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    Really??

    Taking a little road trip for work today and see this when I stopped for gas.


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    lol

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    lmfao

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    That's awesome

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    Haha no more Dutch Ovens Sarge.

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    LOL - I thought we were the only ones that have these. I laugh everytime I go to the gas station and see these.

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    A gas story at a gas station. What are the odds....
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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    LOL - I thought we were the only ones that have these. I laugh everytime I go to the gas station and see these.
    Haha no southern stereotypes are being broken down here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman
    Taking a little road trip for work today and see this when I stopped for gas.
    its was just a stab wound. I wonder what little he would have had to do to get himself shot????

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    its was just a stab wound. I wonder what little he would have had to do to get himself shot????
    Superman that ho???? LMFAO!!!!

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    Thats funny


    I worked as a short order chef when I was 19 an Italian spot. We used to **** around in the kitchen all the time. One of the head chefs was starting to dislike me I think he feared I was going to take his job because I was young and making much less.

    Anyhow I came home from College and my mom is all pissed off at me. Tells me to listen to the message on the machine.


    "Hello ******* this is Larry and I am calling about a disturbing incident I learned about in the kitchen last night. I was told you farted on the chicken which is a serious health violation and your employment hear was terminated. Your check will be mailed to you.....lol

    I mean I had to laugh about it lol

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    We have "Busted" version here in Austin...

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    man that pic ausitn looks like meth central

    some scary looking people!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rwy View Post
    Thats funny


    I worked as a short order chef when I was 19 an Italian spot. We used to **** around in the kitchen all the time. One of the head chefs was starting to dislike me I think he feared I was going to take his job because I was young and making much less.

    Anyhow I came home from College and my mom is all pissed off at me. Tells me to listen to the message on the machine.


    "Hello ******* this is Larry and I am calling about a disturbing incident I learned about in the kitchen last night. I was told you farted on the chicken which is a serious health violation and your employment hear was terminated. Your check will be mailed to you.....lol

    I mean I had to laugh about it lol
    Well....did you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    We have "Busted" version here in Austin...

    Holy shit they look like they could all be related to sloth from the goonies.

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    lmao. Yeah, they have a Sexy Mugshot section where they show some hot broads. Pretty entertaining for a good 3 minutes.
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    Is that how you met your ex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post
    Well....did you?
    Def did lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Is that how you met your ex?
    Yes. I browse Busted magazine and then wait outside for them to be released. In some rare cases, I'll pay the bail.
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    Lmao sounds like a genius plan.

    You've probably got somebody thinking hmmmm right now....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Is that how you met your ex?
    Lmao!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade View Post

    Superman that ho???? LMFAO!!!!
    yooouuuu!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Is that how you met your ex?
    bahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    She seems nice
    Jamie Meade

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    I'm a submissive woman
    ^^ Hell yeah!
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    both those are good g2g especially the big tittied one

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    Seriously. I am so sheltered. I had no idea that women advertise when thy will be getting out of the slammer. Seriously. No clue.

    I have learned sooooo much in the lounge. Lol.

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    ^^^And if you ever need bail money don't use your phone call to call a bondsman just pm Austin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman
    ^^^And if you ever need bail money don't use your phone call to call a bondsman just pm Austin.
    Good idea He probably has a western union account!!!! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post

    Good idea He probably has a western union account!!!! Lol
    Bail bonds rewards card

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    Bail bonds rewards card
    Even better! Good to know austinite!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    ^^^And if you ever need bail money don't use your phone call to call a bondsman just pm Austin.
    I bail blondes bro, not bail bonds.
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    Reminds me of my brother in laws side of the family only better looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite

    I bail blondes bro, not bail bonds.
    Dang it. I am not a blond

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Dang it. I am not a blond
    That's an easy fix
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Holy shit they look like they could all be related to sloth from the goonies.

    Classic movie though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I bail blondes bro, not bail bonds.
    Then they move in and all hell breaks loose!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    That's an easy fix
    Blond doesn't look good on me just doesn't work with my skin tone. You really should give brunettes a try

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Blond doesn't look good on me just doesn't work with my skin tone. You really should give brunettes a try
    It's only temporary. Like a relationship.
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