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    Mornin! Ender there's a movie coming out soon with you in it. Ender's Game

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    Morning wank slaps

    Long Thursday for me

    I need a massage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Mornin! Ender there's a movie coming out soon with you in it. Ender's Game
    So I hear. I also have not received a check from those guys yet.... might be time to throttle some necks soon..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
    Morning wank slaps Long Thursday for me I need a massage
    Time to call smoothie for a rub n' tug!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    Morning Dukkit!
    Hi boo.

    How is life treating ya?

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    High 5 !

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    Mister Austin,

    Whats on your agenda today?

    For me its work, then starting to build a head board for Italian chick.

    Then some chores around the house.

    Then I work at the tavern tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Mister Austin,

    Whats on your agenda today?

    For me its work, then starting to build a head board for Italian chick.

    Then some chores around the house.

    Then I work at the tavern tonight.
    not much buddy. Going to work in 20. Taking sunday/monday off, have a nice broad coming in from houston. Good times!

    Headboard, huh? Sounds fun! Make it noisy.
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    Does her left arm seem reaaaaaally long?

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    ^^^^^^don't know about her arms but she looks like she has some healthy lungs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    Does her left arm seem reaaaaaally long?
    Oh.... My.... God. Wtf?!? Elasticgirl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Hi boo.

    How is life treating ya?
    dandy. Looking for love in all the wrong places. fighting for the greater good. Drinking at near legendary status.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Does her left arm seem reaaaaaally long?
    now that you mention it.. her right arm is none too short as well. hangs to her damn knee almost

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Does her left arm seem reaaaaaally long?

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    Long limb'd hoes.

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    i am ready for the weekend, this has been a loooooooong week!

    still have a meeting at 6pm tonight!

    i am ready to carb load!

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    Working 2nd job tonight and tomorrow.

    Then wedding on sat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit
    Working 2nd job tonight and tomorrow. Then wedding on sat.
    Marrying the Italian broad already?

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    The wife came to my office for lunch ..surprised me ,nothin like a quickie in her butt . Afternoon delight !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford
    The wife came to my office for lunch ..surprised me ,nothin like a quickie in her butt . Afternoon delight !
    Lol very nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    Marrying the Italian broad already?
    Shhhh.
    Its not official yet.

    lol

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    i just got turd burgled!!!!

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    Met a strange lady. She made me nervous. She took me in and made me breakfast. So I told her...

    I'll fvck you till you love me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Does her left arm seem reaaaaaally long?

    Originally Posted by Bedford
    The wife came to my office for lunch ..surprised me ,nothin like a quickie in her butt . Afternoon delight !
    Pure randomness...Love this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    Pure randomness...Love this thread
    It's not random, bro. Read the thread. From the beginning...
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    It's not random, bro. Read the thread. From the beginning...
    38 confused guests now taking your advices

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    Hello boys and whores.

    And 32 guests.

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    Whores take tours, and they're yours, hunt boars, count by fours.

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    Morning magnificent SOBs!

    Fukien finally Friday.

    I worked 14 hours yesterday, still have not seen a raise!

    Today I shall fukk off some

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    Its Fri.

    Wedding tomorrow.

    Italian chick cant make it so bringing my crazy russian buddy.

    Hes always a good time.

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    Funny tags for this thread....


    **men of renown, **the prostate thread, ass bandits, chode logan is your dad, crime pays, dan = mooseman's bitch, dan lvs big bitches, dukks thread, ghetto is a sexy bitch..., i can hardly wait, i like chicken, im708 can't take a joke, kat, manic= tap dancing dingle, manicc = bitch squater, moose is king, mr rose = manics bitch, mr.rose is fuking sexy, sigman is sexy as a mofo, stats 5'9 380lbs 39%bf, suck my choda pop, tag this..., this thread sucks dick, v is owning as usual, war is a whore!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Funny tags for this thread....


    **men of renown, **the prostate thread, ass bandits, chode logan is your dad, crime pays, dan = mooseman's bitch, dan lvs big bitches, dukks thread, ghetto is a sexy bitch..., i can hardly wait, i like chicken, im708 can't take a joke, kat, manic= tap dancing dingle, manicc = bitch squater, moose is king, mr rose = manics bitch, mr.rose is fuking sexy, sigman is sexy as a mofo, stats 5'9 380lbs 39%bf, suck my choda pop, tag this..., this thread sucks dick, v is owning as usual, war is a whore!
    They attract the right sort of crowd.

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    Some of those names bring back memories... Remember Rosie? He was an interesting mofo

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    Ran out of my greek yogurt ,had to eat one on my wifes that has honey with it. Realized how much I dislike honey .

    Its Friday Bitches !

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    It is Friday.

    Correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford
    Ran out of my greek yogurt ,had to eat one on my wifes that has honey with it. Realized how much I dislike honey . Its Friday Bitches !
    You ate your honey's honey.

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    my allergies and sinuses are all jacked up!

    damn!

    how can one person seriously have this much mucous!

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    Well, I did that last night -

    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    You ate your honey's honey.

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