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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Austin..


    Im sorry.

    Truth is... I have a crush on you.

    You know how kids pick on the person they like?

    Thats whats going on here.
    Ditto! Let's hang out soon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Ditto! Let's hang out soon!
    You guys should make out and post the vid here.

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    Morning DSM

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    Fvcking 5 mins to 5PM my boss asks me to whiteboard a solution to merge 2 giant networks with overlapping IP's. Is he fvcking kidding me.

    Took until 6PM for him to realize we were not going to have a solution last night. Fvcking douche.

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    Some other douche starts talking to me while I'm eating my breakfast.

    Go away MFer

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Ditto! Let's hang out soon!
    Hubba hubba!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post



    Fvcking 5 mins to 5PM my boss asks me to whiteboard a solution to merge 2 giant networks with overlapping IP's. Is he fvcking kidding me.

    Took until 6PM for him to realize we were not going to have a solution last night. Fvcking douche.
    Morning biker.

    Thats some bullshit.

    Did you draw a naked woman on the whiteboard instead?

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    Glad I'm in a good mood today. Only got cut off by 18 cars in the rain on the way to work today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Hubba hubba!!!


    Morning biker.

    Thats some bullshit.

    Did you draw a naked woman on the whiteboard instead?
    Great idea. Today I will draw a penis and put my bosses name over it.

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    morning magnificent SOBs!

    today is my friday and i am kickin ass!

    carb load starts tonite and no telling when it may end!

    wedding on Saturday back home. rehearsal dinner tonite, golf tomorrow/fishin tomorrow, and whatever else happens!

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    my legs are sore from doing squats yesterday

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    morning magnificent SOBs!

    today is my friday and i am kickin ass!

    carb load starts tonite and no telling when it may end!

    wedding on Saturday back home. rehearsal dinner tonite, golf tomorrow/fishin tomorrow, and whatever else happens!

    Enjoy that carb load.

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    Fukking insurance adjuster came out yesterday to check out my bike...

    but only left me a fukking estimate for a shop!!!!


    I wanted a check!!!!!


    How am I supposed to take a bike with 2 flat tires to the shop?
    I have a honda civic you cvnt!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Fukking insurance adjuster came out yesterday to check out my bike...

    but only left me a fukking estimate for a shop!!!!


    I wanted a check!!!!!


    How am I supposed to take a bike with 2 flat tires to the shop?
    I have a honda civic you cvnt!!!!
    strap it the top or load it in the trunk!

    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Fukking insurance adjuster came out yesterday to check out my bike...

    but only left me a fukking estimate for a shop!!!!


    I wanted a check!!!!!


    How am I supposed to take a bike with 2 flat tires to the shop?
    I have a honda civic you cvnt!!!!
    Did you kick him in the balls?

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    No! They told me theyd write a check.


    AHHHHHHHHH

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Did you kick him in the balls?
    He looked at it in my driveway while i was at work.

    So I didnt have a chance.

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    long distance ball kick him.

    Find out where he parks and take the plates off his car.
    Put the plates on the ground outside a car dealership.
    Throw a rock through the window of the dealership or one of the cars.
    beware of cameras.

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    Bitches!!!!!

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    Fukkers better wake up.

    Im lonely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit
    Fukkers better wake up.

    Im lonely.
    Lmao I'm up..... Sears is here repairing the dishwasher AGAIN.

    First time - "it's your pump and motor"

    Second time "we installed your pump and motor. Everything is fixed. Idunno why its leaking but it should be fixed"

    It still leaked like a mfkr

    Third time - "it's a seal issue....."

    I'm goin on 3 1/2 weeks of issues

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    this thread is over 4 years old and running strong.

    Morning carrot crackers..

    Sucks about the d/w Haz.. mine was replaced recently as well and they brought the wrong color..

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    dude I actually felt bad for Eli last night.. and I'm a Pats fan.. another three picks. The first one was the worst. they're not out of it yet though.. the other teams in their division don't have stellar records so you never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    dude I actually felt bad for Eli last night.. and I'm a Pats fan.. another three picks. The first one was the worst. they're not out of it yet though.. the other teams in their division don't have stellar records so you never know.
    Fvck the giants man...... And I'm a giants fan lmao. I know they have injuries and what not but come on..... It doesn't matter what the teams issues are. The picks fall on the quarterback and this year is just flat out unacceptable.

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    I wish I had a dish washer.



    Hand washed dishes for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit
    I wish I had a dish washer.



    Hand washed dishes for me.
    I did that for 4 years..... And now another 3 1/2 weeks. My secondary dishwasher (the gf) makes me help her lol

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    gotta go cant talk bye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I did that for 4 years..... And now another 3 1/2 weeks. My secondary dishwasher (the gf) makes me help her lol
    Uhhh. I havent had a dishwasher since 2005.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit

    Uhhh. I havent had a dishwasher since 2005.

    lol
    It put hair on ur chest tho hahaha

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    Boring in here today.

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    Prepping for leg day. Gonna go hit it in a few. Busy weekend ahead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Lmao I'm up..... Sears is here repairing the dishwasher AGAIN.

    First time - "it's your pump and motor"

    Second time "we installed your pump and motor. Everything is fixed. Idunno why its leaking but it should be fixed"

    It still leaked like a mfkr

    Third time - "it's a seal issue....."

    I'm goin on 3 1/2 weeks of issues
    Kick them in the balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I did that for 4 years..... And now another 3 1/2 weeks. My secondary dishwasher (the gf) makes me help her lol
    You should buy a mother in law. They work pretty good.

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    I'm pretty bummed. Had my physical this morning and she did not check my prostate. What a rip off. I want my copay back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I'm pretty bummed. Had my physical this morning and she did not check my prostate. What a rip off. I want my copay back.
    I fukking hate that!!!

    Every single time, I get my hopes up and then nothing.

    Sup Biker!

    My insurance check is in the mail for the bike!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    I fukking hate that!!!

    Every single time, I get my hopes up and then nothing.

    Sup Biker!

    My insurance check is in the mail for the bike!
    All good buddy. Besides not getting a finger up my ass this morning.

    I'll be downtown around 14th street rest of day doing some surveys. Hopefully see some hot ass.

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    Get that check and blow it all on Tren.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Get that check and blow it all on Tren.
    You sir, are a smart smart man!

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    Whores... come out and play.

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    I'm horny.

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