Advise on picking a wife

[Hazard]

Yeah good idea Haz and then you can rub mustaches together like your david the gnome or something

I will not marry, date, or even fvck a hairy girl..... not all spanish girls are hairy.

What is with the "there will be no sex" comments? My gf will f me or blow me anytime I want now so why would marriage end that?

Man..... My wife stopped having sex on our honeymoon. I am not fvcking kidding..... we didn't fvck on our honeymoon. Talk about getting off on the right foot. My best friend had sex daily..... he got married and 6 months later complained because if he got it once a week he was lucky. My fathers friend would come over for a cigar and bitch about not getting laid anymore..... he remarried and the 2nd wife did the same thing after 8 months of marriage. He has since divorced her.....

I'm not saying all women are like this by any means..... but it does happens and it's why people joke about it so much lol. Doesn't matter how much you get laid currently either.....

Also.... I'd like to note.... I'm not a sex hound. I wouldn't wanna fvck the same woman every single night for the rest of my life. Initially I could doit often but over time I wouldn't mind twice a week. It keeps me wanting her and not getting bored of her body and her hole hah. So when I bitch about not getting laid.... it's because she'd be going 2,3,4 weeks on end.

~Haz~

[spywizard]

Man..... My wife stopped having sex on our honeymoon. I am not fvcking kidding..... we didn't fvck on our honeymoon. Talk about getting off on the right foot. My best friend had sex daily..... he got married and 6 months later complained because if he got it once a week he was lucky. My fathers friend would come over for a cigar and bitch about not getting laid anymore..... he remarried and the 2nd wife did the same thing after 8 months of marriage. He has since divorced her.....

I'm not saying all women are like this by any means..... but it does happens and it's why people joke about it so much lol. Doesn't matter how much you get laid currently either.....

Also.... I'd like to note.... I'm not a sex hound. I wouldn't wanna fvck the same woman every single night for the rest of my life. Initially I could doit often but over time I wouldn't mind twice a week. It keeps me wanting her and not getting bored of her body and her hole hah. So when I bitch about not getting laid.... it's because she'd be going 2,3,4 weeks on end.

~Haz~

another easy one.. if you don't want me sexually, there are plenty of women that will/do..

but it's best if that conversation is had before you get married.. and owe her 1/2 your stuff..

[Hazard]

another easy one.. if you don't want me sexually, there are plenty of women that will/do..

but it's best if that conversation is had before you get married.. and owe her 1/2 your stuff..

Yep..... if only I had known before hand. I just couldn't understand it.... I guess she was insecure. We'd go out and people would make comments to me all the time..... but it's like she'd not fvck because of that. Eventually the stories started pouring in on all the comments she was getting when she was alone.....

fvcking mental..... glad thats over.....

~Haz~

[lovbyts]

I will not marry, date, or even fvck a hairy girl..... not all spanish girls are hairy.



Man..... My wife stopped having sex on our honeymoon. I am not fvcking kidding..... we didn't fvck on our honeymoon. Talk about getting off on the right foot. My best friend had sex daily..... he got married and 6 months later complained because if he got it once a week he was lucky. My fathers friend would come over for a cigar and bitch about not getting laid anymore..... he remarried and the 2nd wife did the same thing after 8 months of marriage. He has since divorced her.....

I'm not saying all women are like this by any means..... but it does happens and it's why people joke about it so much lol. Doesn't matter how much you get laid currently either.....

Also.... I'd like to note.... I'm not a sex hound. I wouldn't wanna fvck the same woman every single night for the rest of my life. Initially I could doit often but over time I wouldn't mind twice a week. It keeps me wanting her and not getting bored of her body and her hole hah. So when I bitch about not getting laid.... it's because she'd be going 2,3,4 weeks on end.

~Haz~

I have also used the joke/saying what food group adds 50lbs to a woman and kills sex drive over night. Wedding cake.
That is one area I have always been lucky in. I have friends the same as most of you who complain how right after marriage the wife wont give it up and as for oral sex, FORGET IT. If they are lucky it's 1x a year.
With all 3 of mine sex has never been an issue even oral. Typically oral is at least 3x+ a week and this is even several years down the road. Weight has never been an issue but I also made sure to pay attention to genetics and didnt hook up with anyone who had a FAT mother. I could not handle a fat wife/girlfriend, I just couldnt get turned on. I like to see the ribs. lol

I got lucky with #2 on our wedding night, she decided it would be fun to invite another girl on the honeymoon and it was easy enough since we were in Las Vagas. Wife #1 started bringing girls home to play about 6 months after we got married and we even rented a rooms to a cute little DUMB blond 18 year old for several months who she corrupted in our bed. #3, no girls... It may take a while to train her properly. She is still learning and is a little shy. LOL

sex is about the same amount after marriage then before. And the bj's have gotten better since marriage. So everything is different. The guys that complain about no bj's are you going down on her?

The real question is do they know what they are doing and do they get the job done? I have been with to many women to count who had never had an orgasm or good oral sex. The best compliment I ever got was from a girl who was Bi and typically only has sex with other women but do to circumstances we hooked up and she said I was as good as any girl she had ever been with. This continued for 6+ months until I started dating someone else.

I'm not sure if it made a difference or not but like most boys I liked playboy, penthouse, hustler etc. Only thing was since age 14 I had access to a large stack where I had several hours of private time alone most ever day. You can only jack so many times a day even at 14-16 so eventually I read every article, story, forum from cover to cover multiple times over in 100s of magazines and I think it gave me some insight on how to take care of business besides self gratification. I have always gotten a lot of bang for the buck so to speak by being able to push a woman until they are overly sensitive and cant handle any more or being touched due to multiple Os. Sometimes it's just a game to count and see how many you can do. lol It's fun with the newbies or inexperienced when they dont realize they can have more than one or those who are afraid they are going to pee because they have never had a real O before. hehehehe

[Honkey_Kong]

I'm not sure if it made a difference or not but like most boys I liked playboy, penthouse, hustler etc. Only thing was since age 14 I had access to a large stack where I had several hours of private time alone most ever day. You can only jack so many times a day even at 14-16 so eventually I read every article, story, forum from cover to cover multiple times over in 100s of magazines and I think it gave me some insight on how to take care of business besides self gratification. I have always gotten a lot of bang for the buck so to speak by being able to push a woman until they are overly sensitive and cant handle any more or being touched due to multiple Os. Sometimes it's just a game to count and see how many you can do. lol It's fun with the newbies or inexperienced when they dont realize they can have more than one or those who are afraid they are going to pee because they have never had a real O before. hehehehe

WTF? There were articles in those magazines? I just looked at the pictures.

[lovbyts]

WTF? There were articles in those magazines? I just looked at the pictures.

It took me a long time to figure that out also. Maybe it was because all the pages with pictures got glued shut. lol

[Honkey_Kong]

It took me a long time to figure that out also. Maybe it was because all the pages with pictures got glued shut. lol

I remember tape trading porn. Thank God for the internet.