Sounds about like mineOriginally Posted by Public Enemy
First grade I had to go to the bathroom at lunch but decided I'd wait til after lunch and go before recess. Well I forgot to ask before we got outside and the feeling hit me hard. I ran up to the teacher and asked if I could go but she said I had to wait because I couldn't go by myself and there was no one out there to take me. Being new to school I didn't wanna argue with the teacher so I decided I'd try to go play and take my mind off it. Well swings weren't doing it so I decide to get in line for the slide. Three steps up the slide ladder it happens. Shit just pushes out and there's no stopping it. At this point I'm fvcked because there's a line 15 kids deep behind me and on up on the ladder. I can't just turn around and say let me down I just shit myself so I had no other choice than to go down the hot metal slide with my ninja turtle underwear full of crap. I could feel it smear as I sat down and remember thinking "WTF am I gonna do for the rest of the day." about a minute after I get off the slide recess is over and on the way back into class everyone can smell it. When we get in the class the teacher had everyone put there head down and then came and got me and took me to the office to call my mom to come get me......
Very fvcked up day at school.
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