Ask DSM anything.

[Shol'va]

@ Shol'va now you sound like the church people lol
But i was expecting you to say something like that.

Not really, the church people and me don't get along these days. Something about burning me at the stake or maybe it was burning my steak. After all they are the only ones living or dead without sin, according to them. Anyhow they don't like me and I'm not even in the military. And they don't like me lieing with a man, but I lie alone and sleep with a man. Go finger.

[DSM4Life]

Why do I need 2 take a piss a soon as I get in the bath???

Warm water relaxes the muscles.

How would one straight guy fend for himself agains gay people hitting on him ? I mean i know i'm very good looking but fvck me, i certainly dont look gay nor do i act like it. yet i often feel my hetero space beeing violated by gays or church people. The church people i can handle, i tell them to fvck off plain and simple, but i honestly dont know how do deal with gays. I have no problem with them, just want to be left alone.

I mean for fvck sake, i was in college and we had public showers. When i come home i find a little paper under my door saying how he'd like to do nasty things with me and that he's waiting in the shower and that he gave it a shot, and if i werent gay he wouldnt bother me anymore.
Also, another one took a shot asking me to go out with him for a drink while i was doing my shopping. Weird stalker followed me until i told him to fvck off or i'd knock him out.

Ok, they give it a shot, but how on earth can i be civil with them when i tell them clearly no yet they insist ?

Most people if you tell them you are straight they will leave you alone. If that fails start flirting back with him. Try this line "I have enough herpes for the both of us."