Get this...

I take my cuz Vic to the gym with me today right...and usually I can sign guests in for free, but the guy at the desk was being an asshole. He says, "I tell you what. The 8 dollars that you spend today for visiting can be refunded when you purchase your membership." SO my cuz says, "Listen, I just want to work out. Is there anything you can do?" the guy at the desk is looking all cocky and says, "Mmm...sorry. No." So we say fuck this and we're about to leave. But I said fuck it again and since we're already there might as well pay. So I pay for my cuz and we go in and have our workout. When we're done, the asshole has the balls to say, "Have a nice day fellas...see you soon!" with a real cocky attitude and sarcastic tone...but he was near the cardio machines. So on the way out, I jacked a box of Protein Bars. That's right, I threw them into my bag and we enjoyed them on the way home...that bastard, he's gonna pay.

31g Protein
2g Fat
5g Carb...

12 bars for 8 BUCKS! Ha! Screw that asshole.