**Marcus's HIT Dungeon**

[Papa Smurf]

Beautiful lines...... your tat guy is an artist ............. so... whats your angels name?

[milky01623]

Yes they wrapped it for the journey home

I bet you enjoyed that getting wrapped in cling film ;-)

[marcus300]

I bet you enjoyed that getting wrapped in cling film ;-)

yes I did

[Sgt. Hartman]

lol I actually dont drink tea or coffee anyway

Is it true that you're not actually British unless you extend your pinky straight out to the side when you drink?

[marcus300]

Is it true that you're not actually British unless you extend your pinky straight out to the side when you drink?

LMFAO Thats right it needs to be pointed right out otherwise your just not British enough

[milky01623]

It must be at a minimum of 90 degrees to the cup to be aristocracy

[marcus300]

Beautiful lines...... your tat guy is an artist ............. so... whats your angels name?

Yes he is a very gifted artist for sure

[Sgt. Hartman]

It must be at a minimum of 90 degrees to the cup to be aristocracy

Pic of cape tryin to fit in with the Brits at heathrow.

For god sake cape its supposed to be straight out not curled up like a sissy!

[panntastic]

Cape you seriously in the uk?

[marcus300]

Cape you seriously in the uk?

Not a chance with that beard, he would be slapped at every street corner lol, his defo in the States lol

[milky01623]

Not a chance with that beard, he would be slapped at every street corner lol, his defo in the States lol

That would just be the kids comin out of school happy slapping lol

[panntastic]

That would just be the kids comin out of school happy slapping lol

Mobile phones in hand and straight on YouTube lol

[milky01623]

Yippee

Nebido every 10 weeks on the NHS just been confirmed :-)

[panntastic]

Yippee

Nebido every 10 weeks on the NHS just been confirmed :-)

Does that include the loading phase?

[Capebuffalo]

Pic of cape tryin to fit in with the Brits at heathrow.

For god sake cape its supposed to be straight out not curled up like a sissy!

I hurt my pinky putting my ascot on.

[Capebuffalo]

Not a chance with that beard, he would be slapped at every street corner lol, his defo in the States lol

I might get slapped once. Then I'd go crazy yank across the pond.

You guys don't like beards?

[marcus300]

Yippee

Nebido every 10 weeks on the NHS just been confirmed :-)

Well done, its a wondeful therapy

I started on one every 12 wks and now I'm on every 11 wks - think the 10wk protocol is spot on to be honest

[Capebuffalo]

Will someone give some info on hating beards over there. ? Everyone telling me I would get slapped has me a little more than curious.

[Back In Black]

To be fair cape, I'd be more bothered about about a terrier jumping on your chin over here, thinking it was a badger

[kelkel]

LMFAO Thats right it needs to be pointed right out otherwise your just not British enough

Now that's the pic I want you to post.....

[Capebuffalo]

To be fair cape, I'd be more bothered about about a terrier jumping on your chin over here, thinking it was a badger

Wow it's tougher than I thought over there. You guys have a badger problem huh? They are mean bastards.

[< <Samson> >]

Jesus, that is the creepiest Avi yet

[marcus300]

Jesus, that is the creepiest Avi yet

Sgt Hartman likes these avy's so I thought I would treat him for a few days

[panntastic]

Wow it's tougher than I thought over there. You guys have a badger problem huh? They are mean bastards.

Funny story
As an apprentice working night shift many many years ago I was outside on a break and saw a badger
So I followed it
The ****er turned on me growled and started to charge
Dam them things are fast and viscous
Plus I've seen the mess they make of people's cars when they collide
Brutal

[Back In Black]

Funny story
As an apprentice working night shift many many years ago I was outside on a break and saw a badger
So I followed it
The ****er turned on me growled and started to charge
Dam them things are fast and viscous
Plus I've seen the mess they make of people's cars when they collide
Brutal

Just like Cape!

[panntastic]

Just like Cape!

Haha

[Capebuffalo]

Funny story
As an apprentice working night shift many many years ago I was outside on a break and saw a badger
So I followed it
The ****er turned on me growled and started to charge
Dam them things are fast and viscous
Plus I've seen the mess they make of people's cars when they collide
Brutal

Yeah that would have been my first thought. Let me follow this badger to his house and see what's for dinner.
Oh shit I'm dinner. Did you fake right and cut left? Leaving him in the dust.

[Sgt. Hartman]

Sgt Hartman likes these avy's so I thought I would treat him for a few days

The tailor says only a few more minor adjustments and it'll be ready to take home.

Had all the stitching done out of aircraft cable so no chance of escape.....

Can you feel my excitement???

[panntastic]

Yeah that would have been my first thought. Let me follow this badger to his house and see what's for dinner.
Oh shit I'm dinner. Did you fake right and cut left? Leaving him in the dust.

As soon as it snarled I was gone it was worse than being chased by a dog I mean how do you stop a badger if it gets to you?

[Capebuffalo]

As soon as it snarled I was gone it was worse than being chased by a dog I mean how do you stop a badger if it gets to you?

I have a policy that works 82.745 % of the time. If something bites me I bite it back.

[marcus300]

The tailor says only a few more minor adjustments and it'll be ready to take home.

Had all the stitching done out of aircraft cable so no chance of escape.....

Can you feel my excitement???

Now I'm interested

[Capebuffalo]

Serious question. Is that suit rubber or leather? If leather how many cow hides would it take to make one to fit Marcus?

[panntastic]

Serious question. Is that suit rubber or leather? If leather how many cow hides would it take to make one to fit Marcus?

Got to be latex
And for someone like Marcus your gonna need a few 25 litre trade style paint tubs of liquid latex and throw it on the big fella and let it dry lol

[Capebuffalo]

Serious question. Marcus wher do I find one of these?

[marcus300]

Got to be latex
And for someone like Marcus your gonna need a few 25 litre trade style paint tubs of liquid latex and throw it on the big fella and let it dry lol

Thats right

Serious question. Marcus wher do I find one of these?

You have to find a specialist shop, quick search on google

[Capebuffalo]

Thats right




You have to find a specialist shop, quick search on google

The girl too?

[kelkel]

That cost just a little extra I imagine....

[Capebuffalo]

That cost just a little extra I imagine....

Noted. Workout question. How do I get my wife's ass to look like that.

Please don't say marry a younger woman. Not an option. ;(

[Sgt. Hartman]

Serious question. Marcus wher do I find one of these?

You want my tailor's number? He can do things with latex you can't imagine......

[Capebuffalo]

You want my tailor's number? He can do things with latex you can't imagine......

Got to ask where in Atl were you going with that wardrobe.