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  1. 03-19-2013, 12:44 PM #80201
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Something to warm up you cold weather guys.



    This makes me feel better. I like the bikini bottom
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Just trying to return the favor

    You catch the flu or something? or too much partying?
    Think I caught the flu again.
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    Guess the theme today is the beach...

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  7. 03-19-2013, 01:02 PM #80207
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    I dated a girl with tah-tahs like that.

    They were too much.

    lol
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    She could sit on my face anytime
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    That last pic biker... I'm in love
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    I've been bad

    a co-worker brought in some chocolate covered kettle corn

    only had 6-7 handfuls

    don't tell my diet
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    I've been bad

    a co-worker brought in some chocolate covered kettle corn

    only had 6-7 handfuls

    don't tell my diet
    Mum is the word.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Mum is the word.
    thanks brotha
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    Fukk I'm bored

    Dunno how this company keeps the lights on somedays
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    I've been bad

    a co-worker brought in some chocolate covered kettle corn

    only had 6-7 handfuls

    don't tell my diet
    They have coffee hour every month at my job. Today they had cake, cookies, soda bread with butter and jelly, a veggie platter, and cheese and crackers...

    The devil is tempting me.

    I just had coffee, a couple of carrot sticks and some cheese and crackers.

    First time in a while I didn't cave in.

    Don't worry pal. Do 30 mins cardio and 10 pushups and you are absolved of sin.
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    what is cardio? Is it aas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    what is cardio? Is it aas?
    It's an alcoholic beverage you drink pre workout.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    They have coffee hour every month at my job. Today they had cake, cookies, soda bread with butter and jelly, a veggie platter, and cheese and crackers...

    The devil is tempting me.

    I just had coffee, a couple of carrot sticks and some cheese and crackers.

    First time in a while I didn't cave in.

    Don't worry pal. Do 30 mins cardio and 10 pushups and you are absolved of sin.
    The will of a champion

    How about no cardio, 2 fap sessions, and 12 pushups?

    deal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    The will of a champion

    How about no cardio, 2 fap sessions, and 12 pushups?

    deal?
    You have papal dispensation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post

    You have papal dispensation.
    Thank you Pope Biker
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    haha

    Urban Dictionary puts an interesting spin on that

    " Papal Dispensation - The ejaculate caught by a condom.

    A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.

    You know you've got a bitch by the ovaries when you can make her drink your papal dispensation!"
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    What are condoms?
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    little bit of sunburn on that first one.
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    Morning slut puppies!

    I'm sore as shit!

    Last day on the road hopefully
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    all those girls know how to squat

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    all aboard the douche express.

    morning/evening fellers.


    what a fine day for ___________. who fvcking cares. pick something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-;6453***
    all aboard the douche express.

    morning/evening fellers.


    what a fine day for ___________. who fvcking cares. pick something.
    sleeping
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-;6453***
    all aboard the douche express.

    morning/evening fellers.


    what a fine day for ___________. who fvcking cares. pick something.
    hookers

    and then sleep
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    lol ^^
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    Morning Ender


    Morning whores.
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    morning dukkit

    or night..

    timezones are fkd.. who needs them anyways...
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    Night Kronik.
    lol
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    Dukk, are you still paying a gym membership?
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