I guess I can finish the story. Since the statute of limitations is lifted.
We were in high school and it was 9pm at barnes in nobles. Real classy event- It was Friday so they have a man playing classical music on a little plastic piano. After about 20-30 mins people just started ignoring the rubber vagina/anus combo on the floor of the magazine section. So we took it up stairs and put it on top of the escalator. It took us a few minutes to get away and into positions to view peoples horrified faces. By the time we did there was a group of kids half way up the escalator. Whoops.
I had two options. One make a run for the rubbery ungodly creation- and risk being near it and the kids. Or grab a book and continue to act as if im uninvolved. I chose the ladder.
One of the kids picked it up and proceeded to go back down the escalator. She was headed to her mom who was sitting in the instore starbucks. Thats when all hell broke loose. As I high tailed it out the front of the building I saw an employee running with a huge garbage bag towards the starbucks.