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  1. 04-11-2013, 08:29 AM #81481
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Hello The Sex Machine.

    How is your colon feeling?
    Great, thank you. She is walking funny, however.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    The Sex Machine, how can i win the most improved classic?

    i think i am the underdog
    You are a champion at heart RC, simply apply that to your mind and you shall win.

    The Sex Machine has spoken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    You are a champion at heart RC, simply apply that to your mind and you shall win.

    The Sex Machine has spoken.
    Winning it shall be oh Sex Machine
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    Aww man... I wanted to be called "The Sex Machine" today...

    FML.

    Morning whores. Time for eggs and spinach omlette!!
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    The sex machine do you have any pics to prove it?
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    I did legs

    I hurt

    Morning hookerlips
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    The sex machine do you have any pics to prove it?
    Yes I do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw
    How's the bike comin
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    Austin that pic of DLB is badass
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    Quote Originally Posted by AXx
    I did legs

    I hurt

    Morning hookerslips
    Did you put the hose on your back and do lunges?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    Did you put the hose on your back and do lunges?
    Lol

    No hell no

    I put on there when I did the stair master. Lol

    Yeah right
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Yes I do.
    Post em up
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post

    Post em up
    I texted them to Dukkit. I don't have a way of uploading from my phone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    How's the bike comin
    Slow.
    Made the socket to get the castle nut off last night.
    But now I need to cut the bolts that hold the kick stand on... cuz the heads are stripped.
    The kickstand is preventing me from getting the rear shock loose... which is preventing me from getting the swing arm off.

    Always something.
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    I texted them to Dukkit. I don't have a way of uploading from my phone.
    Liar
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Slow.
    Made the socket to get the castle nut off last night.
    But now I need to cut the bolts that hold the kick stand on... cuz the heads are stripped.
    The kickstand is preventing me from getting the rear shock loose... which is preventing me from getting the swing arm off.

    Always something.

    Liar
    I will crush you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I will crush you.
    Reputation downgrade.
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  18. 04-11-2013, 11:27 AM #81498
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I will crush you.
    Please do.

    Its been a few years since Ive been locked up for assault.

    I could use a vacation.
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    Sad. Only vacations Ive taken have been in jail cells.

    I even get 2 weeks paid vacation.

    Just never get around to using them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Sad. Only vacations Ive taken have been in jail cells.

    I even get 2 weeks paid vacation.

    Just never get around to using them.
    Good thing this year you have an Ohio stripper tour to use your vacation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    Good thing this year you have an Ohio stripper tour to use your vacation.
    Speaking of Ohio

    Where is Jasc?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Speaking of Ohio

    Where is Jasc?
    He's fine just busy.
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    Can I take the rest of the day off?

    I need a nap
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Can I take the rest of the day off?

    I need a nap
    No. You go to gym now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    good thing this year you have an ohio stripper tour to use your vacation.
    hell yeah!!!

    Ost!!

    Ost!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Can I take the rest of the day off?

    I need a nap
    heh. I just had one.
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    You're all Reported.

    No hard feelings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    You're all Reported.

    No hard feelings.
    reported
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    reported
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Banned
    abused.
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    You're all all reposted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    No. You go to gym now.
    i swam a half mile this morning!
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    11 guests, your all pre-banned!
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    Dear Guests,
    Fukk off.
    Sincerely, Dukkit



    How come no one ever comes in here like "Yo, I was a guest and read all your guys posts.
    You guys are awesome. I want to be a whore."
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    Yo, I was a guest and read all your guys posts. You guys are awesome. I want to be a whore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    i swam a half mile this morning!
    I have a 15 foot pool in the backyard. I swim in circles for 45 minutes. How far is that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    Dear Guests,
    Fukk off.
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    How come no one ever comes in here like "Yo, I was a guest and read all your guys posts.
    You guys are awesome. I want to be a whore."
    My nephew said he wants to grow up just like me, with big muscles and a cool car. I told him his dad was a midget, and it just won't happen. He cried.
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    fuk, I owe the feds and state $3500 yeay!!!...I new we where going to owe so I told the wife to put 4g away and she said she did until I asked for it tonight...bitch only had 2g...now I must scramble once again to clean up her mess...I love her but told here this will be the last time or we are done...whats the matter with women anyways she just spent $300 last night on line and didn't even blink an eye and now I get this news...
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    Dammit! Had to pull a last minute scramble to the pharmacy, almost forgot to refill my ambien!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    fuk, I owe the feds and state $3500 yeay!!!...I new we where going to owe so I told the wife to put 4g away and she said she did until I asked for it tonight...bitch only had 2g...now I must scramble once again to clean up her mess...I love her but told here this will be the last time or we are done...whats the matter with women anyways she just spent $300 last night on line and didn't even blink an eye and now I get this news...
    Think she spent that other 2 grand on male escorts bro.
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