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  1. 10-07-2013, 05:32 AM #90081
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    fkn school holidays

    gym was packed with 16 year olds on juice that don't know how to lift weights..

    one kid almost killed himself on the bench press lol, no warm-up, straight to 220 lbs, bar came crashing down, i was like 'lol'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine
    Can't sleep. Clown will eat me
    That sounds like a terrible recurring dream I would not care to have lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420
    fkn school holidays gym was packed with 16 year olds on juice that don't know how to lift weights.. one kid almost killed himself on the bench press lol, no warm-up, straight to 220 lbs, bar came crashing down, i was like 'lol'
    Nice tomatoes kron...

    I hear you on the kids in the gym.. I want to coach them but I don't have time for that shit
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    Sup sup!

    How was every ones weekend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit
    Sup sup! How was every ones weekend?
    Had an awesome weekend. Relaxing sat and hiking with the fam yesterday. You?
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  10. 10-07-2013, 08:06 AM #90090
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Had an awesome weekend. Relaxing sat and hiking with the fam yesterday. You?
    Glad to hear man.
    Mine was busy.
    Worked fri night.
    Spent all sat working on bikes.
    Then cousins engagement party.
    Then saw italian chick.
    Yesterday I rode the bike for 8 hours.
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    Afternoon
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  12. 10-07-2013, 08:48 AM #90092
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    Whats up Biker!!

    Enjoy the weekend?

    Any stories?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Whats up Biker!!

    Enjoy the weekend?

    Any stories?

    Not really. Sisters birthday party Saturday. Tried to get here friends to take their tops off. You know the usual.

    How about you? You moving in with Italian girl soon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Not really. Sisters birthday party Saturday. Tried to get here friends to take their tops off. You know the usual.

    How about you? You moving in with Italian girl soon?
    Ah no fun.

    I had some fat old lady try to get me to dance with her on fri while I was bouncing.

    Had to fight her off.

    lol

    Italian girl and I are doing well. We shall see how it goes.

    I did have another girl over yesterday but wasnt feeling her.

    Had some nice ass titties though. I did get to play with them. lol
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    Friday night I got home at midnight from going out for a few beers.

    Saturday my mother-in-law asks me what time I got home insinuating I came home late. I said I don't know I was drunk and did not look at time but that reminds me of a joke.

    One of my friends is telling me man I came home last night and parked the car a block away. Slowly opened the door to my house. Took my shoes off and tip toed up to the bedroom without making a sound. When I got in the bedroom my wife turned on the light and screamed where the hell have you been, do you know what time it is?

    I told him that sucks, last night I came home late on my harley with open headers screaming into the driveway. I came in the house with my boots still on and ran up the steps to the bedroom opened the door and said honey I want to fvck. My wife was sound asleep...
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    morning merkin sniffers!

    weekend was great!

    watched the LSU game, cooked dinner for smoothie and I, and got blowjobs all game while enjoying a fine glass of scotch!

    went hog hunting yesterday evening, saw 4 does and nice little 8 point, but no hogs.

    heading home this weekend for another wedding, should be nutz!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Friday night I got home at midnight from going out for a few beers.

    Saturday my mother-in-law asks me what time I got home insinuating I came home late. I said I don't know I was drunk and did not look at time but that reminds me of a joke.

    One of my friends is telling me man I came home last night and parked the car a block away. Slowly opened the door to my house. Took my shoes off and tip toed up to the bedroom without making a sound. When I got in the bedroom my wife turned on the light and screamed where the hell have you been, do you know what time it is?

    I told him that sucks, last night I came home late on my harley with open headers screaming into the driveway. I came in the house with my boots still on and ran up the steps to the bedroom opened the door and said honey I want to fvck. My wife was sound asleep...
    hahahaha!

    mother-in-laws, are they that bad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    hahahaha!

    mother-in-laws, are they that bad?
    She is OK. She laughed when I told her the joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420 View Post
    hydro update

    check out my tomatoes
    That's badass!

    I want one
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Friday night I got home at midnight from going out for a few beers.

    Saturday my mother-in-law asks me what time I got home insinuating I came home late. I said I don't know I was drunk and did not look at time but that reminds me of a joke.

    One of my friends is telling me man I came home last night and parked the car a block away. Slowly opened the door to my house. Took my shoes off and tip toed up to the bedroom without making a sound. When I got in the bedroom my wife turned on the light and screamed where the hell have you been, do you know what time it is?

    I told him that sucks, last night I came home late on my harley with open headers screaming into the driveway. I came in the house with my boots still on and ran up the steps to the bedroom opened the door and said honey I want to fvck. My wife was sound asleep...
    bahahahahaha!
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    My body hurts.

    8 hours of riding and then some amazing sex.

    Im beat.

    Still havent got any tren in my body either.
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    Im hungry

    Lunch time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Im hungry

    Lunch time!
    what's on the menu?
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    I hate ppl who put these fuggin stickers on their cars

    unless they're fat, then I laugh

    thinking about putting my 1RM on my trunk just to be cool
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    I hate ppl who put these fuggin stickers on their cars

    unless they're fat, then I laugh

    thinking about putting my 1RM on my trunk just to be cool
    bahahaha, you sound like a guy that i work with!

    he cannot stand those stickers as well!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post

    bahahaha, you sound like a guy that i work with!

    he cannot stand those stickers as well!
    they're everywhere!

    It's ironic how we live in the fattest country in the world, yet half of our population is made up of marathon runners
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    what's on the menu?
    Honey bar b q chicken strips!
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    Gorgeous man!
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