Sickest thing you ever done

[Razor]

Today tops the list for me, I had to stick my hands in the toilette after taking a dump to fish out my keys I dropped in there.

Previously the most sick thing had been burning shit in Afghanistan, that was really bad. Which still might be the worst, Im not sure, which is worse, touching your own crap or burning other peoples.

[Times Roman]

Today tops the list for me, I had to stick my hands in the toilette after taking a dump to fish out my keys I dropped in there.

Previously the most sick thing had been burning shit in Afghanistan, that was really bad. Which still might be the worst, Im not sure, which is worse, touching your own crap or burning other peoples.

I'm hoping you didn't have to lick your fingers to clean em off before leaving?

[Razor]

I'm hoping you didn't have to lick your fingers to clean em off before leaving?

I washed my hands like 5 times and dumped listerine on them

[Atomini]

Did you crap in the toilet?

What you did isn't actually so bad unless there were turds in the toilet when your keys fell in....

[Razor]

Did you crap in the toilet?

What you did isn't actually so bad unless there were turds in the toilet when your keys fell in....

Yes thats why this was so gross:/

[Times Roman]

Did you crap in the toilet?

What you did isn't actually so bad unless there were turds in the toilet when your keys fell in....

how could he flush the toilet if his keys fell in there?

yeah, there were plenty of turds in there, i'm sure....

[Razor]

how could he flush the toilet if his keys fell in there?

yeah, there were plenty of turds in there, i'm sure....

Yup there was..i didnt want to risk my keys going into the sewer.

[Times Roman]

..... you should have saved one of the turds as a souveigner. You could have had it dipped it in bronze and made a key ring out of it, but this time, it would attach to your belt!!!

[MuscleInk]

..... you should have saved one of the turds as a souveigner. You could have had it dipped it in bronze and made a key ring out of it, but this time, it would attach to your belt!!!

Please do NOT post any pictures of your dodo.

[Times Roman]

[Razor]

Ahahahaa yup that's about right

[Atomini]

Yes thats why this was so gross:/

Dude... you didn't have to use your hand!!

I think I dropped stuff into the toilet before (without turds) and I took like a coat hangar, bent it so it was straight and I fished the object out of the toilet. And don't tell me you were in a public restroom, you could have still got a stick or a rod or an immigrant or something to get it out.

[Times Roman]

Dude... you didn't have to use your hand!!

I think I dropped stuff into the toilet before (without turds) and I took like a coat hangar, bent it so it was straight and I fished the object out of the toilet. And don't tell me you were in a public restroom, you could have still got a stick or a rod or an immigrant or something to get it out.

but that would have ruined his fun!

[Razor]

Dude... you didn't have to use your hand!!

I think I dropped stuff into the toilet before (without turds) and I took like a coat hangar, bent it so it was straight and I fished the object out of the toilet. And don't tell me you were in a public restroom, you could have still got a stick or a rod or an immigrant or something to get it out.

I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty

[DeadlyD]

Dude... you didn't have to use your hand!!

I think I dropped stuff into the toilet before (without turds) and I took like a coat hangar, bent it so it was straight and I fished the object out of the toilet. And don't tell me you were in a public restroom, you could have still got a stick or a rod or an immigrant or something to get it out.

Lol! ....immigrant !!

[Atomini]

So, by saying that, you're then implying that you knew you had the opportunity to do this without getting your hands dirty, but you went and used your hands anyways.

It doesn't sound like you're 'not afriad' to get your hands dirty... it sounds like you want and ENJOY getting poo on your hands.

[Times Roman]

So, by saying that, you're then implying that you knew you had the opportunity to do this without getting your hands dirty, but you went and used your hands anyways.

It doesn't sound like you're 'not afriad' to get your hands dirty... it sounds like you want and ENJOY getting poo on your hands.

oh, i get it. like he has a skat fettish or something?

[< <Samson> >]

I got a plenty of just horrible stories from the cable days. One, guy opens a door straight naked. Why so gross, he was easy 350. . . Ugggh. . .

[Razor]

So, by saying that, you're then implying that you knew you had the opportunity to do this without getting your hands dirty, but you went and used your hands anyways.

It doesn't sound like you're 'not afriad' to get your hands dirty... it sounds like you want and ENJOY getting poo on your hands.

Actually I didn't think about it. I just held my breath and went in.

Alrighty nuff on me gdit!! Lol
I wanna hear your worst story I know you got one

[MuscleInk]

Actually I didn't think about it. I just held my breath and went it

Alrighty nuff on me gdit!! Lol
I wanna hear your worst story I know you got one

Mine involves a Stryker saw, brains, and blood. Probably too r-rated for this board......especially the part where skull hits you in the face.

[Atomini]

I'm thinking and I can't really think of the grossest thing i've done.

Does eating insects count?

[Razor]

I'm thinking and I can't really think of the grossest thing i've done.

Does eating insects count?

Yes that's pretty nasty...bear grillis over here huh..hey wait you kinda look like him tooo!

[Atomini]

Back in highschool, there was this guy I knew who would do the grossest shit for the smallest amounts of money. We're talking chump change here. Pennies, dimes, and quarters. Stuff like gagging himself until he puked and then eating the puke, eating food dropped on the floor and after it was smudged around on the ground, eating food that was chewed into mush by another person, etc..

It got to a point where every day at lunch hour i'd start giving him change to do this all for my own entertainment. He eventually caused others around him who were nearby watching what he was doing to barf. It was awesome.

[Razor]

Back in highschool, there was this guy I knew who would do the grossest shit for the smallest amounts of money. We're talking chump change here. Pennies, dimes, and quarters. Stuff like gagging himself until he puked and then eating the puke, eating food dropped on the floor and after it was smudged around on the ground, eating food that was chewed into mush by another person, etc..

It got to a point where every day at lunch hour i'd start giving him change to do this all for my own entertainment. He eventually caused others around him who were nearby watching what he was doing to barf. It was awesome.

Lmao!!!! What a maniac!

[Atomini]

I think I just figured out the grossest thing i've ever done. But I don't want to say it here because people are going to laugh at me and point fingers.

[Razor]

I think I just figured out the grossest thing i've ever done. But I don't want to say it here because people are going to laugh at me and point fingers.

Dude I sifted through my own shit..spill it

[BlueWaffle21]

Great thread!!!!

[Atomini]

Uhh... okay, you know when someone has East Indian food (foods that have a lot of curry and spices, etc.) and they sweat a lot and that distinctive smell they emit? Most East Indian people smell like this when they sweat (no disrespect intended - its the result of their diet).

Well... I went down on a girl once who smelled like that down there. And I did it.... to completion. I gaged about 6 times during the whole thing, almost blew chunks a couple times while I was down there at it.

I'm almost gagging remembering it, thanks razor! Jeez!

[Times Roman]

Back in highschool, there was this guy I knew who would do the grossest shit for the smallest amounts of money. We're talking chump change here. Pennies, dimes, and quarters. Stuff like gagging himself until he puked and then eating the puke, eating food dropped on the floor and after it was smudged around on the ground, eating food that was chewed into mush by another person, etc..

It got to a point where every day at lunch hour i'd start giving him change to do this all for my own entertainment. He eventually caused others around him who were nearby watching what he was doing to barf. It was awesome.

I probably mentioned this in my interview, but....

I was in the military, and we'd do stupid shit on a dare for chump change. there was this one time i ate a freaking water bug (alright, it looked more like a cockroach) that was the size of the palm of my hand. threw it up in the air, caught in my mouth, chewed it 5 times, and then down the hatch. nasty metallic taste, too.

....all that for $5

[Shol'va]

I'm waiting for DSM to chime in on his story...

[BlueWaffle21]

Uhh... okay, you know when someone has East Indian food (foods that have a lot of curry and spices, etc.) and they sweat a lot and that distinctive smell they emit? Most East Indian people smell like this when they sweat (no disrespect intended - its the result of their diet).

Well... I went down on a girl once who smelled like that down there. And I did it.... to completion. I gaged about 6 times during the whole thing, almost blew chunks a couple times while I was down there at it.

I'm almost gagging remembering it, thanks razor! Jeez!

You're a champ!!!!!! That's when you go down, smell it, and come right back up and stick it in!!

[Atomini]

I probably mentioned this in my interview, but....

I was in the military, and we'd do stupid shit on a dare for chump change. there was this one time i ate a freaking water bug (alright, it looked more like a cockroach) that was the size of the palm of my hand. threw it up in the air, caught in my mouth, chewed it 5 times, and then down the hatch. nasty metallic taste, too.

....all that for $5

Yeah, the eating bugs thing is an army thing for me, only I didn't do it for any money, hah.

On my birthday a few years back, someone bought me a bunch of insect candy (this person didn't know about my bug eating experience). You know, stuff like chocolate coated ants, sour cream and onion flavored crickets, candied spiders, lollipops with scorpions in it. Nobody thought i'd eat it. I did. This was a delicacy compared to my previous endeavor. This time the bugs were dead, and they were flavored too! How could I go wrong? I LOVED the white chocolate bars with the ants in them... mmmmmm. I never did end up eating the scorpion lollipop. In fact, I still have it here...

You're a champ!!!!!! That's when you go down, smell it, and come right back up and stick it in!!

I always finish what I start. Gave her 2 Os doing that.

See, Razor said he washed his hands 5 times and dumped listerine on them after he did what he did. After what happened with me... I mouthwashed with bleach and febreezed my mouth. Listerine didn't even cut it.

[Atomini]

Aha! Found it!

[SEOINAGE]

Today tops the list for me, I had to stick my hands in the toilette after taking a dump to fish out my keys I dropped in there.

Previously the most sick thing had been burning shit in Afghanistan, that was really bad. Which still might be the worst, Im not sure, which is worse, touching your own crap or burning other peoples.

Yeah done the same thing before, its gross, but worse is wiping another adults rear and I have done that. Really when I think of something worse I have done I will post it.

[Times Roman]

You're a champ!!!!!! That's when you go down, smell it, and come right back up and stick it in!!

I've earned my red wings a few times, but it NEVER smelled nasty!!!!!

[Rwy]

ehhhh its your shit no big deal


I remember when I first got my dog I would use grocery bags to pick up his shit. Then I learned the hard way why everyone gets the special doggy bags. I went to pick up a pile of shit and realized there was a huge hole and I had dog shit all over my hand.

[Rwy]

I have to think about this I am a gross ****ing bastard

[Razor]

ehhhh its your shit no big deal

I remember when I first got my dog I would use grocery bags to pick up his shit. Then I learned the hard way why everyone gets the special doggy bags. I went to pick up a pile of shit and realized there was a huge hole and I had dog shit all over my hand.

Yea that's why I didn't mind too much. When I have kids I'm gonna have to change their diapers and clean up there shit all day so no biggie.

[ImBlue]

Sickest thing I did was recent... like a month ago.. I was going to a friend's apartment and I heard someone saying help pretty loud from a bathroom window, next my friend's unit.. "Ma'am, you okay?" and the voice was real soft.. "please help me." I went to my friend's unit, told him to call the cops.. I kicked down his neighbor's door, rushed in, scanning the room and there was a sick smell, was nothing like I ever smelled in my military or civilan career.. The smell was sour, I had to choke back my vomit.. I found my friend's neighbor on the bathroom floor, cold, still alive.. shit and urinated herself (76 years old) She couldn't remember how much time passed.. I checked her vitals.. My eyes are watering, the smell was getting overbearing.. I was kneeling in it all, getting her in a better position and finally moved her out of the bathroom.. Almost slipped.. She was pretty light weight like 50 - 60lbs.. my friend covered her in a large towel.. did I mention she was naked.. The medics, fire department, and the police arrived.. and they finally took her.. and here I was.. just realized that I looked like I was body deep in a septic tank and smelt it too...

[Rwy]

i have a lot of shit stories but I dont ifnd them disgusting I find them funny


In fact if I realese the cracken into the toliet I will usually take a picture and share it with my friends