw me a curve. So being the ever inquisitive type I am... I googled it



Reminds me of that song I heard on the oldies station by the Eagles...Take it to the limit one more time.So why dont they just call it Gerbiling like in Richard Gere days?

[DSM4Life]

Im ready

[Shol'va]

Im ready

[Shol'va]

Ok after more research on my part I see I was way off base on the Gerbils, that's now passe. Felching is another category altogether and now I really get where your coming from with the straws.lol A little recycling going on in the felching arena. And I thought I was on top of things but the B/F keeps me on the bottom.

[DSM4Life]

Ok after more research on my part I see I was way off base on the Gerbils, that's now passe. Felching is another category altogether and now I really get where your coming from with the straws.lol A little recycling going on in the felching arena. And I thought I was on top of things but the B/F keeps me on the bottom.

You should be ashamed. Didn't you have gayology in school ?

BTW
Nothing wrong with being kept on the bottom.

[Shol'va]

You should be ashamed. Didn't you have gayology in school ?

BTW
Nothing wrong with being kept on the bottom.

Yeah, but I missed the day of felching 101 due to fisting 102.

[DSM4Life]

Snowballing 101 was the best !

[Skyler]

Question (serious one)

I really am serious about competing in March, and I really do want advice and criticism good or bad. I know everyone wants to know about diet, age, height, weight, cycle experience, workout style, etc. So I was sure to include all that in my posts. I posted one in the bodybuilding section, and the same thing in the lounge (more traffic) and nobody has given me any advice or criticism. Nothing at all, not good or bad.

Why do you think this is?

[DSM4Life]

The majority here doesn't care about competing because thats not their goal. Most just want to look good for their everyday life. On a side note, you look really good.

[Skyler]

Thankyou! I hate my arms (they are very strong, but have bad muscle belly and are long and thin) which is why I have never competed, but I am just going to try and get past that.
I know most people don't care to compete, I just knew that there were some here who knew a lot about it, and figured with a post in each section I would have caught more attention from those people.

[DSM4Life]

I think your arms look fine. Wouldn't say there are thin. A lot of the original members (that have been banned) were more into competing but there are still a few around. Find Nark and or fireguy.

[Shol'va]

So you are having sex with your B/F or G/F or trick of the moment, and you are going at it hot and heavy and next thing you know your partner/trick of the moment is passed out like maybe from both of you having too much booze.....but you are within a moment of blowing. Do you continue on pounding him/her/it and feel all better, knowing there will be no blueballs, or do you stop out of sic respect for your passed out partner/trick of the moment. Or should it make a difference and stop because it is your partner but continue on if its just a trick?

[DSM4Life]

Handsdown you finish. When you both wake up later you play it off like you don't remember and suggest you both must have passed out.

[Skyler]

So did we both pass out or did you lie to me?

[DSM4Life]

So did we both pass out or did you lie to me?

.....so how about those eagles?

[Shol'va]

I for one wouldn't know as I'm still eating CROW from my Chiefs loss to TR.

[Skyler]

Its spelled C-R-O-W now?

[zimmy]

I have to say your avatar really grosses me out....those dudes need to shave!

lol sorry I hate facial hair...do you know anything about body wax's for hair removal?

[Skyler]

I have a question
Who is your avatar a picture of or where is it from?
Same question about Shol'va's avatar?

[zimmy]

shol'va's is porn pic

[Skyler]

What about DSM's? It looks artistic and professional.

[DSM4Life]

Its a random picture i found online.

[D3m3nt3d]

Is the reason you got the position of Lounge Monitor because you have this thread?

[Skyler]

Did they make you lounge monitor rather than a regular monitor, and decide to give you that a few years late, because of some sort of discrimination?

[DSM4Life]

Did they make you lounge monitor rather than a regular monitor, and decide to give you that a few years late, because of some sort of discrimination?

No. I spend 99% of my time in the lounge so i am fine with it. Discrimination had nothing to do with it. In fact i think this forum has come a LONG WAY in the acceptance of gay people.

Is the reason you got the position of Lounge Monitor because you have this thread?

I own the lounge !

[LGM]

I recall that you're Bi? If so, who are your top 3 women? The ones that'd make you give up the ding ding for life.

[LGM]

shol'va's is porn pic

And how does one know this, zimmy? HRRRRRRMMMMMMM????

[Shol'va]

Its spelled C-R-O-W now?

Would you believe C-R-O-W is greek for cock?

[Shol'va]

shol'va's is porn pic

Someone's been looking at male porn pics again.......

[DSM4Life]

I recall that you're Bi? If so, who are your top 3 women? The ones that'd make you give up the ding ding for life.

Angelina jolie is really the only one that comes to mind. Something about her us just so sexy.

[Times Roman]

I for one wouldn't know as I'm still eating CROW from my Chiefs loss to TR.

you better believe it buddy!

hoo raaa!

[Times Roman]

yeeah, i have a question for you....

who cut your hair? =)

[Shol'va]

Angelina jolie is really the only one that comes to mind. Something about her us just so sexy.

DSM lets double date... You take Angelina while I keep Brad busy.

[DSM4Life]

DSM lets double date... You take Angelina while I keep Brad busy.

I'll take brad if he dressing like he did in Troy.

[Skyler]

Troy was his worst performance ever. Shows he is willing to where a skirt and leather if people ask though.

[Shol'va]

I'll take brad if he dressing like he did in Troy.

Ok then lets have a "MEN" age a trois with Brad. Two tops and one bottom works for me.

[amcon]

DSM... now that your a monitor if you post not politically correct info can we contact human resorces and file a sexual harasment complaint against ya? kiddinig congrats