ugg. I'm starting to check out ugly women
If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
Test/Tren GogglesOriginally Posted by gixxerboy1
Kind of a stretch but couldn't find any ugly-to-hot pics
Last edited by jasc; 02-29-2012 at 11:57 AM.
hahaha we just give you a hard time because you're the only one who has the kahonee's (sp?) to admit to goin hogginOriginally Posted by calgarian
*edit* proper spelling.. "Cojones"
Last edited by jasc; 02-29-2012 at 12:17 PM.
Borrow Razr's "pump".. he seems to speak pretty highly of it..Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
Plus a bj from a machine is not cheating right?
How many miles away is your wife? I think you are allowed a bj if its over 500.
Is it cheating if she doesn't swallow?
Originally Posted by calgarian
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Hmm I just ate 3 donuts smothered in peanut butter.
Its okay. Im fat.
Anyone getting close to my post count yet?
Do I need to get in here and start whoring hard again?
Whore it up bro.. you gotta show us rookies how it's done
Lets
whore
So I may hit the gym today.
Which nowadays is an unusual occurrence.
So far in school... Ive gotten 100% on my first 4 assignments. And a 93 and 96 respectively on my first 2 quizzes.
Not too shabby for someone who hasnt been in school in 10 YEARS
My armpits stink
Dukkit do you have limes disease in your waist or you just wear a belly band and no tshirts......?
One time I banged this chick and she licked my armpit
Syke
no really
nah Im kidding
No really, it happened
True story... I banged a chick then cummed on her stomach... my semen was bloody.
Bitch had the clap.
And gave it to me.
Like 3 times.
I know, I know your saying why did you keep banging her....
well if you had seen her naked you would of too.
Nothing some antibiotics cant fix, right?
Right?
I mean seriously, right?
But thats all in the past now....
Im gonna ask my girl to marry me.
She doesnt have the clap.
I hope *crosses fingers*
So anyways...
I banged a girl once and she shit on my dick.
True story.
Dont worry... I stayed in the game and finished.
Oh how about the time I banged 3 girls in one night.
Only washed the penis once.
Didnt get the clap.
Some weird rash though.
Went away with vodka.
Bahahah I keed I keed
lets whore then.....
I made a girl pass out once during sex.
No I wasnt choking her.
She just orgasmed too many times.
Couldnt breathe.
And bam.
Dead meat
Its okay.. she woke up and I finished.
Cuz thats what champs do.
You ****ers better not interrupt my whoring focus.
i banged the chick in her butt and all of sudden I smell shit i looked down and my brown dick was even browner.......just cause she did it I had to keep at her till her legs were shitty and then i finally cum and she had to sit on the toilet luckily we were doing it in the shower cause she wanted to see herself in the mirror
And there we go...
bikeral isnt allowed in my whorehouse anymore
Not while Im trying to whore.
Post count ppl! Post count!!
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