
Originally Posted by
Times Roman
quick hijack for a funny story....
my buddies sister decided many years ago to go on the SlimFast diet. You know, a shake in the morning, a shake for lunch...?
Anyways, after a couple of months, she gained ten pounds. So she started bitching that the SlimFast diet sucked, she didn't know why she was gaining all the weight?
So i sat her down, and talked with her.....
"Teresa, tell me exactly what you are doing on this diet. There has to be a reason you are gaining weight!"
So she looks at me sheepishly, and says, well, in the morning, i eat my breakfast, and then have my SlimFast shake, and then in the afternoon I eat my lunch with another SlimFast shake!"
Uh......
So i begin to talk to her real slow so she can keep up...
uh, Teresa?
Yeah, about that shake. you are supposed to drink the shake INSTEAD of eating a meal, not with your meal!
She looks at me again, and goes....."oh! I had no idea, so is that why i'm gaining weight?"
ding! ding! ding! ding!