Quote Originally Posted by stevey_6t9 View Post
Good question, well the Zyzz outbreak can be dated to 8th century BC when Zeus sent his son Zyzz to the mortal world from Mount Olympus to reveal his devine aesthetics. As many converted to Zyzzology in the quest for perfect aesthetics, subsequent hate from haters turned the rivers of the world into jooocy aeroplane jelly.

With Zyzz inspiring inspiring so many more males than females to achieve aesthetic beauty, future generations of young men all over the world will be far superior to their female counterparts, subsequently they will resort to homosexuality, eliminating life on earth.

In order to prevent this from happening, Zyzz has undertaken a life long journey to find his lost friend 'mirin', as he had forgotten what he looks like. Subsequently it resulted in him asking many people, 'you mirin?' to hopefully find his long lost friend.
Funny story and at that rate it looks like the Zyzz and company will be around for just this last generation. lol I see new posters coming..."WE'RE HOMO-U MAD?"