1) Adam Lambert - for wearing more makeup than should be allowed on a dude
2) Angelina Jolie - for adopting an entire daycare for her own selfish, PR agenda
3) Kim Kardashian - for being just a plain asshat
4) Chris Brown - get him in a car and give a few black eyes
5) Conan O'Brian - just cause he's a ginger (ok...and irritating as fawk!)