My beef with phones

[Juggernaut]

You've a great idea there Nathan.....a meat phone....damn good idea. You can make a call or two then eat the phone. Don't lacquer it though, it should be labled with how many calls you can make on it before you're to eat it.

[BigGreen]

it should be labled with how many calls you can make on it before you're to eat it.

While a seemingly good idea on the surface, we would see an epidemic of food poisoning in the less social among us, as they might take 15 days to make the requisite 10 phone calls that said beef phone producers assumed would take 6-7 days. Of course, this is one damn crafty way to root out the shy and socially awkward in our society, something I see as necessary, as I have a sneaking suspicion that they have a lot more to do with this "shuttle" than anyone is letting on.

[Nathan]

While a seemingly good idea on the surface, we would see an epidemic of food poisoning in the less social among us, as they might take 15 days to make the requisite 10 phone calls that said beef phone producers assumed would take 6-7 days. Of course, this is one damn crafty way to root out the shy and socially awkward in our society, something I see as necessary, as I have a sneaking suspicion that they have a lot more to do with this "shuttle" than anyone is letting on.

Oooooohhh..good point.

[TheMudMan]

While a seemingly good idea on the surface, we would see an epidemic of food poisoning in the less social among us, as they might take 15 days to make the requisite 10 phone calls that said beef phone producers assumed would take 6-7 days. Of course, this is one damn crafty way to root out the shy and socially awkward in our society, something I see as necessary, as I have a sneaking suspicion that they have a lot more to do with this "shuttle" than anyone is letting on.

Not only would we see a rise in food poisoning but also there would be more flies. The rotting meat would make a great nesting place for flies to lay their eggs and hatch into lovely maggots. This idea may need to go back to the drawing board.