Oh god....well, I'll go ahead and tell you all what I suppose should be the most embarrassing moment of my life...though I'm not really ashamed of it..
Anyway, before my first trip to Thailand I did my due diligence just like lovbyts (also all day at work lol) and honestly had complete faith in my ability to distinguish between a ladyboy and a Thai girl. Once I arrived in Bangkok (where I usually stay) I immediately went out and got a girl, took a quick nap and grabbed another...which was pretty much what I did my first 2 days. Then, on the third day I came across the magical kamagra (took me a while to find a place with it in stock) which is the same thing as Viagra. Well, at the time I'm a fit 23 year old who already has a high sex drive....but I decide to take the full 100mg BEFORE I go find my girl for the night.
I end up deciding to go to the famous nana plaza to pick up a freelancer chick...but as I walk up and down the strip I have a hard time finding one to my liking. Anyway, during my search two ladyboys approached me and I politely turned them down and to be honest it kinda boosted my ego regarding my skill at telling the difference. Then, I finally see this complete stunner....easily a 9/10 but she's standing on the street waiting for a taxi and there was no real way to grab her attention without being rude and actually grabbing her (I was still a noob at this point). So, while I'm standing there trying to figure out how to solve this problem this cute little farm girl lightly brushes my arm..,I rate her an 8/10 and since she had a nice looking rack I talked to her a little bit, while doing so my target slipped away and then this little beauty asked if I wanted to go home with her...well naturally I said yes.
We get a cab and talk a little bit while riding back to my hotel. During the ride she tells me she lives with her family on a farm and is only here one day to make money for them. I don't necessarily believe or disbelieve her but we keep talking and everything goes smoothly.
Once we get into the elevator my subconscious picks up on a few things...you see, I'm about 6'3 and as a joke I bought some normal looking shoes that make me 6'6 (hidden heel) so when I'm in Thailand I just tell all the girls I meet that I'm a professional basketball player in Japan. Anyway, when we're standing side by side I notice that she's pretty tall (about 5'7)...and she's got fake eye lashes...and probably fake tits cause they were kinda big for an Asian. Anyway my brain doesn't put 2 and 2 together so I dumbly go to the room with her.
Once in the room she asks for payment up front (never had that happen to me and the Internet advises against it because the girls may perform poorly). It doesn't really worry me much since I've always had the belief that I'm gods gift to women and can get them to want to perform etc. etc. so I pay her what ends up being around $70 US.
Then I ask her if she'd like to shower with me (I've found showering together beforehand is a good ice breaker) but she firmly turns me down and says she wants to shower alone. Okay then....I let her get to it while I undress. Oh yeah, by then the kamagra had REALLY kicked in...I was hard as iron, and when she came out of the shower wearing nothing but her panties with those big perfect tits of hers it got even harder. Well, needless to say I was ready to get to it so I go to take her panties off (I think a little kissing/touching happened in between but I'm not positive) when she kind of pushes my hand away and informs me that she wasn't always a woman.
Well...I was disappointed in myself and although I had a good feeling she did this to me knowingly I didn't get mad or yell or anything...I just calmly explained to her that she could keep the money, and that all I wanted in exchange was for her to help me find a real girl. She seems confused and when I went to grab my pants to get dressed she ran over to me, got on her knees, and started sucking.
I was dumbfounded.
There she was, this pretty little thing choking it down like the best of em...I reached down and fondled her breasts a bit...felt like a woman....looks like a woman.....but.....I didn't know what to do, the damn kamagra betrayed me. Anyway, I didn't want to be rude so I let her suck for a good 5 minutes before I told her it was time to go. She didn't like that one bit and pushed me backwards onto the bed and kept sucking, then when I tried to get her off of me again she tried to mount me and said "I want you to **** me"...well, I had to draw the line somewhere and that was it for me. I finally just picked her up and reiterated that her job was to find me a real girl. We got dressed and went back to nana plaza. This is where the real fun begins....
After looking around for a bit and not finding anything she takes me to a gogo bar "Rainbow 1" and we have a seat. I get us both some drinks and look around for a bit, I see a girl I like and tell the mamasan I'd like to speak with her...unfortunately she turns me down "too big" she says. Oh well, can't win em all... I walk around once more and see a girl sitting at the bar who I knew worked there cause she had a pin with a number on her chest but I didn't know if she was working or not cause she wasn't on stage. This girl was a 9.5/10 maybe a solid 10 so I inquire and to my luck she's interested. The ladyboy and I part ways and I start talking to this new girl. Once she finds out I'm from Japan she gets really excited because she's obsessed with Japan, and I guess 90% of her clients are Japanese. Everything goes smoothly and we go back to my room.
This is where I make a huge mistake....I decided to take ANOTHER 100mg kamagra...worst idea ever. Anyway, we shower and get to fooling around and start humping like rabbits...only....I can't finish...we keep going and going and going and going and still...nothing. My king size bed was covered in sweat, my couch was covered in sweat, my desk, my chair, my whole damn room was a sweat ocean. We literally had sex for 9 hours straight, only briefly pausing to catch our breath, and I still could not finish. The ONLY reason we stopped was because I had a medical appointment to go to and she had to go to some temple in pattaya with her friend for a few days. Anyway, she told me she had only had sex like that once in her life with a man from Canada 7 years ago, and that she lost count on how many times she came after 8. Then she gives me her number and off she went.
Now, I kept in contact with her and when I saw her again she showed me pictures of her temple trip and gave me this really nice threaded star she made. She said she made many of them for her friends and they bring good luck when you travel with it. She also wanted to make sure I wasn't going to throw it away so I promised her I wouldn't. I still have that little flower to this day and plan on showing it to her when I see her on my next trip.
She's the only "bar girl" I keep in contact with and honestly I consider her a good friend. Whenever I visit I take her out and just genuinely treat her like a boyfriend would treat a girlfriend and it's a really good time. She's got a really touching story that I choose to believe but I think I'll keep that part private...especially since I've made this post long enough.
I suppose the moral of the story here is that if you treat people with respect you'll be rewarded in kind.
Oh, and never take 200mg of kamagra, I couldn't cum for 4 days and almost went to the doctor for it........
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