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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    I kissed a tranny once because I thought she was a girl.

    Does that make me gay?
    Mmmmmm no. Right? Perhaps a question for DSM or Sholv

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarneyBhoy View Post
    bikeral wits happin buddie u there?
    I'm back. Had to reload my shotgun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Do tell?

    BJ. Kissing doesnt get you off.

    Never

    Once a week. Think I may up that to twice a week.

    Barbados
    As usual you are very thorough. The rest of you whores should learn from Duk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Whorebag!!!

    Mind compelling questions you have. Thought provoking comments..
    At times I enjoy bringing the intellectual level of the conversation up to a higher standard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Mmmmmm no. Right? Perhaps a question for DSM or Sholv
    If DSM or Sholva can answer I would appreciate it.

    Thanks

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    I hate answering the phone.

    I may go back to flipping burgers.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    I hate answering the phone.

    I may go back to flipping burgers.

    lol
    I only like talking to people when I'm drunk and if they have big tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    I only like talking to people when I'm drunk and if they have big tits.
    I'm trying to build my chest out but it's a weak point of mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I'm trying to build my chest out but it's a weak point of mine

    bahahaha

    Sitting at my desk laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    bahahaha

    Sitting at my desk laughing.
    I'm in my recliner..... With legs up. I somehow fvcked up my right knee. I feel a bulge in the back of it and it hurts to walk. I was supposed to do the stair master today. Ill probably Ice it tonite and hit the cardio tmrw

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    That sucks man. Just sit back and have a pint of Haagen Daz

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    My wife bought me a pint of cookie dough haagen daz last saturday.

    That bitch is trying to sabotage my cut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    My wife bought me a pint of cookie dough haagen daz last saturday.

    That bitch is trying to sabotage my cut.

    Just kidding.

    I love her. But she is sabotaging my cut.

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    Lmfao

    I love the dark chocolate

    Look up my sisters protein mug cake recipe..... U should be able to search it. It'll satisfy a craving and it's not bad for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Lmfao

    I love the dark chocolate

    Look up my sisters protein mug cake recipe..... U should be able to search it. It'll satisfy a craving and it's not bad for you
    I'll check it out. Meanwhile I have been strong and the haagen daz is sitting in the freezer unopened.

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    Mornin - off to the airport. Gotta kick ass and take names today. Hope everybody has a good one!

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    Wake up.. I predict Dukkit to chime in next at..... 7:23am. Let see how close.

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    Wrong!

    Morning!

    In the woods again today!

    I am not sure if I ever want to go back to my desk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Wake up.. I predict Dukkit to chime in next at..... 7:23am. Let see how close.
    Close

    7:28

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    Morning RC! Kill me some gator!!

    Igi... take those names and take some ass while youre at it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit
    Morning RC! Kill me some gator!!

    Igi... take those names and take some ass while youre at it!
    That's not until the weekend but I'm fired up about it! Gators will die!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit

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    7:28
    5 minutes and one whore off..

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    I gotta poop.

    11 guests... could you wipe for me?

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    Hope I get my car back today.

    Wanting and needing to trade it in for a truck

    I going to really have to negotiate hard!

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    Morning all

    Thursday is the first day of hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral
    Morning all

    Thursday is the first day of hope.
    I hope this day goes by quickly and without a hitch.. And I hope all of us find fortune and good health for ages to come.

    My attempt at being philosophical #fail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I hope this day goes by quickly and without a hitch.. And I hope all of us find fortune and good health for ages to come.

    My attempt at being philosophical #fail
    Hey buddy, thought you would be on a plane.

    I just hope I can make it one more day to the weekend. #bahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    Hey buddy, thought you would be on a plane.

    I just hope I can make it one more day to the weekend. #bahahaha
    Someone say weekend?

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    Thursday's are my Fridays for the rest of the year. Cut our hours to 32, so as to not layoff at the moment. So what day is hump day now?
    Inquiring minds want to know. Have a great holiday weekend guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Someone say weekend?
    Fvck yea. Holiday weekend coming down the pipe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redhawk01 View Post
    Thursday's are my Fridays for the rest of the year. Cut our hours to 32, so as to not layoff at the moment. So what day is hump day now?
    Inquiring minds want to know. Have a great holiday weekend guys.
    Damn I wish I was so lucky. I'd be happy to take the pay cut.

    In your case Tuesday is hump day, Wednesday becomes the day of hope, and you say TGIT.

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    Sweatin my balls off, need a cold beer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral

    Hey buddy, thought you would be on a plane.

    I just hope I can make it one more day to the weekend. #bahahaha
    Pit stop in ATL, in Nashville now telling people what to do and how to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    Someone say weekend?
    I'm so damn pumped for this weekend.. Wife and I are flying to Grand Canyon/Sedona for a few days. Gonna hike at Red Rocks and ride jack-asses in the canyon.. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I'm so damn pumped for this weekend.. Wife and I are flying to Grand Canyon/Sedona for a few days. Gonna hike at Red Rocks and ride jack-asses in the canyon.. Lol
    Canyon is cool. I went there a few years ago. Walked out on that Skywalk and the took a helicopter down to the bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Sweatin my balls off, need a cold beer!
    You and me both buddy.

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