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    Bikers getting all kinky

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    all this talk of toilets

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    1st Ender chapter 13, verse 53. "Seek ye to the throne and upon it you shall suffer. Suffer the result of the task and it shall bring forth the wisdom."
    1st Ender chaper 13, verse 69. "Maketh your bed and layith within. These words shall forever ring the truth of thine own actions."
    1st Ender chapter 13, verse 100. "Upon the close of a day, drinkth in celebration. For small things in excess are rewards to seek."

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    1st Ender chapter 13, verse 53. "Seek ye to the throne and upon it you shall suffer. Suffer the result of the task and it shall bring forth the wisdom."
    1st Ender chaper 13, verse 69. "Maketh your bed and layith within. These words shall forever ring the truth of thine own actions."
    1st Ender chapter 13, verse 100. "Upon the close of a day, drinkth in celebration. For small things in excess are rewards to seek."
    Amen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    1st Ender chapter 13, verse 53. "Seek ye to the throne and upon it you shall suffer. Suffer the result of the task and it shall bring forth the wisdom."
    sounds like when I couldnt wait to get to the bathroom after mexican buffet night...

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    Bless you, my children.

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    Can I get a Royale with Cheese?

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    Pulp Fiction

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    ^ Righto!

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Can I get a Royale with Cheese?
    And a 5$ milkshake?

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    haha.

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    And grab my wallet

    Yes, you know the one

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    2 members 12 guests....and all of them are whores.

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    Good morning slut buckets

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    sewer rat might taste like pumkin pie, but I wouldn't know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother fvcker.

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    Just took my third dump. Now I'm ready to start the day.

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    if you can hold them for a little bit they might solidify or all join together for a team effort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    if you can hold them for a little bit they might solidify or all join together for a team effort.
    Always been a triple shitter since high school.

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    I have a buddy who refuses to go duck hunting until he has as least 3 shyts..

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    Saw a guy pull up across the street this morning, and steal my neighbors newspaper.

    Suburban crime is crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Saw a guy pull up across the street this morning, and steal my neighbors newspaper.

    Suburban crime is crazy.
    Rebels..

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    Any plans this weekend?

    Im broke so I aint doing shit other than working on the bike.

    Got some parts coming in today Ill put on.

    Then I gotta take the forks off and maybe do the seals.

    And finish painting the gas tank with primer.

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    i'm going to club baby seals. Drunk.

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    Mornin sluts

    Started work 2 hrs late due to icy roads.. win!

    How was your commute Ender? roads like a skating rink out your way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Any plans this weekend?

    Im broke so I aint doing shit other than working on the bike.

    Got some parts coming in today Ill put on.

    Then I gotta take the forks off and maybe do the seals.

    And finish painting the gas tank with primer.
    Sounds like a boxed wine/40 kinda weekend

    Gotta get that bike sexy so you can ride it up to OH

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    i am busy as hell for a friday!

    there is a big BBQ cookoff here all weekend!

    i plan on stuffing my face!

    i wish i could buy sleep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    i am busy as hell for a friday!

    there is a big BBQ cookoff here all weekend!

    i plan on stuffing my face!

    i wish i could buy sleep!
    I'll be waiting for my food plate

    thanks buddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Mornin sluts

    Started work 2 hrs late due to icy roads.. win!

    How was your commute Ender? roads like a skating rink out your way!
    Nothing was happening at 6 on my way in. got shitty later but its over now. 1/8th inch of ice on stuff.

    n

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post

    Nothing was happening at 6 on my way in. got shitty later but its over now. 1/8th inch of ice on stuff.

    n
    6!? damn that's early

    At 6 I was still in bed trying to pull a 3-some before waking up

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    I just applied for a part time 2nd job.

    Fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Sounds like a boxed wine/40 kinda weekend

    Gotta get that bike sexy so you can ride it up to OH
    Oh you want to spend time with the Master Whore huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post

    Oh you want to spend time with the Master Whore huh?
    Of course! who wouldn't?

    Plus I'm excited to wear my purple/pink helmet

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    I have a buddy who refuses to go duck hunting until he has as least 3 shyts..
    You don't want to be forced to shit in the woods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I just applied for a part time 2nd job.

    Fun.
    Where you looking?

    I've had a few friends who've worked PT for UPS. Seems they pay/treat you well and there's a lot of room to move up if you want to. My one buddy started PT and moved up to FT. They paid for his Engineering degree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Of course! who wouldn't?

    Plus I'm excited to wear my purple/pink helmet
    You are going to look so cute in the helmet.

    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Where you looking?

    I've had a few friends who've worked PT for UPS. Seems they pay/treat you well and there's a lot of room to move up if you want to. My one buddy started PT and moved up to FT. They paid for his Engineering degree.
    Grocery stores.
    They always have overnight stocking.
    So that works around my full time job.
    Ive worked for a few grocery stores part time.
    Theyre building a HUGE Wegmans right by me so I applied there.

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    Good call

    Discounts on food will save you a lot of $$

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    You are going to look so cute in the helmet.
    fvck yeah I will

    thinking about bedazzling it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    fvck yeah I will

    thinking about bedazzling it
    Oh you gotta!

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    Finished the seats.

    Waiting on bolts to put tail back onto bike.

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