dukkits international house o whores

**Hazard** · 09-09-2013, 06:56 PM

For Marcus

http://bigbootygifs.tumblr.com/

**Hazard** · 09-09-2013, 06:59 PM

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**Dpyle** · 09-09-2013, 07:49 PM

Damnit Haz. I already took my ambien before seeing these. Now I'm trying to devise a plan to mount the wife in my delirium.

**Hazard** · 09-09-2013, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Dpyle

Damnit Haz. I already took my ambien before seeing these. Now I'm trying to devise a plan to mount the wife in my delirium.

Lmfao mine better give up the arsehole tonite

**DSM4Life** · 09-09-2013, 08:00 PM

Kill them allllllllllllllllllllll

**Hazard** · 09-09-2013, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Kill them allllllllllllllllllllll

If she gives it up she ain't gunna shit right for a week

**DSM4Life** · 09-09-2013, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

If she gives it up she ain't gunna shit right for a week

Still no luck getting a little brown on the pecker?

**Hazard** · 09-09-2013, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Still no luck getting a little brown on the pecker?

Nope - aparantly when she has her period I can't attack the mud hole. Aunt Flo has left so I should be good

**DSM4Life** · 09-09-2013, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Nope - aparantly when she has her period I can't attack the mud hole. Aunt Flo has left so I should be good

I dated a chick who always wanted sex while on her period.

**Fcastle357** · 09-09-2013, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I dated a chick who always wanted sex while on her period.

Time to unleash your inner vampire.

**DSM4Life** · 09-09-2013, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Fcastle357

Time to unleash your inner vampire.

I'm a man. Put down some plastic and let's do this!

**Dpyle** · 09-09-2013, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Nope - aparantly when she has her period I can't attack the mud hole. Aunt Flo has left so I should be good

That's odd! I never had issues with any of my exes. Just put down a black towel or do it in a hot shower. Either way it happened.

**Fcastle357** · 09-09-2013, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I'm a man. Put down some plastic and let's do this!

Lol actually anything to do with period blood makes me want to puke. Worst smelling $hit ever.

**Dpyle** · 09-09-2013, 08:24 PM

Oh well it would appear that the wife is having a life stress induced manic episode, so I think I'll just get sedated and hope it's better tomorrow.

**DSM4Life** · 09-09-2013, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by Fcastle357

Lol actually anything to do with period blood makes me want to puke. Worst smelling $hit ever.

Not my ideas situation either but a man has to do what a man has to do.

**Dpyle** · 09-09-2013, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Fcastle357

Lol actually anything to do with period blood makes me want to puke. Worst smelling $hit ever.

I don't know man. Breeching a nugget pulling out of the balloon knot can be pretty bad.

**Fcastle357** · 09-09-2013, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Dpyle

I don't know man. Breeching a nugget pulling out of the balloon knot can be pretty bad.

Lol oh man. My wife is sitting across the room from me if she knew what I was talking about the night might take a turn for the worse.

**DSM4Life** · 09-09-2013, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by Fcastle357

Lol oh man. My wife is sitting across the room from me if she knew what I was talking about the night might take a turn for the worse.

Ask her what she had for lunch. If it was Taco Bell you might want to hold off.

**Hazard** · 09-09-2013, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by Dpyle

That's odd! I never had issues with any of my exes. Just put down a black towel or do it in a hot shower. Either way it happened.

No she wants sex on her period..... Not anal lol

**kronik420** · 09-10-2013, 06:49 AM

hey hoe

**kronik420** · 09-10-2013, 06:58 AM

got strawberries growing now

**Dukkit** · 09-10-2013, 07:02 AM

Morning gentlemen.

**bikeral** · 09-10-2013, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by Dukkit

Morning gentlemen.

Fuk I was ready to put in a missing person report.

**Dukkit** · 09-10-2013, 08:02 AM

Sorry guys.

My Nana passed away on Sun.

I took off yesterday to spend time with fam.

Waiting to hear on funeral arrangements so I can fly to FL for them.

**kronik420** · 09-10-2013, 08:08 AM

sorry to hear dukk

**Dukkit** · 09-10-2013, 08:16 AM

Thanks bro.

**RaginCajun** · 09-10-2013, 08:23 AM

morning whores

sorry for your loss Dukky, may she rest in peace

39 guests, really?

**Dukkit** · 09-10-2013, 08:34 AM

Thanks RC.

Thats a lot of guests.

Bunch of pervs.

**bikeral** · 09-10-2013, 08:40 AM

Sorry to hear that Duk. Condolences

**Dukkit** · 09-10-2013, 08:49 AM

Thanks Biker.

Just glad she didnt suffer.

She slipped into coma on Sat and on Sun passed.

**Dukkit** · 09-10-2013, 09:40 AM

In other news.

Got a ticket on the bike Sat night.

Doing over 100.

But cop had no radar, just paced us.

Gave us reckless driving.

$112

**Hazard** · 09-10-2013, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by Dukkit

In other news.

Got a ticket on the bike Sat night.

Doing over 100.

But cop had no radar, just paced us.

Gave us reckless driving.

$112

And u didn't try to run?

**Dukkit** · 09-10-2013, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

And u didn't try to run?

I was with 2 other peeps and 1 guy was way behind. I was already stopped at a redlight by time my friends caught up..

THEN the cop turned his lights on. We didnt see him till then. Or I would of.

**Hazard** · 09-10-2013, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by Dukkit

I was with 2 other peeps and 1 guy was way behind. I was already stopped at a redlight by time my friends caught up..

THEN the cop turned his lights on. We didnt see him till then. Or I would of.

Hmmmm good answer

**RaginCajun** · 09-10-2013, 10:07 AM

damn dukk that sucks about the ticket

go and fight it, cop prob won't show up

**Dukkit** · 09-10-2013, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

damn dukk that sucks about the ticket

go and fight it, cop prob won't show up

He was saying that he paced us.

But there were 3 of us and we were all spread out between 2 traffic lights.

Who and how did he pace us?

Idiots.

I could beat it easily if I wanted to spend money on a lawyer.

**Dpyle** · 09-10-2013, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by Dukkit

He was saying that he paced us.

But there were 3 of us and we were all spread out between 2 traffic lights.

Who and how did he pace us?

Idiots.

I could beat it easily if I wanted to spend money on a lawyer.

Doubt you'd even need a lawyer. Either he wouldn't show and it would be tossed or he would show but wouldn't be able to produce a dash cam vid then it be comes 3 eye witnesses against his word.

**Hazard** · 09-10-2013, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Dpyle

Doubt you'd even need a lawyer. Either he wouldn't show and it would be tossed or he would show but wouldn't be able to produce a dash cam vid then it be comes 3 eye witnesses against his word.

A cops word is truth in court..... But then again the group being spread out between two lights kinda defeats any argument he gives

**Dukkit** · 09-10-2013, 10:24 AM

He kept referencing the dash cam when he was talking to us.

But it def wouldnt have me in clear sight.

If I was doing over 100 and was 2 blocks away. And it was 930 pm.

**Dpyle** · 09-10-2013, 10:25 AM

Reasonable doubt! Unless they have your plate number in plain view there's no way to prove anything.

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