1,000 ways to die thread!

[G-1000]

Ok, who said bikes are dangerous???

[dec11]

Some of us have more common sense than others though. I have owed 3 bikes. One I never rode, the other two I sold after a short time knowing I was going to kill myself eventually if I didnt.

remarkably, if i wear a blacked out visor im for def more of a lunatic than if im wearing a clear visor. its almost as if the black out gives me the 'invincibility' cloak. i could be sitting thinking 'fvck that is a dangerous carry on im at, and i really should sell that bike' but as soon as that helmet goes on im just a pure focus on speed and handling, i can feel a 'glowing buzz' through my body. amazing how the human psyche works.

[dec11]

Same as a bunch of the stories.. A couple of bike accidents... But I have a different story about wen I was taking these huge bcaa supps.. They were huge horse pills and I had a pill cutter and used to cut them in half and on 2 separate occasions I got them lodged in my throat trying to swallow them.. My girlfriend in the next room but I can't breath or get a word out to call for help.. In the minute and a half I was choking I just imagined the newspaper article.. MEATHEAD CHOKES ON PILL in kitchen lol.. I was like oh man.. Finally got it out, and since it was the second time, I just gave the bottle away

yeah, i fvckin know that feeling mate! i cant swallow more than once when taking pills for some strange reason so i normally will swallow three horse pills at once and sometimes it doesnt go according to plan..........

[JimmySidewalk]

Its funny how we can get down huge amounts of food in one swallow. Bigger than a "bitesize". I mean just think how we(or at least me) fill our mouths with food when we're really hungry, strangely with no problems. Yet when we have to swallow something like a pill, we sometimes meet problems. Maybe its a psychological thing also. When you eat something you do it automatically, you dont think "ok, i have to swallow this", you just do it. But when taking a pill, you kind of prepare for it.

Or.. maybe its just me.

[dec11]

Its funny how we can get down huge amounts of food in one swallow. Bigger than a "bitesize". I mean just think how we(or at least me) fill our mouths with food when we're really hungry, strangely with no problems. Yet when we have to swallow something like a pill, we sometimes meet problems. Maybe its a psychological thing also. When you eat something you do it automatically, you dont think "ok, i have to swallow this", you just do it. But when taking a pill, you kind of prepare for it.

Or.. maybe its just me.

i think its more of how it goes down your throat, food is moistened, horse pill aminos arent

[Times Roman]

OK. another bike story....

oh shit. laptop batter is about to die....

[Mooseman33]

Dec.
tell the ski story man...
that sounds hillarious...well now that u didnt die..

[dec11]

Dec.
tell the ski story man...
that sounds hillarious...well now that u didnt die..

was in Badgastein (spelling), Austria and was on a blue run which straddled a black run, lost my balance and veered off onto the black and hit the 1st mogul and tumbled all the fvckin way down (seemed like miles!!) and slammed into safety fencing at the top of a cliff and slid halfway under that, every time i tried to scramble away from the edge i slide closer, mountain rescue got me approx 15mins later. remarkably i only sprained a wrist but my skis and poles were long gone lol

[Times Roman]

went on a ski trip to interlochen, Switzerland once. Never skied before. had a blast riding the lifts. get to the top, and I'm like.... "OK now, where are the bunny slopes?" comrad pointed to a vertical sheer cliff, 42 miles straight down with sharp spears pointed towards the path and claymore mines set to go off if I were to stray from the trail. Or that's what it looked like from where i was standing. So I very humbly, and with great humility, got back on the ski lift, and rode around all day drinking cognac.

mOral of the story? don't go to switzerland, never having skied before, expecting to see bunny slopes!

[Razor]

Walking home last week, just got off the subway two blocks from home, some bum is walking infront of my brother and I double backs on us and pulls a gun out and mugged us.
Moral of the story, always give them your wallet, not worth it!

[l2elapse]

OD on some meds and was puking for hours and sedated for 24 hours by the toilet...very scary when your body is OD'ing and you cant do anything to stop it..

[dec11]

went on a ski trip to interlochen, Switzerland once. Never skied before. had a blast riding the lifts. get to the top, and I'm like.... "OK now, where are the bunny slopes?" comrad pointed to a vertical sheer cliff, 42 miles straight down with sharp spears pointed towards the path and claymore mines set to go off if I were to stray from the trail. Or that's what it looked like from where i was standing. So I very humbly, and with great humility, got back on the ski lift, and rode around all day drinking cognac.

mOral of the story? don't go to switzerland, never having skied before, expecting to see bunny slopes!

haha. i hated the button lifts, the ones that you grab and put between your legs, so easy to lose balance and you'd struggle to stay on for what seemed like miles and then boom off you fall and have to get back in position and wait ages on another

[Mooseman33]

that ski story Dec is crazy...

[bavz01]

A few years back I had to take my dog to the vets to have its anal glands cleaned out whilst the vet was doing he's thing the sight and smell of this made me hit the ground impaling myself though the head on a hook that they hang the dog leads on!!!!
Nice

[Macon_Bacon]

went on a ski trip to interlochen, Switzerland once. Never skied before. had a blast riding the lifts. get to the top, and I'm like.... "OK now, where are the bunny slopes?" comrad pointed to a vertical sheer cliff, 42 miles straight down with sharp spears pointed towards the path and claymore mines set to go off if I were to stray from the trail. Or that's what it looked like from where i was standing. So I very humbly, and with great humility, got back on the ski lift, and rode around all day drinking cognac.

mOral of the story? don't go to switzerland, never having skied before, expecting to see bunny slopes!

Interlaken is the SH*T! I went skiing there and went skydiving over the alps and glacier. It has to be one of my favorite places in the world. Also, the Swiss girls there love American guys.