Top 5 nasty habits of bros at the gym?

[bigol'legs]

1. Some guy whose bigger than me (Not like thats gonna happen) thinks he can come in my gym and use my equipment.. grrrrr
2. The gym has washer and dryer for the towel but they refuse to wash my workout clothes for me... THE NERVE... so I stuffed one of those guys that work behind the desk in the dryer (Looked kinda like Talon)
3. Why cant those guys open the gym for me when I get off work.. they only need to call in three guys to open it... one to get my towels.. one to make my shakes.. and one to put my socks on and lotion my back
4. I hate when I go into the locker room and people have stuff in the lockers.. I should have first pic on what lockers to use.. also the guys behind the desk need to put my stuff away for me so I concentrate more on my workout (Talon quite being so selfish)
5. I hate in the winter time when TGBTD <-- those guys behind the desk.. .A.K.A. Talon... wont go start my car for me and brush off the snow.. when I go to a gas station they clean my windshields and I pay more.. come on get with it.

[talon]

1)Guys w/ small legs whom have a ego and think they are so big they walk funny, but can only squat 35lbs (Big O Legs)
2)Guys who think Talon works behind a desk when he is a machine instructor and a personal trainer (Big O Legs)
3)Guys that constantly gripe because the people behind the front desk wont do there dirty work for them, because things like mixing a protein shake is two difficult for them, seeing how the blender has more then one "mix" button (Big O Legs)
4)People who get laughed at by gym employees like me, because I have the senority to revoke people (Big O Legs) memberships
5)People who gripe about how "hard" their workout was after a fifteen minute workout and when all a they did was talk for 10 min, complain about the five things they dont like about other gym people doing and do 1 set of squats (You guessed it...Big O Legs)

[bigol'legs]

1)Guys w/ small legs whom have a ego and think they are so big they walk funny, but can only squat 35lbs (Big O Legs)
2)Guys who think Talon works behind a desk when he is a machine instructor and a personal trainer (Big O Legs)
3)Guys that constantly gripe because the people behind the front desk wont do there dirty work for them, because things like mixing a protein shake is two difficult for them, seeing how the blender has more then one "mix" button (Big O Legs)
4)People who get laughed at by gym employees like me, because I have the senority to revoke people (Big O Legs) memberships
5)People who gripe about how "hard" their workout was after a fifteen minute workout and when all a they did was talk for 10 min, complain about the five things they dont like about other gym people doing and do 1 set of squats (You guessed it...Big O Legs)

Dude that was the FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER READ!!! my co-workers looking at me funny cause im bustin a gut!!!

[talon]

Dude that was the FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER READ!!! my co-workers looking at me funny cause im bustin a gut!!!

Hey big I thought you worked mornings now? Sorry for the hijack....

[bigol'legs]

Hey big I thought you worked mornings now? Sorry for the hijack....

hehe nope im back on nights.. after I leg locked the boss he begged me to go back nights... hehe no I just had to train morings for a week.