Things That Piss You Off At The Gym?

[Twin]

been using the standard ipod headphones... but lately, since college students are home now, there have been alot of little college douchebags that stand around talking. and i can hear them even with my ipod headphones and its pissing me off... its messing with my concentration... they are like little flies. i just wanna slap them... little douchebags walking around and talking so loud...

I seen some people in the gym with these type of headphones



thinking about getting one of these at best buy tomorrow. ihate to look like a douchebag but enough is enough. i need some loud music for my concentration from the gyms shitty old people music/douchebags talking so loud.


just pisses me off at these little douchebags talking loud and laughing like crackheads and having conversations... im trying to dumbbell flat press 115lbs each hand and i just cant get in the zone and my arms are wobbly and my feet cant stay planted on the floor without me feeling a stretch in my hips because i just couldnt get concentrated.. ****ing douchebags talking.

[Razor]

been using the standard ipod headphones... but lately, since college students are home now, there have been alot of little college douchebags that stand around talking. and i can hear them even with my ipod headphones and its pissing me off... its messing with my concentration... they are like little flies. i just wanna slap them... little douchebags walking around and talking so loud...

I seen some people in the gym with these type of headphones

thinking about getting one of these at best buy tomorrow. ihate to look like a douchebag but enough is enough. i need some loud music for my concentration from the gyms shitty old people music/douchebags talking so loud.

just pisses me off at these little douchebags talking loud and laughing like crackheads and having conversations... im trying to dumbbell flat press 115lbs each hand and i just cant get in the zone and my arms are wobbly and my feet cant stay planted on the floor without me feeling a stretch in my hips because i just couldnt get concentrated.. ****ing douchebags talking.

I have two sets of Dr. Dre beats the. Beats HD over the ear and Beats Sport, best money I ever spent. Honestly I would wear the over the ear ones if you absolutely don't want to hear anyone! They cost about $200 though buts its worth it

[Twin]

i definitely gotta get me one.

[Razor]

i definitely gotta get me one.

How you been progressing, you made some amazing gains, I'm jelly!

[subnet]

1 - The worst is when people smell bad - I can't even do my breathing technique right anymore!
2 - Dumba**es that think they are the sh*t - even if I'm 60 pounds bigger than them - they still give the stup*d snob look!
3 - The pop stup*d music - I don't wanna listen to lil wayne|
4 - Never enough space - it's always packed - I have to wait for a bench all the time and I never get the weights that i need!
5 - the guy that doesn't know when to stop his cycle or roids!
6- The fat chicks that stretch their vag!
7 - Group of arabs, indians or chinese kids at the gym!
8 - people that don't have a back or legs - they only workout on their chest or arms!
9 - anyone shorter than 5feet 5 at the gym!
10 - When someone screams at the top of their lungs and they didn't even lift much!
11 - someone using the squat rack for biceps curls
I'll have to think about the rest!

haha wtf man - you hatin' on short people?

and for #10, those plus the ones where their 'buddy' screams encouragement (C'mon - hit it - do it - yeah!!!) while they're curling a 40lb ez curl bar...

[Twin]

I have two sets of Dr. Dre beats the. Beats HD over the ear and Beats Sport, best money I ever spent. Honestly I would wear the over the ear ones if you absolutely don't want to hear anyone! They cost about $200 though buts its worth it

i was at best buy and they have a return policy. u can use it and test it out for 30 days. and return it. so i decided to get these skull candy ones just to see how it feeels. and man do i feel like a douchebag lol but i dont care. lol like legit, on full volume, u can listen to my music from 5 feet away... its hilarious... but thats what happens when little douchebags think they could laugh like hyenas and have conversations and block the dumbbell rack having conversations and just leaning on equipment etc. so now i will make them mad. i will put it on full blast and grunt like a boar. **** out of here little assholes!! and theres nothing they can do about it because i can mop the floor with them. hahahaha funny shit. but its really good. it really gets me in the zone. i hear nothing but music and its real nice and loud. like i can take off the headphones and put it 5 feet away from me. and listen to my music's lyrics clear... thats how badass it is. and if little douche bags dont like it. to bad!!! wear a damn headphones and u wont hear my music when ur at the gym. next timedont go to the gym without headphones and planning to walk around the gym giving people handshakes like a president and having conversations with them. hahahahaha i love it.

gotta go to bed now though. 10:40 pm. work at 8 am... gotta sleep and repair my muscles!!!

[zaggahamma]

lmao

[Honkey_Kong]

i was at best buy and they have a return policy. u can use it and test it out for 30 days. and return it. so i decided to get these skull candy ones just to see how it feeels. and man do i feel like a douchebag lol but i dont care. lol like legit, on full volume, u can listen to my music from 5 feet away... its hilarious... but thats what happens when little douchebags think they could laugh like hyenas and have conversations and block the dumbbell rack having conversations and just leaning on equipment etc. so now i will make them mad. i will put it on full blast and grunt like a boar. **** out of here little assholes!! and theres nothing they can do about it because i can mop the floor with them. hahahaha funny shit. but its really good. it really gets me in the zone. i hear nothing but music and its real nice and loud. like i can take off the headphones and put it 5 feet away from me. and listen to my music's lyrics clear... thats how badass it is. and if little douche bags dont like it. to bad!!! wear a damn headphones and u wont hear my music when ur at the gym. next timedont go to the gym without headphones and planning to walk around the gym giving people handshakes like a president and having conversations with them. hahahahaha i love it.

gotta go to bed now though. 10:40 pm. work at 8 am... gotta sleep and repair my muscles!!!

Yeah but do you really want to go home with tinnitus every time you go to the gym just so you could spite some dumbass?

[paulzane]

Yeah but do you really want to go home with tinnitus every time you go to the gym just so you could spite some dumbass?

Sorry mate ..... I can't hear you ..... in fact I can hear fcuk all at the moment my ears are ringing!!! pmsl

[ironbeck]

I listen to my music pretty loud as well, it helps me zone in and I always get a better workout.

[ironbeck]

Guys that have no job, live at home with mommy and daddy who are 30and 40 and go to the gym twice a day!! and act like they are pro BB....get a****inglife dude....Better yet get a god dam job and support your self so sorry sac of shit!!

[Igifuno]

I don't think I've posted in this thread and frankly I haven't read it. I'm usually pretty to myself in the gym but gad dammit it pisses me off when these unaware, no brain dumb mfers stand directly in front of the weight rack, blocking anyone else from grabbing any of the weight in front of them. Makes me want to grab a 25 lb plate and frisbee it at their head.

That is all.

Igi

[Back In Black]

My gym just an influx of 15/16yr olds who just finished school. Absolutely fvck all gym etiquette. Although they learn a little more manners each time I am there when they are.

I was doing some Romanian deadlifts and there's a (moveable) shoulder press bench 2 foot in front of me. Mid set, some w8nker, sits down and tries to shoulder press 12kg dumbbells. I mean, he is so close that as I exhale it's blowing the hair on the back of his head. I added a little 'moisture' to my exhalations and by the next set he'd moved the bench!!!

[< <Samson> >]

My gym just an influx of 15/16yr olds who just finished school. Absolutely fvck all gym etiquette. Although they learn a little more manners each time I am there when they are.

I was doing some Romanian deadlifts and there's a (moveable) shoulder press bench 2 foot in front of me. Mid set, some w8nker, sits down and tries to shoulder press 12kg dumbbells. I mean, he is so close that as I exhale it's blowing the hair on the back of his head. I added a little 'moisture' to my exhalations and by the next set he'd moved the bench!!!

Same exact shit here, it's straight PE class.


And people have no respect for personal space. . . Get the fvck away from me man. Why do you really have to stand that close? The gym is huge.

[Igifuno]

Also you little ignorant fvck, dont you dare ever ask me how many more sets I have when I'm in the middle of a set!!! Wtf... I mean... WTF?!?

[< <Samson> >]

The Zyzzz look a likes. . . .

[zaggahamma]

roflmao

[gixxerboy1]

when the asshole managers call the cops when i try and be polite and hand out towels in the women's showers.

[kalspic]

thats bs gixxer. everyone knows thats just being a helpful person

[lovbyts]

when the asshole managers call the cops when i try and be polite and hand out towels in the women's showers.

I think it's the fact you are also trying to pass yourself off as a toilet tissue dispenser just in case they need some tissue. I can guess what you are using to hold the toilet paper roll up with since you have towels in both hands.

[jpowell]

when i jumped out of a woman's locker, assuming she wanted to play hide and seek?

[Popeye's]

haha wtf man - you hatin' on short people?

and for #10, those plus the ones where their 'buddy' screams encouragement (C'mon - hit it - do it - yeah!!!) while they're curling a 40lb ez curl bar...

Haha! I ain't hatin' on them! I just think that them being larger won't help their height! #10 is def the worst bro!

[brocato]

when dudes shave their balls in the steam room. are you fuking kidding me?!??

[gixxerboy1]

when dudes watch me shaving my balls in the steam room

[DanB]

when dudes watch me shaving my balls in the steam room

it because they want to help you

[jasc]

when dudes shave their balls in the steam room. are you fuking kidding me?!??

when dudes watch me shaving my balls in the steam room

lol busted brocato..
shouldn't be gazin at gixx's package

[MuscleInk]

when dudes watch me shaving my balls in the steam room

Lmao! Gixx u crack me up bro!!!!

[brocato]

its one thing when dudes shave their face at the gym, but to take care of your manhood in the middle of a shared steam room is f'd up

[kalspic]

i hate when i have to take a dump on leg days

[supersize me]

Anyone I see wearing a crossfit shirt

[Renesis]

Hahahahaha

[calgarian]

i hate when i have to take a dump on leg days

use butt plug as one of the member used to use

[calgarian]

in my gym change room entrance is in u shape i absolutely hate it when i walk in at 4am take a u turn and see some naked guy bending over and his ass facing me.....in my head i say "u realize i am not dsm or sholva u know"

[Honkey_Kong]

What pisses me off in the gym more than anything is other people.

[Twin]

i hate when you have no friends at the gym and have to ask a random spot at the gym.

im trying to do 90lb dumbbell shoulder press and i ask this guy to push my elbows up as soon as i kick the weights off my knees. and i explain it to him. and hes like "yea i got it" and then he doenst do shit. i kick off the weights and he just touches my elbows. when im mid way through the air. like wtf?

and then when im doing my sets his hands are shoulder level with his palms up. like wtf? if i get that low, im dropping the weights.

some people just have no brain...

like seriously, not even a single effort. he just touched my elbows as i went up. not even a little pushing...


not even an effort. completely useless.




sucks when ur gym buddies dont go to the gym on a day that u need them for lift offs...

and then i hate when u get like 5 guys turning around and staring at u as u lift the weights as if they never seen anyone lift heavy before or grunt before. like they go to put the weights away on the dumbbell rack then they turn around and just stare at me... blocking my mirror view and also just watching me...

and i hate the little old guys in the gym who try to tell me they were "all muscle" when the ywere my age and try to give me shitty workout advice. like telling me im going to heavy if i cant get the weights up on my own or telling me not to deadlift so hard because im making the whole gym floor shake... when they dont understand anything. one of these days im going to go ape shit. once im in the gym. im in the ****ing zone!!! dont **** with me little ****s!!

[auswest]

I hate it when random ppl jump in and spot you, and then after that feeling obliged to spot them,

[< <Samson> >]

I hate looking over at the guy next to me who is half my size lifting the same as me. . . lol

[lestat85]

My biggest piss of is when my workout partner doesn't show and doesn't even tell me he'll skip until I'm at the gym waiting for him or not tell me all. Personally, I like using workout partners for both motivation (I find it helps make sure I don't miss if someone's counting on me to be there and a little friendly competition never hurts lol) and for a spot so I can lift heavy. It's a real piss of when they bail without warning, especially when it gets to be frequent.

[gixxerboy1]

i hate when you have no friends at the gym and have to ask a random spot at the gym.

im trying to do 90lb dumbbell shoulder press and i ask this guy to push my elbows up as soon as i kick the weights off my knees. and i explain it to him. and hes like "yea i got it" and then he doenst do shit. i kick off the weights and he just touches my elbows. when im mid way through the air. like wtf?

and then when im doing my sets his hands are shoulder level with his palms up. like wtf? if i get that low, im dropping the weights.

some people just have no brain...

like seriously, not even a single effort. he just touched my elbows as i went up. not even a little pushing...


not even an effort. completely useless.




sucks when ur gym buddies dont go to the gym on a day that u need them for lift offs...

and then i hate when u get like 5 guys turning around and staring at u as u lift the weights as if they never seen anyone lift heavy before or grunt before. like they go to put the weights away on the dumbbell rack then they turn around and just stare at me... blocking my mirror view and also just watching me...

and i hate the little old guys in the gym who try to tell me they were "all muscle" when the ywere my age and try to give me shitty workout advice. like telling me im going to heavy if i cant get the weights up on my own or telling me not to deadlift so hard because im making the whole gym floor shake... when they dont understand anything. one of these days im going to go ape shit. once im in the gym. im in the ****ing zone!!! dont **** with me little ****s!!

thats where his hands should be. Are you another guy trying to go heavy do 1/4 range of motion. My arms come alot lower then my shoulders doing presses. And your dropping the dumbbells if arms get low enough to touch is palms at shoulder level. Drop you weight and do a full range of motion

[gixxerboy1]