dukkits international house o whores

[Dukkit]

Is anyone else having problems with the forum?

Every now and then I try to go to the main page and it wont load.

[RaginCajun]

yes dukk

i couldn't get the app to work this morning

[-Ender-]

Is anyone else having problems with the forum?

Every now and then I try to go to the main page and it wont load.

bigtime. something was going on.
Old lady back in yet?

Did you ask the doc if she wanted some deep semen injection? If she was hesitant: You could explain to her how it promotes a youthful outlook on life.

[Dukkit]

bigtime. something was going on.
Old lady back in yet?

Did you ask the doc if she wanted some deep semen injection? If she was hesitant: You could explain to her how it promotes a youthful outlook on life.

She said yes. Gonna take time to start moving her stuff in.
Rent is already paid for Feb so she has time.

[-Ender-]

She said yes. Gonna take time to start moving her stuff in.
Rent is already paid for Feb so she has time.

sex swings and ball gags in every room now! WOO HOO
You should paint the hardwood floors to look like a Twister game also. Bwha! Bwhahhaha!

[-Ender-]

and get her one of those black latex gimp suits!

[Dukkit]

Didnt know you were into all that kinky stuff Ender

[-Ender-]

I'm at my best when I'm running around the house naked with a saucepan on my head, a turkey baster in one hand and a beer in the other while looking for C cell batteries.

[wh1spa]

I'm at my best when I'm running around the house naked with a saucepan on my head, a turkey baster in one hand and a beer in the other while looking for C cell batteries.

lmao thats a pretty sight.

[RaginCajun]

and get her one of those black latex gimp suits!

Didnt know you were into all that kinky stuff Ender

him and marcus!

[Dukkit]

Sup bitches

[Dukkit]

Booga booga

[Papa Smurf]

Whats UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP DUKKKIT

[bikeral]

Happy Friday Fvckers

[Dukkit]

Papa and Biker!!

Good morning.

How is everyone.

[Dukkit]

Just started snowing.

Its laying quick.

[Dukkit]

Looking at a few harleys that were flooded during hurricane sandy.

Itll be awhile to rebuild but I like a good project.

[Dukkit]

Ill be calling you Biker for help while rebuilding.

lol

[Papa Smurf]

All good ! Pulled my fricking right trap doing shoulders last night.........Damn my neck is sore ........moving like Frankinstein this morning We got snow in mountains....around Boone, NC

Papa and Biker!!

Good morning.

How is everyone.

[bikeral]

Whats up Duk

Rebuilding a bike sounds like a fun project.

[bikeral]

Ill be calling you Biker for help while rebuilding.

lol

No problem

I can drink beer while I watch you do the work.

From time to time bust your balls.

I'm very helpful on projects like these.

[RaginCajun]

what's crackin all you high priced whores!!!!!!!!!

Friday betches!

big boss is here, hope his fat ass takes us to lunch!

[bikeral]

Morning Papa

[bikeral]

what's crackin all you high priced whores!!!!!!!!!

Friday betches!

big boss is here, hope his fat ass takes us to lunch!

Well look what the cat dragged in!

Happy friday

Plans for the weekend?

[Dukkit]

No problem

I can drink beer while I watch you do the work.

From time to time bust your balls.

I'm very helpful on projects like these.

Sounds good to me!

Yeah there are a lot of bikes that were flooded during Sandy.
Some are brand new or close to it.
Insurance wrote them off.
The owner got paid.
Now the junkyards are auctioning them off.

[Dukkit]

They all look fine. No damage.

But they were flooded so gotta tear the engine apart and check all the electrical.

[Dukkit]

All good ! Pulled my fricking right trap doing shoulders last night.........Damn my neck is sore ........moving like Frankinstein this morning We got snow in mountains....around Boone, NC

Hope that trap feels better!
Heat and Ibuprofin!

[Dukkit]

I put a bid on a BMW R1200GS.
But downloaded the manual and schematics.

Lots more work. Those Germans over engineer everything.

A Harley would be a bit easier to tear apart and put back together.

*I hope*

[-Ender-]

They all look fine. No damage.

But they were flooded so gotta tear the engine apart and check all the electrical.

coolness. I want one of those gay Rockers and paint the fuker with rhino liner. Or a softail standard..take the tank and fenders down to bare metal with a DA and then clearcoat the bitch. Make it look like Mickey Rourke's Black Death FXR.
Ever see that bike Bikeral? I bet you have.

[bikeral]

I put a bid on a BMW R1200GS.
But downloaded the manual and schematics.

Lots more work. Those Germans over engineer everything.

A Harley would be a bit easier to tear apart and put back together.

*I hope*

I'm sure you can figure it out. I'm not very mechanical but with the manual I've been able to take the bikes apart and change stuff or do periodic service.

[bikeral]

coolness. I want one of those gay Rockers and paint the fuker with rhino liner. Or a softail standard..take the tank and fenders down to bare metal with a DA and then clearcoat the bitch. Make it look like Mickey Rourke's Black Death FXR.
Ever see that bike Bikeral? I bet you have.

I like it.

[bikeral]

That seat looks fvcking brutal though. My lazy ass likes the thick mustang seats.

[Dukkit]

coolness. I want one of those gay Rockers and paint the fuker with rhino liner. Or a softail standard..take the tank and fenders down to bare metal with a DA and then clearcoat the bitch. Make it look like Mickey Rourke's Black Death FXR.
Ever see that bike Bikeral? I bet you have.

I was actually going to paint it in Plasti Dip.
That shit is awesome.

[Dukkit]

I'm sure you can figure it out. I'm not very mechanical but with the manual I've been able to take the bikes apart and change stuff or do periodic service.

Yeah Im not too worried.

For the actual guts of the engine Id probably just drop it off at a shop to get checked over anyways.

[Dukkit]

Just put a bid on an 07 Dyna Street Bob

[Dukkit]

Im on a goddamn mission mofos!!!

I will be buying a bike A.S.A MUTHA FUKKING. P.!

[bikeral]

Just put a bid on an 07 Dyna Street Bob

Thats a good bike. Light and fast. A friend has one in Vegas and I ride it when I go out there. 96ci motor/6 speed.

[Dukkit]

Heres the street bob

[RaginCajun]

Well look what the cat dragged in!

Happy friday

Plans for the weekend?

cat is right!

plan on riding my bike at least 20 miles (can't figure if i want road or off road) and either go shoot my pistol, shotgun, or rifles; or goto a gun show

suppose to play golf sunday morning with two hot chicks and a bud before the superbowl

[bikeral]

Nice. Are they giving good deals? On Ebay that bike in good condition is about 8-9K.