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I just watched your movie, "We're The Millers". I just wanted you to know that I would do anything for you. Literally. I'll take you. As is, no warranty. Just give me 15 minutes... anything goes.
Mind you, your body fat is unacceptable in my book, generally. However, I am willing to make an exception for you.
Have a powerful day,
~ Austinite
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i watched it a few weeks ago daaaamn! i know how you feel austin
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she's getting old and her left boob looks bigger than her right..
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Originally Posted by kronik420
Yes but Austin's getting older, he can't keep up with the younger girls. He may break a hip
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These obsessions of yours are stating to give me cause for concern.
Remember No means No. And 500 feet is 500 feet.
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Chaulk up another restraining order...
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These obsessions of yours are stating to give me cause for concern. Remember No means No. And 500 feet is 500 feet.
I had this same talk the other day with him.
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Hey Jen:
Can I please have the 2 hours you promised me before you give Austin his 15 minutes?
And don't listen to him about your bf, it's just fine.
Love,
Sarge
Last edited by Sgt. Hartman; 09-25-2013 at 08:05 AM.
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Dear Jen:
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MY right hand hates the day she was born!
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2 Hours? I will give Jen the best 38 seconds of her day!
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In 2 hrs I could give her the best 38 seconds of her day about 7 times though.....
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38 seconds? I hope you're including foreplay and a cigarette, because I just cant compete with that stamina otherwise!
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Actually, no means maybe. And restraining orders are just another way of saying... I love you.These obsessions of yours are stating to give me cause for concern.
Remember No means No. And 500 feet is 500 feet.
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Dear Jen.....
I didn't mean what I said. I have no real love for fat asses..... Yours is perfect. Can you bring the Ferrari to pick me up from the airport?
Thanks Hun,
Your much better looking than brad Pitt hunk
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I actually see nothing wrong with her body.I just watched your movie, "We're The Millers". I just wanted you to know that I would do anything for you. Literally. I'll take you. As is, no warranty. Just give me 15 minutes... anything goes.
Mind you, your body fat is unacceptable in my book, generally. However, I am willing to make an exception for you.
Have a powerful day,
~ Austinite
She's beginning the aging process, and in my book, still looks pretty hot.
she's in her mid 40's, right?
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That's why I said "in my book"She is pretty fat, brother.
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i didn't see the movie, so i'll just go with that.That's why I said "in my book"
she's always been pretty hawt in all the other movies i've seen her in....?
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Agreed. From Friends to every movie, super duper hot!
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Id drag my balls through a field of razor blades and hot coals just to hear her fart through the phone.............
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Lmfao
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Meh, she's ok. Quite sexy at times but not hot. I wouldn't really climb over any of you to get to her.
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She actually poops rose petals. No one can figure out how and why, but it's true.
Blasphemy!
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Did you find Crazy Jack?
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nah they dont have computers here, I pay the guards with my left over meds to let me use his Iphone, love this app!!
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Glad I forgot to take the tadalifil this AM
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What that man said, she'd do for a poke when the tellies broke.
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Loved her in "Horrible Bosses"
Her character in that was super hot, very aggressive..
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that and "Just Go With It"
damn she looked good
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fat? Strange taste in women brother...no offense.That's why I said "in my book"
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lol funny but strange, hence your location...."out of mind"...how ironic.
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yeah... fat. I think people who like fat broads have strange taste in women..................... No offense, Bro.
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lol, I prefer my girls' ass to be fat not striated..... .....but to each there own. We're all different.
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uhhhh. Bingo? lol...
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^^^^ this FTW
Love me a fat ass lol
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More fat broads for the rest of us!
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Have at it. I'm not judging you all. More healthy, athletic and fit broads for me.
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